Channel 4 Monday

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Richie Anderson in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against words and numbers

Carla asks Sam to talk her impetuous teenage son out of rushing into a premature marriage, while Cliff grows a potato that looks like former US president Richard Nixon

Andy, the ex-convict who tried to murder Diane, makes an unwelcome return, sending her paranoia into overdrive. Comedy, starring Shelley Long

Diane borrows $500 from Sam to buy a book signed by Ernest Hemingway and allows him to look after it as security for the money - but things do not go as planned

Carla places a lonely hearts ad, but receives no replies - so Sam and the bar-room regulars decide to boost her confidence by making one up

Doug turns the basement into a recreation room - until Carrie's father and sister move in. Kevin James and Leah Remini star

After stumbling on a photo of Carrie's overweight mother, Doug pretends to go on a diet to persuade his wife to lose a few pounds. Kevin James stars

Niles and Frasier search for a wealthy patron prepared to give their old school a much-needed cash injection - and decide Martin's girlfriend is the ideal candidate

Niles tries to spoil Frasier's new radio show on wine appreciation, while Martin struggles to escape the powerful clutches of his new physiotherapist

Daphne breezes back into Niles's life, but a squabble between them casts a shadow over their chances of finding romantic fulfilment

Daphne tries to convince Niles she is psychic, while Frasier's former mentor comes to visit and forms a romantic attachment with Roz. Comedy, guest starring Rene Auberjonois

Mike Roper, CEO of quick-service Tex-Mex restaurant chain Taco Bueno, disguises himself to work in secret among his own staff to gain more insight before growing the business

Midday news summary

An ex-Olympian and his wife celebrate the arrival of windows in their French hamlet, while the owners of a quinta in Portugal are trying to build a new roof

Simon O'Brien and Henry Cole head to High Wycombe in Buckinghamshire, a town famed for furniture production - music to Simon's ears, but not a motor in sight for Henry

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Keith Brymer Jones in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against words and numbers

Lee Juggurnauth heads to Los Gigantes, Tenerife to meet ambulance dispatcher Helen and builder Andrew from Yorkshire who are looking for a holiday home

Married couple Pat and Jill cruise the Leeds-Liverpool canal towards a towpath sale, while in Staffordshire, Andy Hamblin's boat is often photographed because of its unique doorway

At Chateau du Puits Es Pratx, Tim converts a 180-year-old wine barrel into a quirky dining space, while Sasha creates a Mediterranean garden as a backdrop for weddings

Catching up with British expats who set up businesses in Europe. In Portugal, Annie and James plan to expand their microbrewery, with a big beer festival on the horizon

Including sport and weather

Part one of two. Joe Swash heads around the country to investigate the meal deal phenomenon, finding out insights for choosing the healthiest and most cost-effective combinations

After suffering more rejection in a group workshop, Ben feels lower than ever. Intimacy expert Joy helps him get out of his head and back in the dating game

Leanne and Emily arrive at the scene of a car crash and race to catch a suspected dangerous driver, while Ollie and Harry investigate an altercation between housemates

At Queen's Medical Centre in Nottingham, 77-year-old Keith is treated for a cardiac arrest and Joanna has a spinal fracture after falling from her horse

A night out ends badly when a man is involved in a fight, and a patient with diabetes collapses with blood sugar levels that the paramedics say are the highest they have ever seen

Gordon Ramsay visits Le Bistro in Lighthouse Point, Florida, where he clashes with a stubborn chef and owner who has lost his passion for cooking

Mickey puts herself in danger while following a lead. Paula's reaction to a new piece of evidence raises startling new questions

Thomas's birthday party stirs up painful memories for Mickey as tensions with her ex come to the boil

Ro reaches crisis point when his plans to leave the village fall through, making his parents panic, while Marie takes steps to put things right. The teens are caught red-handed, and Ste fears for his son. Freddie has a surprise for Merced...

Phil Spencer catches up with two first-time buyers - Keon and Zoe, who searched west and south London, and Laura and Phil, who wanted to settle in Bath

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Keith Brymer Jones in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against words and numbers

Norm suspects Vera is being unfaithful with a neighbour, and Diane is incensed by the way that Sam refers to her during a radio interview

Sam drafts Woody onto the bowling team to play against Gary's Olde Towne Tavern, only to discover all his regulars are hopelessly poor at the game