Channel 4 Saturday

Norm and Cliff start a fight between Sam and Frasier, while Woody gets hooked on a television home shopping channel. Comedy, starring Ted Danson and Kelsey Grammer

Cliff decides to have his head cryonically frozen, and Kelly returns from Europe with a new French boyfriend, prompting Woody to take drastic action. Comedy, starring Ted Danson

From her death bed, Carla's mother demands her grandchild be named Benito Mussolini, while the bar is overrun by spongers looking for free drinks

Sam antagonises John Hill by dating his daughter, and is offered various incentives to break off the relationship. Keene Curtis and Valerie Mahaffey star

Rebecca is initially thrilled to bits when her jailed lover proposes, but has second thoughts and goes on a drinking binge to drown her sorrows. Comedy, starring Ted Danson

Debra tires of Ray's interfering family, and a white lie has embarrassing consequences. Pilot episode of the comedy, starring Ray Romano

Debra sees newlywed friends making a public display of affection, and wonders why Raymond has trouble saying he loves her

The shrink bumps into a former friend of Martin's and tries to reconcile the estranged pair. Comedy, starring Kelsey Grammer

A plumber hired to repair Frasier's toilet turns out to be the bully who terrorised Niles at school. Comedy, guest starring John C McGinley

Homer takes the kids joyriding in Comic Book Guy's car and ends up being taken to court. With the voice of Guillermo Del Toro.

Marge buys healing crystals to treat Bart's ADD and decides to sell them to support her family when they appear to work

The family goes on holiday to Niagara Falls, where a mix-up sees Lisa mistakenly granted asylum in Canada and Marge has to come to her daughter's rescue

Three professional chefs in Oxfordshire battle it out in a contest of alfresco asado BBQ cooking, traditional pub grub, and hand-dived Orkney scallops

This week's competition begins at Newquay Beach Hotel, where the guests spend an afternoon surfing and a revelation leaves one set of hosts unsure about their chances

Mum and daughter Mandy and Elly host the week's second visit at Devon Heaven Hideaways, where they offer a touch of bliss at their plush glampsite

Married couple Stuart and Amy offer their guests a great big slice of vintage Americana as they host the third visit of the week at Tin Can Retreat in Ceredigion

Steve and Mandy host the week's final visit at The Thorverton Arms in Devon. Their classic country pub seems to put a smile on everyone's faces, until things get hairy for one pair

B&B owners take it in turns as hosts to decide which of their establishments provides the best value for money. The week's scores are revealed and the winner announced

Kevin McCloud meets Rosa and Craig who plan on turning a decommissioned steam railway reservoir into a home with a budget of £700,000 in 12 months

Including sport and weather

Coverage of the opening quarter-final (Kick-off 5.00pm), held at Štadión pod Dubnom in Zilina, Slovakia, as the winners of Group C face the Group D runners-up

Coverage of the second quarter-final (Kick-off 8.00pm), held at Anton Malatinský Stadium in Trnava, Slovakia, as the winners of Group A face the Group B runners-up

A stand-up performance by the comedian filmed live at the Wales Millennium Centre in Cardiff, presenting a no-nonsense journey into finding the humour when you've hit rock bottom

A decade after they joined forces, a group of friends clash with super zombies in Graceland. Comedy sequel, starring Woody Harrelson, Jesse Eisenberg and Emma Stone

Ravenna Tran's short film Divine Intervention. To get the promotion of their dreams, a mischievous Earth-bound angel must get two ex-best-friends to admit their love to each other

Gordon Ramsay heads to Italian restaurant Giuseppi's in Macomb Township, Michigan, to help father-and-son team Joe and Sam Borgia turn around their failing business

Marge stumbles into a new job as a food-storage container-selling drag queen when ambitious hairdresser Julio gives her a makeover. With the guest voice of RuPaul

Marge's former boyfriend offers Homer $1million for the privilege of spending a weekend with her to see what his life would have been like had they stayed together

Homer takes the kids joyriding in Comic Book Guy's car and ends up being taken to court. With the voice of Guillermo Del Toro.

Marge buys healing crystals to treat Bart's ADD and decides to sell them to support her family when they appear to work

The family goes on holiday to Niagara Falls, where a mix-up sees Lisa mistakenly granted asylum in Canada and Marge has to come to her daughter's rescue

Simon O'Brien brings the fairground to Liverpool in the form of a strength-testing machine, while Henry Cole restores a child's racing car from a sideshow

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer try to solve the problems of first-time buyers in north London, including a woman who has viewed 90 properties as she searches for a home

Part two of two. Rebecca ignores Sam's attempts to remind her of her drunken confession that she loves him. Comedy, guest starring Bobby Hatfield of the Righteous Brothers

Rebecca tries to come to terms with the fact that she has called off her marriage to Robin, while Frasier rewrites the prose of Charles Dickens to make it appeal to the bar patrons