Channel 4 Saturday

The hosts meet for the final time to find out what they have been paid and confront their critics. Simon and Lyn kick off proceedings by demanding answers from John

Doug breaks the double bed, so he and Carrie borrow two singles - and discover the different sleeping arrangement gives their marriage a much-needed boost

Part one of two. Doug takes Carrie on a romantic weekend break, leaving Spence and Danny to look after Arthur and the house

Part two of two. Doug and Carrie end up lost in remote woodlands. Comedy, starring Kevin James

Robert starts to date a woman who claims to be 22, much to the dismay of Marie and Debra, who regard the age difference as a barrier to true romance

Ray overhears Debra's parents discussing marriage counselling when they come over for Thanksgiving. Comedy, starring Ray Romano

Ray is sneezed upon at the airport and convinces himself he has caught something serious, so the long-suffering Debra is lumbered with looking after him. Ray Romano stars

The shrink makes a disparaging on-air remark about Seattle's weather, causing outrage across the city, so he offers to host a charity benefit to make up for his slip

Martin makes an election broadcast on behalf of Seattle mayoral hopeful Holden Thorpe, prompting Frasier and Niles to throw their weight behind a rival candidate

Part one of two. While visiting Bora Bora with his new girlfriend, Frasier is unexpectedly reunited with ex-wife Lilith. Guest starring JoBeth Williams and Bebe Neuwirth

Part two of two. Lilith's presence on Bora Bora causes Frasier to make a fool of himself, almost ruining his relationship with Madeline. Starring Kelsey Grammer and Bebe Neuwirth

A mysterious cat burglar raids the Simpson household and Homer becomes leader of a neighbourhood watch scheme to find the villain. Featuring the guest voice of Sam Neill

Bart's antics with family dog Santa's Little Helper cause mayhem, and ultimately result in Principal Skinner getting the sack

Mayor Quimby's nephew is wrongly accused of assault, creating a dilemma for Bart, who knows he is innocent but cannot speak out for fear of being expelled from school

Lisa takes offence at a new doll that supposedly demeans women, and persuades its inventor to design a more up-to-date model. With the guest voice of Kathleen Turner

Jean Johansson helps Dipti from Leicester find her dream holiday home in the sun, which one day could become her permanent home, on Spain's Costa Almería

The first venue of the week is Greenhills Hotel in Tenby, Pembrokeshire, where the guests go on a seal safari and the breakfast is more greasy spoon than country hotel

Tom hosts the group at his Three Cliffs Bay Holiday Park in Gower, Swansea but it's going to take more than glamping yurts and sea swimming to impress Maxine and Tegan

The third visit of the week is to The Tal-y-Cafn in Conwy where the guests enjoy an afternoon of inland surfing but Maxine and Tegan can't dust off their cleanliness concerns

The week's final visit is to Cambrian House B&B in Carno, Powys, where husband-and-wife team Jacqui and Ivan think their value for money will be unbeatable.

Auntie and niece duo Maxine Walker and Tegan Styles of Greenhills Hotel in Pembrokeshire digest the group's breakfast bugbears and get to the bottom of Tom's bathroom blues

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help Aneri, Nihar and their daughter decide whether to stay put in the village of Radlett, Hertfordshire or to start fresh elsewhere

Jamie Oliver presents tips on improving grilling skills, starting with a sirloin steak three ways, lamb lollipops and a chicken Caesar salad with charred vegetable

Including sport and weather

A journey through the North York Moors National Park aboard the heritage steam engines. An 88-year-old engine is driven along the steepest section of track

A mountain retreat at the summit of Mount Pilatus in Switzerland, and a striking Brutalist hotel that transformed concrete into an architectural masterpiece

An ex-secret agent fights to bring down a crime syndicate after coming to the aid of an abused prostitute. Action thriller, with Denzel Washington and Chloe Grace Moretz

A repairman salvaging resources from a devastated future Earth discovers a secret that threatens the human race. Sci-fi adventure, starring Tom Cruise and Morgan Freeman

In the first of a two-part mission, three sisters are in utter turmoil as they attempt to run their family's seafood restaurant after the death of their father

In Birmingham, a former Birmingham City footballer sings for her grandad, while a Royal Navy officer performs Nessun Dorma, bringing the Bull Ring to a standstill

Pete and Carina want to create a caravan site, but who will use it? James finds out about holiday home rental rates, and Ioan builds on his newfound independence

A mysterious cat burglar raids the Simpson household and Homer becomes leader of a neighbourhood watch scheme to find the villain. Featuring the guest voice of Sam Neill

Lisa takes offence at a new doll that supposedly demeans women, and persuades its inventor to design a more up-to-date model. With the guest voice of Kathleen Turner

Bart's antics with family dog Santa's Little Helper cause mayhem, and ultimately result in Principal Skinner getting the sack

Doug tries to boost his deflated ego by brushing up his table tennis skills in a bid to beat Carrie at the game. Kevin James stars

Doug and Carrie decide to renew their wedding vows - but organising the ceremony proves more complicated than expected

Deacon's estranged wife announces she wants to get back with him - just as he is about to embark on a weekend away with another woman