Channel 4 Monday

Colin Murray and Rachel Riley host the long-running words-and-numbers game with Rory Bremner joining Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner

Part two of two. Carla decides the only way to save the team from ruin is to end her relationship with goalkeeper Eddie

Sam and Diane agree to a pre-marital separation to rid their systems of any lustful urges, so the guys in the bar throw a bachelor party

Cliff considers suing the owner of a dog that bit him on his round - until he discovers she is a beautiful woman who will do anything to avoid legal action

Debra grudgingly agrees to let Ray have more involvement in the daily decision-making process, giving him the freedom to buy grocery items he likes

Debra, Ray and Amy find themselves trapped at Frank and Marie's house during a snowstorm

Ray learns the leader of a local girls' group is intending to sell a record number of cookies in his area, and sets out to beat her at her own game

Niles is left jumping for joy by an exciting proposal from Maris, while Frasier plans something daring for the new leap year

Disgruntled to learn his favourite table at Cafe Nervosa has been commandeered by a rude fellow customer, Frasier resorts to physical violence to reclaim it

Martin agrees to a game of chess against Frasier - who keeps losing successive rematches but has trouble accepting defeat graciously. Kelsey Grammer and John Mahoney star

Egos inflate to record proportions as the Crane brothers clash during a court battle to decide the mental competence of an eccentric millionaire. Guest starring Donald O'Connor

Gordon Ramsay visits Cafe Kingston in Pasadena, California, a restaurant run by a micro-managing radiotherapist who has introduced hospital-style techniques to the kitchen

Midday news summary

Simon O'Brien and Henry Cole visit Lincolnshire to meet mangle collector Colin, who's trying to find a home for his late father's possessions, including a motorbike won in a raffle

Mick and Julie's medieval hamlet has gruesome secrets buried in the walls, and Norwich couple Ted and Lesa try to renovate a village in France while living in a tent

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Lucy Porter in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against words and numbers

Ben Hillman helps Lisa from Bedfordshire find the perfect holiday home for her and her family in northern Tenerife with a budget of £300,000

St Patrick's Day is the busiest time of year for Northern Irish couple Seán and Áine, who own The Salty Shamrock pub and plan a dog show to raise local spirits after a hurricane

In the Charente, Sophie and Ray begin transforming a tower room into a bridal suite. But the space currently looks like a 1970s sauna and there are bird droppings in the ceiling

In Alicante, Charlotte Rodriguez and her brother-in-law Damon search with NHS veteran Sara from Devon, who's decided to swap hospital beds for sun beds on the Spanish Costas

Including sport and weather

When it comes to dating etiquette, Breeze the American bulldog cross leaves a lot to be desired when he meets 31-year-old Charlotte

Jason begins to lower his guard as he commits to individual therapy with Aisha. Ellen continues to flourish with surrogate partner therapist Kat, building emotional connections

The retreat enters its final phase. Bertie progresses to the bedroom with surrogate-partner therapist Kat and learns the lesson of a lifetime

Social activist Aaron is paired with youth worker Nathan on a date that leads to an unexpected twist. Singer Lee hopes to hit the right notes with burlesque dancer Deborah

The case of a woman who claimed to have MS and conned her partner into running up huge debts to fund treatment, before falsely accusing him of domestic violence

As further Novichok casualties caused panic in the community, questions began to be asked about how well the UK reacted to such unprecedented Russian aggression

The chef travels to Fishtown, Philadelphia, where he tries to help the owners of the Hot Potato Cafe, which has not made a profit in two years

Sandi and sketch comedy performer Doon Mackichan explore Donegal in the Republic of Ireland where they share personal stories and go outdoor swimming

Dave and Lynn need help with the layout and decoration of their living room, while Kay plans her first ever craft fair

Frankie wants to come clean to Caleb, while Charlie's crumbling under the weight of his lies, and the village gathers for Rex and Ste's wedding

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Lucy Porter in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against words and numbers

Sam and Diane go to dinner with Frasier and new live-in girlfriend Lilith. Comedy, starring Ted Danson

A friend of Frasier's drops in for a drink and when Diane learns he is an eminent marriage guidance counsellor, she asks him to assess her relationship with Sam. With John Cleese