Channel 4 Saturday

Gallery owner Elinor and fitness entrepreneur Born set themselves the task of creating Britain's first hypoallergenic house in a leafy back garden plot in south-west London

Part two of two. Carla decides the only way to save the team from ruin is to end her relationship with goalkeeper Eddie

Sam and Diane agree to a pre-marital separation to rid their systems of any lustful urges, so the guys in the bar throw a bachelor party

Cliff considers suing the owner of a dog that bit him on his round - until he discovers she is a beautiful woman who will do anything to avoid legal action

Sam and Diane go to dinner with Frasier and new live-in girlfriend Lilith. Comedy, starring Ted Danson

Ray asks Marie to teach Debra how to make his favourite dish - spaghetti and meatballs - leading to chaos in the kitchen

Ray runs into trouble while trying to show Debra he can take over the running of the family finances, and resorts to a series of elaborate lies to get himself out of a mess

Ray goes on patrol with his policeman brother Robert and ends up foiling a robbery at a local restaurant by pelting the would-be thief with pizza. Comedy, starring Ray Romano

Niles hires a new lawyer to represent him in his divorce case, and the attorney warns him that his unrequited passion for Daphne could harm his chances in court

Niles plans a holiday at his newly acquired cabin to get over the shock of Daphne's relationship with Donny, and joins forces with Roz to split the couple up

Sideshow Bob escapes from jail and holds Springfield to ransom. Featuring the guest voices of Kelsey Grammer and R Lee Ermey

The family visits a theme park based on The Itchy & Scratchy Show, but Homer is arrested and the mechanised attractions go berserk

Sideshow Bob is pardoned for his crimes and decides to run for office. Featuring the guest voice of Kelsey Grammer

Bart falls in love with the Reverend Lovejoy's daughter Jessica, only to find she is even more troublesome than he is. Featuring the guest voice of Meryl Streep

The week's first destination is Westbrook Lodge Guest House in Margate. The hosts hope their guests will like the animal-themed rooms, But they're not wild about the egg choices

Visit two of the week is to The Casterbridge in Dorchester where owner Noorani offers a classic B&B with a Sri Lankan twist but some guests are concerned about the cleanliness

Nancy and Henrietta host the third visit at Overtown Manor in Wiltshire. The pair are hoping the homely feel will impress their guests but plumbing problems cause an issue

The final visit of this week's competition is to The Castle Inn in George Nympton, Devon, where Amanda and Josie aim to sweeten up their guests with a visit to a honey producer

After a week of dog poo diatribe, spicy omelettes and farm faux pas, the B&Bers meet one last time to have a big old row and find out who's won

A couple attempt to combine an army lorry and an old caravan to create the ultimate off-roader, and a man returns to his family's farm to build a luxury cabin

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help Gordon and Suky from Wolverhampton decide if they should sell their four-bedroom home or renovate it to create their perfect property

Noel Fielding and Alison Hammond present as the bakers serve up gluten-free, dairy-free or vegan delicacies, aiming to prove that different foods can still be full of flavour

Including sport and weather

Alice arrives in Istanbul, where east meets west. Here she examines the creative tactics employed by the Ottomans to wrestle the supposedly impregnable city from the Romans

Griff Rhys Jones continues his journey in Switzerland, where he catches the Jungfraujoch railway to the Sphinx Observatory and gets a lesson in the traditional sport of schwingen

A surprise visit from a star surgeon spins the hospital rumour mill into action, and upsets Gloria and Josh. Meanwhile, Mia teaches Yosef a valuable lesson

Ellie runs into trouble with the head of the OBGYN department, and Anita makes Gloria do a training course after she receives a record number of HR complaints

Lee McKenzie and Claire Williams present action from the battle for grid positions in the 21st round of the season, held at Interlagos

A girl and her parents are taken hostage while vacationing and are given an impossible choice to avert the apocalypse. Horror mystery, starring Dave Bautista

Gordon Ramsay revisits some of the restaurants that he set out to save, including the Mixing Bowl, the Olde Stone Mill, Peter's and Campania

Kirstie and Phil catch up with Catherine and Nigel four years after their first visit when they helped them decide what to do with their bungalow in Larne, Northern Ireland

Henry Cole and Simon O'Brien head to the Isle of Wight, where they meet Helen and husband Dave to restore unwanted items including a metal garden bench and an old water feature

Sideshow Bob escapes from jail and holds Springfield to ransom. Featuring the guest voices of Kelsey Grammer and R Lee Ermey

The family visits a theme park based on The Itchy & Scratchy Show, but Homer is arrested and the mechanised attractions go berserk

Sideshow Bob is pardoned for his crimes and decides to run for office. Featuring the guest voice of Kelsey Grammer

Bart falls in love with the Reverend Lovejoy's daughter Jessica, only to find she is even more troublesome than he is. Featuring the guest voice of Meryl Streep