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A compatibility test determines that Tim and Jill are unsuited as a couple, so he sets out to prove it wrong. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

Tim treats Jill to some dancing lessons for their anniversary. However, the handyman's moves are less than desirable. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

Everyone except Ross decides to play the lottery, but Phoebe throws their tickets away. Chandler waits for an important phone call, and Rachel thinks Emma will soon start talking

Rachel joins Joey on the set of his soap opera, where a love scene makes quite an impression on her, and Chandler plans to whisk Monica away

Joey throws a party for the cast of Days of Our Lives, but refuses to invite his pals in case their behaviour embarrasses him

Chandler and Monica go to a fertility clinic for tests. Ross helps Joey pretend to be intelligent, and Rachel sneaks into a spa for a massage

Part two of two. Jess worries her date with Russell ended badly, and Nick's old college friend comes to stay, while Schmidt and Cece fail to hide their relationship

Jess realises Cece has been keeping a secret from her, putting their friendship in jeopardy, and Nick is dating several women, but needs help with honing his womanising skills

Jess returns to the flat after spending an idyllic week with Russell (guest star Dermot Mulroney) at his house, while Winston starts working at a sports radio station

Jess agrees to look after Russell's daughter while he is out of town, much to the disapproval of his ex-wife (guest star Jeanne Tripplehorn), while Cece fears she might be pregnant

Part one of two. As Rachel goes into labour, Chandler and Monica are inspired to find a private hospital room, and Phoebe meets a handsome patient

Part two of two. After 21 hours in labour, Rachel gives birth - but Joey finds Ross's engagement ring and accidently proposes to the new mother

Joey tries to tell Rachel that he did not really propose, but cannot get a moment alone with her, while Monica and Chandler continue trying for a baby

Chandler falls asleep in a meeting - with disastrous consequences - and Rachel searches for a solution to baby Emma's non-stop crying

Monica accepts a job offer from a renowned Manhattan restaurant. Phoebe and Joey agree to find dates for each other and Rachel's paediatrician drops her from his roster of clients

Phoebe's fear that she is about to lose her boyfriend is compounded by Ross's foolish comments, and Monica makes a startling discovery about Chandler while visiting him in Tulsa

The pals look forward to Phoebe's birthday meal, but Chandler and Monica argue just before setting off and Ross locks Emma inside the flat

Ross mocks Rachel's decision to hire a sensitive male nanny (guest star Freddie Prinze Jr), while Phoebe's love life is complicated by the return of a former boyfriend

Monica goes shopping with Julie and tries to keep it a secret from Rachel. Phoebe manages to unwittingly disgust everyone, while Joey competes with a fellow cologne salesman

Monica inadvertently poisons Ross, and Rachel tries to find a way of breaking bad news about Phoebe's impending gig at Central Perk. Guest starring Chrissie Hynde

Rachel tells Ross they should take a break from each other - so he promptly gets drunk and sleeps with a woman Joey and Chandler have been chasing

Ross tries to prevent Rachel discovering he slept with Chloe from the photocopying shop - but she finds out anyway and a major argument ensues

Monica plans an evening out to celebrate her engagement to Chandler, but ends up accusing Rachel of trying to steal her thunder by kissing Ross

Monica turns up uninvited at her cousin's wedding. Chandler and Rachel feel guilty for eating a neighbour's cheesecake that was mistakenly delivered to their apartment

Ross discovers who mugged him as a child. Chandler's internship gets off to an uninspiring start and Joey endures a draining audition. Guest starring Jeff Goldblum

A joke entry on Ross's college website backfires on Chandler, while Joey refuses to give Emma his favourite stuffed toy

To celebrate 20 years of embarking on his one-man mission to hold back a tide of bottled beer and ninny state nonsense, Al Murray The Pub Landlord performs this monumental show

The comedian's debut stand-up show, in which the Bafta-nominated star takes shots at everyone from his children to a stranger in a coffee shop

The quick-witted comedian takes to the stage at London's Bloomsbury Theatre

A stand-up performance recorded at the London Palladium, featuring the comedian's unique style of sharp, acerbic wit and camp, riotous storytelling

The comedian's gig in Cardiff, part of his 35-date tour, featuring topics such as satellite navigation, hotel porters and romantic experiences in the bath

With Felicity Ward, Brennan Reece and Lauren Pattison

Rosie tries to teach kids how to perform stand-up and enlists Ivo Graham's help, but it becomes apparent that the pair have very different teaching styles

The end of his favourite TV series sends Grimes off the deep end, so Mark has to help him get to the bottom of his inexplicable attachment to the show

Twayne is drafted into the Army of Satan and when Mark is forced to join him, he discovers a plan to end humanity

Joey throws a party for the cast of Days of Our Lives, but refuses to invite his pals in case their behaviour embarrasses him

Chandler and Monica go to a fertility clinic for tests. Ross helps Joey pretend to be intelligent, and Rachel sneaks into a spa for a massage

A chance to buy bargains galore

A chance to buy bargains galore