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8:00 AM
Most Ridiculous Thrill Seekers
Greg James presents as injury-prone thrill-seekers are showcased
Greg James presents as injury-prone thrill-seekers are showcased. Featuring stupid skaters, comical cyclists and the true pain of parkour
8:35 AM
Most Ridiculous - Crazy Kids
Playtime pratfalls and terrible teenagers
Greg James introduces stupid schoolkids, playtime pratfalls and terrible teenagers
9:00 AM
Impractical Jokers: Dinner Party
Q drops a world premiere music video for his new song
Join the guys for dinner and watch them try a dish they've never eaten. Plus Bret Michaels (of Poison fame) drops by and Q drops a world premiere music video for his new song
9:30 AM
Impractical Jokers: Dinner Party
The guys reminisce about their Christmas past
The guys reminisce about their Christmas past. In addition, Joe's son gets on the naughty list, while Q's on the nice list for blessing everyone with a musical gift
10:00 AM
Whose Line Is It Anyway? USA
With guests Kaila Mullady and Jonathan Mangum
Aisha Tyler hosts the improvisation show as regulars Colin Mochrie, Wayne Brady and Ryan Stiles are joined by guests Kaila Mullady and Jonathan Mangum
10:30 AM
Whose Line Is It Anyway? USA
With guest Jeff Bryan Davis
Aisha Tyler hosts the improvisation show as regulars Colin Mochrie, Wayne Brady and Ryan Stiles are joined by guest Jeff Bryan Davis
11:00 AM
New Girl
Nick ponders his future after his cousin pays a visit
Nick ponders his future after his cousin and his wife pay a visit to ask a very special favour. Winston helps Cece go shopping for a wedding dress
11:30 AM
New Girl
The gang sub-let Jess's room to a pharmaceutical rep (guest star Megan Fox)
A new new girl enters the gang's life when a beautiful pharmaceutical rep sub-lets Jess's room while she is on jury duty - and she quickly makes an impression. Megan Fox guests
12:00 PM
Friends
Joey starts house-hunting
Chandler begins to have doubts about new flatmate Eddie - just as Joey starts house-hunting. Meanwhile, the girls try to get in touch with their inner selves
12:30 PM
Friends
Ross plans his future with Rachel
Monica's boyfriend makes a good impression on Chandler and Joey. Phoebe gets a shock and Rachel begins to resent Ross planning their future
1:00 PM
Friends
Chandler and Ross face two bullies
Chandler and Ross face two bullies at Central Perk, while Monica decides to have a flutter on the stock market. Comedy, guest starring Giovanni Ribisi
1:30 PM
Friends
Rachel has an eventful birthday party
Rachel's birthday party is enlivened by two people she did not count on turning up - her parents. Comedy, guest starring Marlo Thomas and Ron Leibman
2:00 PM
Friends
Phoebe catches chickenpox
Phoebe catches chickenpox just as her seafaring boyfriend returns home, while Joey gets a job at Chandler's company. Guest starring Charlie Sheen
2:30 PM
Friends
Rachel's former fiance gets married
The subject of children proves a thorny one for Monica and Richard and Rachel attends her former fiance's wedding
3:00 PM
Friends
Ross reveals his most secret fantasy
Ross foolishly lets Rachel in on his most secret sexual fantasy, while Phoebe consoles a heartbroken Monica and Chandler gets involved with an old flame whom Joey cannot stand
3:30 PM
Friends
Ross prepares to make an important speech
Ross prepares to make an important speech at the museum, and invites the gang along for moral support - but soon regrets his decision
4:00 PM
Friends
Phoebe is stalked
Phoebe learns she has attracted the unwanted attentions of a stalker, and Monica comes up with a plan to deal with her broodiness. With guest star David Arquette
4:30 PM
Friends
Chandler frets about commitment
Chandler ponders the importance of commitment and Phoebe's home truths make her an unpopular choice as Joey's agent
5:00 PM
Friends
Isabella Rossellini makes Ross's day
Isabella Rossellini makes Ross's day by dropping into Central Perk. Phoebe's efforts to introduce her half-brother to the city give him the wrong idea about her line of work
5:30 PM
Friends
The pals reveal their darkest secrets
Janice persuades the pals to reveal their deepest, darkest secrets about a period in their relationships three years earlier. Comedy starring Matthew Perry, with Maggie Wheeler
6:00 PM
Friends
Monica buys a bed from Janice's husband
Joey gets a job teaching a soap opera acting class, and Monica buys a bed from Janice's husband - but the wrong one is delivered
6:30 PM
Friends
Phoebe convinces herself she is a walking jinx
Phoebe convinces herself she is a walking jinx who keeps causing people to die mysteriously, while Chandler and Janice make a decision about their relationship
7:00 PM
Friends
Ross and Monica become football rivals
The gang holds an American football match on Thanksgiving, and opposing team captains Ross and Monica relive their sibling rivalry on the pitch
7:30 PM
Friends
Chandler falls for one of Joey's sisters
Rachel's attractive and influential new friend sends Ross into a jealous frenzy, while Chandler cannot remember which of Joey's many sisters he kissed at a party
8:00 PM
Whose Line Is It Anyway? USA
With guest Jonathan Mangum
Aisha Tyler hosts the improvisation show as regulars Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles are joined by guest Jonathan Mangum
8:30 PM
Whose Line Is It Anyway? USA
With guests Padma Lakshmi and Heather Anne Campbell
Aisha Tyler hosts the improvisation show as regulars Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles are joined by guests Padma Lakshmi and Heather Anne Campbell
9:00 PM
The Other Guys
Action comedy, with Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg
Two desk-bound incompetent cops get the chance to become heroes when they stumble across a tycoon's illegal activities. Action comedy, starring Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg
11:10 PM
South Park
Chef finds the girl of his dreams
Kyle and Stan feel like they have lost their best friend when Chef is entranced by the girl of his dreams, while Cartman is upset when he has to go to the optician
11:40 PM
South Park
Cartman discovers some annoying dinosaurs
Cartman stumbles across an annoying dinosaur species thought to be extinct
12:10 AM
Kevin Bridges Live in Glasgow
The comedian performs at the SECC
The comedian brings his unique brand of social commentary, astute observations and sharp one-liners to Glasgow's SECC, where he performs to a sell-out crowd of 10,000 fans
1:15 AM
Whose Line Is It Anyway? USA
With guests Penn & Teller and Gary Anthony Williams
Aisha Tyler hosts the improvisation show as regulars Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles are joined by guests Penn & Teller and Gary Anthony Williams
1:40 AM
Whose Line Is It Anyway? USA
With guest Keegan-Michael Key
Aisha Tyler hosts the improvisation show as regulars Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles are joined by guest Keegan-Michael Key
2:15 AM
Kiri Pritchard-McLean: Home Truths
A stand-up performance by the comedian
A stand-up performance by the comedian, in which she talks about moved back to her home island of Anglesey and learning Welsh
3:40 AM
The Pep Talk
Tips on asking for help
Tips on asking for help from Bobby Mair, who reveals that when the going gets tough, no one is alone
3:45 AM
The Daily Show
Hosted by Jon Stewart
Jon Stewart takes a satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs
4:15 AM
Friends
Frank makes an announcement
Phoebe's half-brother Frank announces he is getting married to a woman more than twice his age, and Chandler tries to stop smoking with the aid of hypnosis
4:35 AM
Friends
Monica dates a millionaire
Monica steals the heart of a millionaire, and Rachel puts Ross behind her by dating his arch-rival Mark. Meanwhile, Joey clashes with the female lead in his latest play