Comedy Central Extra Wednesday

A break-in inspires Mike to install a security system - but Vanessa goes one step further and organises a neighbourhood watch scheme. American comedy, starring Tim Allen

Mike imposes a new set of rules in the Baxter household - but his attempts to promote discipline only create conflict between him and the girls

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Greg James presents as injury-prone thrill-seekers are showcased. Featuring stupid skaters, comical cyclists and the true pain of parkour

Greg James introduces stupid schoolkids, playtime pratfalls and terrible teenagers

A school field trip to a floating casino ends in disaster for Daria and friends

Jane falls for a pizza lover, leaving Daria feeling left out

A concerned Joey takes Rachel to the hospital and realises his romantic feelings for her could be excluding Ross from the joys of fatherhood

Monica prepares a Valentine's Day surprise for Chandler, while Ross has difficulty telling girlfriend Mona that Rachel has moved in

Ross has difficulty coming to terms with Joey's revelation, but eventually persuades him to tell Rachel how he feels about her, regardless of the consequences

Ross tries to recover his favourite pink shirt from former girlfriend Mona's apartment, and Rachel tries to repair her friendship with Joey by telling him a big lie

Using CCTV, dashcam and smartphone footage, the programme shines a light on some of the most inept criminals the planet has ever seen

Using CCTV, dashcam and smartphone footage, the programme shines a light on some of the most inept criminals the planet has ever seen

Matt Ford and Jack Steele take over a suburban supermarket and cause chaos at the checkout, while they also try to master the art of small talk at a speed-dating event.

The Aussie jokers become waiting staff at fancy restaurant, where it's awkward for the customers but more awkward for the jokers. One joker gives a eulogy for a chicken

Game show in which contestants take on obstacle courses as they attempt to storm the castle. Narrated by Jonathan Ross

Sara Pascoe, alongside team captains Alan Davies and Darren Harriott, welcome Natalie Cassidy, Phil Wang, Cariad Lloyd and Larry Dean into their loft for games

Greg James introduces comical videos featuring troublemakers, including bungling burglars and calamitous cops

Radio 1 DJ Greg James narrates a programme showcasing comical online videos featuring people from around Europe making fools of themselves

Mandy seeks revenge on her deceitful boyfriend with Kristin and Eve's help, while Mike is surprised to find that he and his new neighbour have a lot in common

Mike is impressed when Mandy starts an internet campaign to save a barbershop, while Vanessa struggles to balance her many tasks

Marie is thrilled to learn that Robert's new girlfriend is a virgin, so Ray tries to convince her that Debra is a 'good girl' too, leading to a revelation from Marie and Frank

Debra gets involved in a dispute with another parent at Ally's baseball match, but Ray fails to take her side because he is afraid of making himself unpopular

Robert's traffic-school students complain they are bored with his class, so he resorts to using a puppet to teach them

Ray begins worrying about his mortality and compiles a list of things he wants to do before he dies. Comedy, starring Ray Romano

The boys decide to lose the play-offs on purpose when they realise they face an entire summer being taken up by baseball

The boys go to a county fair, where they find a cache of martial arts weapons, a discovery that causes squabbles - especially once Cartman starts trying to push the others around

Jimmy buys steroids to help his performance in the Special Olympics, while Cartman hears the prize is $1,000 and wonders what it would take for him to enter the competition

Cartman sees The Passion of the Christ, and feels so strongly about it that he begins inciting racial hatred - and succeeds in making Kyle question his Jewish faith

A group of kids from Orange County challenges the South Park gang to take part in a dance competition, so Chef steps in as the choreographer

The boys meet a new kid in town and are persuaded to go inside his house, where they meet his strange but extremely playful father

A spoof of popular 1950s comedy Leave It to Beaver, with Mrs Stevenson and Butt-Head as June and Ward Cleaver, Todd as Eddie Haskell and Beavis as 'the Beav'

Beavis sets his bottom on fire and must be treated at the local hospital, while Butt-Head ruins a heart transplant

As the vampire craze hits school, the boys try to join the broody undead to score chicks, but hey confuse a hirsute homeless man for a werewolf

While eating a chili dog, Beavis sniffs a piece of onion and begins to tear up, but Butt-Head mistakes it for crying

The boys get jobs working at a computer tech support centre, positions for which they are woefully under-qualified.

A visit to the hospital awakens The Great Cornholio in Beavis, and his babble attracts the attention of a cult, which chooses him to replace its recently deceased leader

Butt-Head realises he gets paid even when he goes to the bathroom at Burger World, so he and Beavis go in the restroom and do not come out, causing a long queue of customers

The boys discover that they have a rat in the house and befriend it after catching it, taking it with them to Burger World

Lil' Wayne adjusts to life behind bars, and President Obama expresses how he really feels. Comedy sketches, starring Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele

President Obama takes part in a rap battle, a traffic reporter experiences turbulence while up in the air and one half of an R&B duo reveals his true feelings to his partner

Keegan-Michael and Jordan try to hide in plain sight from a Nazi, two slaves struggle to get off the auction block, and a pair of thugs encounter a slight complication before a hit

Keegan-Michael and Jordan explore the black college experience, while President Obama addresses the nation with the help of his anger translator

Mystics battle over the right to dispense sage advice, one half of a gay couple is not excited by the legalising of same-sex marriage, and President Obama tries a new strategy

A wedding guest and a DJ have differing opinions on old-school music, and an MMA fighter takes trash-talk too far. Comedy sketches, starring Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele

Ordering at a restaurant turns into a competition, military recruiters go clubbing to reach a new demographic, and there is a noise-off between Bobby McFerrin and Michael Winslow

President Obama wants to be treated like everyone else, while Jordan looks at an apartment owned by a suspicious landlord

A break-in inspires Mike to install a security system - but Vanessa goes one step further and organises a neighbourhood watch scheme. American comedy, starring Tim Allen

Mike imposes a new set of rules in the Baxter household - but his attempts to promote discipline only create conflict between him and the girls

Mandy seeks revenge on her deceitful boyfriend with Kristin and Eve's help, while Mike is surprised to find that he and his new neighbour have a lot in common

Mike is impressed when Mandy starts an internet campaign to save a barbershop, while Vanessa struggles to balance her many tasks