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The guys read their fake daughter's diary pages, and give normal presentations while being told what to do and say. The punishment involves insulting the tattoos of people at a gym

The guys dress up to try to fool receptionists, and persuade strangers to give up their gift cards. The punishment is to find and eat various hard-boiled eggs in a meeting

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q disrespect strangers at the food court and later pose as tailors and ask people to settle ridiculous debates. The punishment involves a cake-decorating contest

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q play matchmaker at a mall's food court, and then must give presentations about architecture. The punishment involves harassing and bothering a single person

The mayor makes a disastrous attempts to arrange a public holiday in his own name, and Charlie is left picking up the pieces. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen

Charlie's attempts to get Caitlin a new boyfriend end in disaster and Paul goes apartment hunting

Marie accuses Debra of not returning a cherished possession of great sentimental value, prompting a full-scale family argument over its whereabouts. Comedy, with Patricia Heaton

Debra gets angry with Ray for investing $1,000 of his money in a go-kart firm without consulting her first. Ray Romano and Patricia Heaton star

Marie gathers Robert's ex-girlfriends Amy and Stefania and his police partner together in an attempt to work out why her eldest son cannot commit to a relationship

Ray is dismayed to learn his children would rather spend time with their uncle Robert than with him. Comedy, starring Ray Romano

Phoebe learns the truth about her father, while a malfunctioning radiator makes Monica's Christmas celebrations steamier than anticipated

Rachel meets a man who bears an uncanny resemblance to Ross, while Joey discovers he will have to pass an intimate audition on the casting couch to get a part in a daytime soap

Carol and Susan prepare for their wedding, and Rachel is stunned to learn her parents are getting a divorce

Part one of two. Phoebe falls in love, Ross tries to track down Marcel at San Diego Zoo, and Joey dates a crazed fan. Brooke Shields and Chris Isaak guest star

Part two of two. Rachel lands a date with action-movie star Jean-Claude Van Damme, and Chandler gets his comeuppance for a high-school prank. Guest starring Julia Roberts

Rachel insists she has no time for Ross, until an old prom video helps her see him in a different light. Meanwhile, Joey gives Chandler an unwanted gift

Ross and Rachel consummate their relationship, and it seems romance is also on the horizon for Monica - with a man old enough to be her father. With guest star Tom Selleck

Monica's parents discover she is dating their middle-aged friend, and an argument with Chandler prompts Joey to move out of the flat. Guest starring Tom Selleck and Elliott Gould

Rachel begins to feel smothered by Ross's constant attention, Phoebe makes a video for her song Smellycat, and Chandler's new flatmate Eddie causes problems

Joey makes unfortunate comments in an interview, jeopardising his role as Dr Ramoray, and Chandler's flatmate Eddie becomes increasingly annoying. Guest starring Tom Selleck

Chandler begins to have doubts about new flatmate Eddie - just as Joey starts house-hunting. Meanwhile, the girls try to get in touch with their inner selves

Monica's boyfriend makes a good impression on Chandler and Joey. Phoebe gets a shock and Rachel begins to resent Ross planning their future

Chandler and Ross face two bullies at Central Perk, while Monica decides to have a flutter on the stock market. Comedy, guest starring Giovanni Ribisi

Rachel's birthday party is enlivened by two people she did not count on turning up - her parents. Comedy, guest starring Marlo Thomas and Ron Leibman

Phoebe catches chickenpox just as her seafaring boyfriend returns home, while Joey gets a job at Chandler's company. Guest starring Charlie Sheen

The subject of children proves a thorny one for Monica and Richard and Rachel attends her former fiance's wedding

The duo continue their European adventure in Switzerland, where they take a ride on a mountain rollercoaster, before they try the Swiss tradition of yodelling

The duo continue their European adventure in Slovenia, where they go motocross racing, undergo unusual honey therapies and join the national quidditch team

Rosie Jones hosts the game show all about judgement and first impressions, with Asim Chaudhry and Lou Sanders joining captains Katherine Ryan and Judi Love

Aisha Tyler hosts the improvisation show as regulars Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles are joined by guests Penn & Teller and Gary Anthony Williams

Aisha Tyler hosts the improvisation show as regulars Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles are joined by guest Keegan-Michael Key

Extended version of the comedy quiz. Hannibal Buress, Sam Buttery, Stephen Mangan and Katherine Ryan join captains Jon Richardson and Sean Lock on the comedy quiz. Jimmy Carr hosts

James Murray tackles the story of Billy the Kid, with help from Mat Horne and Mat Baynton, while MIchelle Keegan and Joel Fry act out a tale of royal rivalry

Russell Kane's tale of King Arthur features Stephanie Pratt as a unique Lady of the Lake, and Iain Stirling's take on Chariots of Fire sprinter Eric Liddell stars Tom Rosenthal

A performance by the stand-up comedian recorded at the culmination of his 2008 UK and Ireland tour at London's Hammersmith Apollo, in front of more than 3,000 fans

Jayde Adams joins Rosise to try to help cheer up commuters by making their daily slog more enjoyable, from a guided meditation on a train to a hot-tub ride home

Wiegel finally receives a proposal from Craig, but he is soon to be executed for murder. The rest of the gang plan a special wedding for the hapless couple

A cult has a mass suicide, a father and son talk about the child's fears, and Jordan is offended by an overly sexual co-worker

A satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs

Joey turns up in Las Vegas to begin filming his first major movie role, but receives disappointing news. Phoebe tries to remember why she hates Ross so much

Ross and Rachel wake up the morning after their impromptu marriage and regret the hasty circumstances of the ceremony, while Joey and Phoebe have a cross-country adventure

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