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Joe Lycett and James Arthur are among the guests on tonight's show, and Michael takes The Wheel on the road to surprise a family in Hull

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q play concierges in a hotel lobby, doing and saying what they are told, then try to get insurance fraud at a grocery store using strangers as witnesses

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q read journal entries from their daughter's diaries, then ask strangers if they should break up with their girlfriends for ridiculous reasons

Charlie tries out for a minor league baseball team. Comedy series, starring Charlie Sheen

Caitlin falls head over heels for a sexy philanthropist. Comedy series, starring Heather Locklear

Debra grudgingly agrees to let Ray have more involvement in the daily decision-making process, giving him the freedom to buy grocery items he likes

Debra, Ray and Amy find themselves trapped at Frank and Marie's house during a snowstorm

Ray learns the leader of a local girls' group is intending to sell a record number of cookies in his area, and sets out to beat her at her own game

Robert is ecstatic when he is recommended for a job with the FBI, until it starts to look like Marie's intrusive ways may scupper his chances

Ross and Rachel's separation begins to cause friction among the pals, who feel they have to choose between the estranged pair

Phoebe's half-brother Frank announces he is getting married to a woman more than twice his age, and Chandler tries to stop smoking with the aid of hypnosis

Monica steals the heart of a millionaire, and Rachel puts Ross behind her by dating his arch-rival Mark. Meanwhile, Joey clashes with the female lead in his latest play

Joey meets Miss Right, and Rachel is dismayed to learn her boss has started dating Chandler. Meanwhile, Monica inherits a doll's house, filling Phoebe with jealousy

Ross makes a sacrifice for Rachel, Monica faces a difficult decision and Chandler is surprised by Joey's strange choice of gift

Joey proves a hit with his co-star, and Rachel dates a stranger who seems outwardly charming - until he starts screaming at people. With guest star Ben Stiller

Ross discovers a strange growth on his buttocks, while Phoebe finds it hard to choose between two prospective lovers

Monica's boyfriend looks for a new challenge, while Chandler feels his boss is becoming too familiar. Guest starring Robin Williams and Billy Crystal

Phoebe receives shocking news about her past, while Monica mourns her previous relationships, prompting Chandler to offer his services as a boyfriend

Rachel realises she wants to start dating Ross again and writes him an 18-page letter expressing her feelings. Phoebe and her estranged mother discover they have a lot in common

Monica goes on a date with her high-school heart-throb and Phoebe convinces herself a stray cat is the reincarnation of her long-dead mother

Chandler finds himself in hot water while dating Rachel's pushy boss, and Monica sets out to prove her mother wrong

Joey agrees to help the building's caretaker with his dance practice to stop him evicting Rachel and Monica

Chandler falls for Joey's latest date, Rachel discovers her new boyfriend is a thief and Phoebe desperately tries to catch a cold

Chandler gets on more intimate terms with Joey's girlfriend, and Ross's latest conquest reveals a grubby secret

Chandler is racked with guilt for kissing Joey's girlfriend and embarks on a wild spending spree in a misguided effort to keep his pal from discovering the truth

The coach of an American football team spots the talent of their put-upon waterboy and gives him the chance to prove himself on the pitch. Comedy, with Adam Sandler and Kathy Bates

Jimmy Carr, GK Barry and Jamali Maddix pass judgement on a man who faked having a baby, an unrepentant snorer and a brutal date dodger

Aisha Tyler hosts the improvisation show as regulars Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles are joined by guests Tiffany Haddish and Jonathan Mangum

Aisha Tyler hosts the improvisation show as regulars Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles are joined by guests Tiffany Coyne and Jonathan Mangum

After an unusual picture of Kenny appears on the side of a milk carton, a mysterious couple arrive in town to claim him as their own

Kyle attempts to lose his embarrassing cousin and Mr Garrison invents a new mode of transport

Token tires of being the only rich kid around, so he lures wealthy people to the town, causing a furore among the locals

Cartman speaks to Congress on the subject of stem cell research in an attempt to save Kenny's life

Butters inadvertently reveals a dark family secret about his father's moonlight 'shopping' trips

Stand-up special hosted by Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele, featuring appearances by Marc Maron, Judah Friedlande and Andy Daly

A satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs

Monica's parents arrive for Thanksgiving, leading to trouble for Chandler, who discovers they do not like him because they think he uses drugs

Joey finally dates Janine, and Rachel worries her apartment furnishings will not satisfy Phoebe's environmental conscience. Guest starring Elle Macpherson

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