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Joe, Murr, Q and Sal call out odd names while working at an office. Later, the guys ask park-goers for help with online dating profiles

The guys compete in a waiting room in the first-ever four-way challenge, ask park-goers if they agree or disagree on an odd topic, and try to lead a kids' art class as the teachers

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q pitch odd TV shows as execs to the public and work behind the counter at a barbecue restaurant, with the loser facing a psychic named Jesse Bravo

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q work in pairs giving presentations about living life to its fullest, and pose as janitors giving responses to questions and statements over walkie-talkies

The mayor's niece flirts with Charlie when she pays a visit to City Hall. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen

Charlie is left with the difficult task of entertaining Spencer. Charlie Sheen stars

Robert asks Ray if he can borrow the suitcase sitting on the stairway landing - but learns it is the focal point of a battle between Ray and Debra over who should put it away

Debra and Marie shame Ray into giving Robert a second bachelor party to make up for his disappointing first attempt

Part one of two. Robert and Amy prepare to tie the knot in a classic Barone family wedding ceremony - but the groom becomes suspicious of his future brother-in-law Peter

Part two of two. Robert and Amy finally get married in the Barone family tradition. Brad Garrett and Monica Horan star

Phoebe causes a stir at Rachel's workplace, Joey decides to get in touch with his feminine side, and Ross prepares for a date. Guest starring Elle Macpherson

Monica's parents arrive for Thanksgiving, leading to trouble for Chandler, who discovers they do not like him because they think he uses drugs

Joey sets his sights on kissing Janine, while Ross and Monica resurrect their high-school dance routine for a TV programme. Guest starring Elle Macpherson

Joey finally dates Janine, and Rachel worries her apartment furnishings will not satisfy Phoebe's environmental conscience. Guest starring Elle Macpherson

Phoebe causes Monica and Rachel to lose their tempers. Joey takes a job as a waiter, while Ross and Chandler bicker over who made up a raunchy joke

Rachel gives advice on being more independent to her pampered younger sister (Reese Witherspoon) who makes her regret it by flirting with Ross, while Joey gets into trouble at work

Phoebe is mistaken for a porn star, Rachel's sister falls for Ross, and Chandler reveals he is unable to cry. Guest starring Reese Witherspoon

Part one of two. A revelation from Rachel prompts the pals to ponder what might have been if their lives had taken different courses

The second episode showing what could have happened to the gang members had their lives taken different paths. Carol and Ross decide to spice up their marriage

Chandler's home-made gift for Monica lands him in trouble. Joey hires a lookalike, and Ross demonstrates martial arts to Rachel and Phoebe

A fire leaves Rachel and Phoebe homeless, forcing them to impose on their pals' hospitality. Chandler gives Joey career advice, and Ross dates a student

Ross's girlfriend goes on a wild weekend away, Rachel longs to find a date for a charity ball and Joey's fridge breaks down

Joey auditions for a major TV show about a man and his crime-fighting robot, but Chandler almost ruins everything

Ross nervously prepares to meet Elizabeth's dad for the first time and Phoebe decides to write a book about Monica and Chandler. Guest starring Bruce Willis

A drilling team transports a nuclear device into outer space to destroy an asteroid on a collision course with Earth. Sci-fi thriller, with Bruce Willis, Ben Affleck and Liv Tyler

Rapman presents tales of unsung heroes from black history, featuring activists Sons of Africa, boxer Len Johnson and nurse Mary Seacole

Rapman presents tales of unsung heroes from black history, featuring the Benin Bronzes, musician Sister Rosetta Tharpe and warrior queen Yaa Asantewaa

Aisha Tyler hosts the improvisation show as regulars Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles are joined by guest Jeff Davis

The mayor gets involved with the handing over of the Olympic flame - but Stuart loses the torch-bearer

The boys throw Cartman out of their pop group, so he starts up a rival outfit with Butters

The boys bolster up their courage to save the citizens of South Park when pensioners cause motorway mayhem

Kyle incurs Cartman's wrath after choosing Butters to accompany him to a theme park

A Mormon boy joins the children's class and Stan is chosen to beat him up - but finds the Mormons are just too nice

The comedian brings his unique brand of social commentary, astute observations and sharp one-liners to Glasgow's SECC, where he performs to a sell-out crowd of 10,000 fans

Hosted by Jon Stewart

Monica agonises over whether Rachel or Phoebe should be her maid of honour, and leaves the pair to sort it out between themselves

Rachel's assistant Tag spends Thanksgiving with the gang, and a puppy smuggled into the flat by Phoebe unnerves Chandler

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