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Jill and Tim start a fight with the parents of a bully in Mark's karate class. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

Jill asks Tim to take Mark to the ballet, but he has other ideas and goes with him to the baseball game instead. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

Tim helps to banish the icy atmosphere between an uncommunicative Jill and her visiting mother, who gives her daughter a tea set instead of the valuable antique clock she wanted

Tim grows anxious about Jill meeting his ex-girlfriend when the former high-school flame turns up unexpectedly. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

In preparing to give a speech announcing her candidacy for state assembly, Vanessa hires then fires both Carol Larabee and Mike as campaign managers

When Vanessa hints that the reason Joe is hanging around the Baxter house so much is because he is lonely, Mike plays Cupid and sets up Joe with his supplier rep

Game show in which contestants take on obstacle courses as they attempt to storm the castle. Narrated by Jonathan Ross

Jonathan Ross narrates an edition looking back through some of the greatest triumphs and the funniest fails in the show's history

The friends join the army, training under a very demanding drill sergeant, then Ren and Stimpy are tossed in the pound

Ren is excited when his cousin Sven visits, until he finds out that he is an idiot just like Stimpy

Joey tells a fellow soap cast member that her character is to be killed off, while Rachel and Phoebe sabotage each other's plans to date an attractive man. With Susan Sarandon

Chandler hears a startling revelation about how his relationship with Monica almost failed to get off the ground in London. Rachel teaches Ben to play pranks on Ross

Joey and Ross date the same girl, while Monica fights tooth and nail with a fellow bride-to-be for a special wedding dress

Joey is nominated for a minor daytime drama award, and Monica realises she will never again feel the thrill of a new romance

Monica is visited by a cousin she has not seen since childhood, whose stunning looks do not go unnoticed by Chandler. Guest starring Denise Richards

Rachel meets an old college friend and wonders whether she should confront her about a boozy incident from their past that took a passionate turn. With Winona Ryder

With the wedding only four weeks away, Chandler struggles to write his vows and turns to Joey and Ross for much-needed help

Monica convinces a reluctant Chandler to travel to Las Vegas to invite his estranged father to their wedding, while Rachel gets into trouble for driving Monica's Porsche

Part one of two. Chandler's nerves get the better of him on the eve of his wedding. Joey rehearses for a film role, while Phoebe and Rachel make a startling discovery

Part two of two. The gang continues to search for the missing Chandler, who is still suffering premarital jitters. Gary Oldman and Kathleen Turner guest star

Rachel tries to decide what to do next, while Phoebe takes some of the heat off her by claiming she is the one who is pregnant. Jennifer Aniston and Lisa Kudrow star

Joey becomes convinced Phoebe is pregnant and proposes to her so she will not have to be a single mother - but Monica quickly tells him the truth

Rachel reveals the identity of the father of her baby, while Chandler and Monica go on their honeymoon, but are constantly upstaged by another couple

Ross and Rachel's attempt to explain how they ended up in bed together descends into an argument about who made the first move

Ross is horrified to learn Rachel is going on a date with a handsome soap star, and Chandler sabotages a workmate's chance of promotion

Phoebe finds herself attracted to twin sister Ursula's fiance at Monica's Halloween party, while Rachel encounters some cruel trick-or-treaters. Guest starring Sean Penn

After a brush with the law, two irresponsible men have to look after troubled kids as community service. Comedy, with Paul Rudd, Seann William Scott and Christopher Mintz-Plasse

The rarely played Forward Rewind causes temporal chaos in a creepy hotel, while Scenes from a Hat explores inappropriate fist bumps, vomiting and evil TV shows

Aisha Tyler hosts the improvisation show as regulars Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles are joined by guests Jack Osbourne and Nyima Funk

Guests Craig Revel Horwood, Rick Edwards, David O'Doherty and Ellie Taylor join team captains Jon Richardson and Sean Lock. Presented by Jimmy Carr

Team captains Jon Richardson and Sean Lock welcome Christian Jessen, Lorraine Kelly, Sarah Millican and Tom Rosenthal to the panel show hosted by Jimmy Carr

The Sexual Harassment Panda visits the school, giving Cartman the idea of suing Stan

Part one of three. Shelly babysits Cartman - much to the chubby chap's horror

A gangster tries to do a drive by, a mother makes a rap video for her son, two scam artists try to outsmart each other, and Big Boi runs into André 3000 at a coffee shop

Comedians Sikisa, Amy Matthews, Joshua Bethania and Evelyn Mok joke about topics including dating, being single at age 36 and beauty standards

The comedian and Mock the Week host in performance at Edinburgh Playhouse in 2012, combining quick-fire gags and set pieces with plenty of audience interaction

Grime artist Bosski raps about his Day One Man Dem - his ever-present crew. But does he actually know any of them? Music video parody, starring Kiell Smith-Bynoe

A satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs

Rachel meets an old college friend and wonders whether she should confront her about a boozy incident from their past that took a passionate turn. With Winona Ryder

With the wedding only four weeks away, Chandler struggles to write his vows and turns to Joey and Ross for much-needed help

A chance to buy bargains galore

A chance to buy bargains galore