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Joe, Sal, Murr and Q disrespect strangers at the food court and later pose as tailors and ask people to settle ridiculous debates. The punishment involves a cake-decorating contest

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q play matchmaker at a mall's food court, and then must give presentations about architecture. The punishment involves harassing and bothering a single person

The guys pose as dental assistants doing and saying whatever the others tell them, and give campers some ridiculous campfire tips

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q do and say whatever the other guys tell them while posing as physical therapists, then pitch some ridiculous ideas for TV show hosts

Having been rejected by a fashion giant, Mandy sets her sights on an Italian vacation, but her folks are concerned that she is simply fleeing her problems

A listless Kyle needs a confidence boost, so Mike obliges and moves him to HR, but a verbal harassment complaint from Chuck and Joe has him flummoxed

Debra grudgingly agrees to let Ray have more involvement in the daily decision-making process, giving him the freedom to buy grocery items he likes

Debra, Ray and Amy find themselves trapped at Frank and Marie's house during a snowstorm

Ray learns the leader of a local girls' group is intending to sell a record number of cookies in his area, and sets out to beat her at her own game

Robert is ecstatic when he is recommended for a job with the FBI, until it starts to look like Marie's intrusive ways may scupper his chances

During Halloween, Vanessa is desperate to get one over on Mike, and he cajoles Joe into feigning a heart attack to trick Chuck

Vanessa offers a room to Hong Kong exchange student Jen, while Kristin and Ryan struggle to be the carefree parents they see themselves as

Part one of two. As Rachel goes into labour, Chandler and Monica are inspired to find a private hospital room, and Phoebe meets a handsome patient

Part two of two. After 21 hours in labour, Rachel gives birth - but Joey finds Ross's engagement ring and accidently proposes to the new mother

Joey tries to tell Rachel that he did not really propose, but cannot get a moment alone with her, while Monica and Chandler continue trying for a baby

Chandler falls asleep in a meeting - with disastrous consequences - and Rachel searches for a solution to baby Emma's non-stop crying

Monica accepts a job offer from a renowned Manhattan restaurant. Phoebe and Joey agree to find dates for each other and Rachel's paediatrician drops her from his roster of clients

Phoebe's fear that she is about to lose her boyfriend is compounded by Ross's foolish comments, and Monica makes a startling discovery about Chandler while visiting him in Tulsa

The pals look forward to Phoebe's birthday meal, but Chandler and Monica argue just before setting off and Ross locks Emma inside the flat

Ross mocks Rachel's decision to hire a sensitive male nanny (guest star Freddie Prinze Jr), while Phoebe's love life is complicated by the return of a former boyfriend

Ross amuses Emma by singing Baby Got Back, while Joey and Chandler find an incriminating video in Richard's old apartment

Rachel's sister Amy joins the gang for Thanksgiving, and Monica worries about her best china getting damaged. Guest starring Christina Applegate

Chandler returns from Tulsa to visit Monica, and Rachel goes out with Phoebe for a night on the town, while Ross and Mike find they have nothing in common

Chandler feels glum at having to spend Christmas in Tulsa, so a workmate (guest star Selma Blair) stays behind to keep him company - and ends up making a pass at him

Rachel visits work to show off her baby and immediately clashes with the temp standing in for her, convinced he is trying to steal her job. Guest starring Dermot Mulroney

Rachel tries to make amends with work rival Gavin, but realises she will never get along with him. Ross urges Joey to stay away from Emma's new nanny

A man who has never had sex is set up on a series of dates, only to fall for a woman who does not want a physical relationship. Comedy, starring Steve Carell and Catherine Keener

Bill Nye ' The Science Guy' guests on the comic improv show, with regulars Wayne Brady, Gary Proops, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles

Aisha Taylor hosts the comic improv show, with Wayne Brady, Keegan-Michael Key, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles

An innocent game turns serious when Cartman joins the US Border Patrol, and discovers a hitherto unknown talent for catching illegal Mexican immigrants

Stories about the students of South Park Elementary begin to appear on a gossip website, and the boys discover everyone has fallen victim to an elusive hacker

Randy develops a fanatical love of Broadway musicals after taking Sharon to see a show in Denver

Abbi agrees to take her mother for a wild night on the town, while Ilana's seasonal affective disorder takes a toll on her work life. Guest starring Peri Gilpin

Abbi freaks out about ageing after discovering a grey hair, while Ilana tries to recapture her sexual spark. Comedy, starring Ilana Glazer and Abbi Jacobson

Russell performs his usual brand of social commentary and discusses some of the joy to be found in everyday experiences. Recorded in front of his home crowd in Bristol

Beavis and Butt-Head select 'What Causes Morning Wood?' as the subject of a school project

Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the game show that puts couples to the test, with Brian and Emma judging all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds

Joey appears on a quiz show, but ends up costing his partner the prize money. Phoebe's hen party revellers get a surprise. With Danny DeVito and Donny Osmond

Phoebe's big day arrives, but wedding planner Monica and stand-in father of the bride Joey take their roles a little too seriously

A chance to buy bargains galore

A chance to buy bargains galore