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Joe, Sal, Murr and Q work as waiters at a delicatessen, then get strangers to agree with an unpopular opinion at the park. The punishment involves posing as a scientist

The guys try to convince customers at a restaurant to pay unfair fees, and then team up to give presentations on team building

Reagan arranges a book signing for Nick - so Jess offers to help out. US comedy, starring Zooey Deschanel, Jake Johnson and Megan Fox

Jess tries to convince the gang that she's fine being single on Valentine's Day. But is she just kidding herself? Gordon Ramsay guest stars as himself, with Zooey Deschanel

Mike is tired of his three daughters spending so much time on their phones, so he drags them off to to the family cabin for a technology-free weekend

Mike cannot understand why he has not been asked to be Chuck's best man, and is infuriated even further when his closest friend plumps for Joe

Debra tries to create a sense of affection and familiarity by addressing Marie as 'mom' - but the gesture backfires badly, offending her real mother

Part one of three. Marie gives Debra the silent treatment for being rude to her, so Ray talks the pair into making amends - but his efforts backfire

Part two of three. Marie and Debra's feud continues, so Ray and Frank use it to their advantage. Ray Romano stars

Debra and Ray reminisce about the first night they spent together. Comedy, starring Ray Romano

Ross enlists Chandler to help him make Rachel jealous, while Monica gets the chance to perform at Mike's nightclub. Guest starring Dermot Mulroney

In an effort to remind Rachel and Ross of their former happiness together, Joey and Phoebe set them up with their worst possible blind dates

Ross discovers who mugged him as a child. Chandler's internship gets off to an uninspiring start and Joey endures a draining audition. Guest starring Jeff Goldblum

Cash-strapped couple Chandler and Monica conceal from each other that they have asked Joey for money. Rachel goes overboard in a bid to make her home baby-friendly

A joke entry on Ross's college website backfires on Chandler, while Joey refuses to give Emma his favourite stuffed toy

Everyone except Ross decides to play the lottery, but Phoebe throws their tickets away. Chandler waits for an important phone call, and Rachel thinks Emma will soon start talking

Rachel joins Joey on the set of his soap opera, where a love scene makes quite an impression on her, and Chandler plans to whisk Monica away

Joey throws a party for the cast of Days of Our Lives, but refuses to invite his pals in case their behaviour embarrasses him

Chandler and Monica go to a fertility clinic for tests. Ross helps Joey pretend to be intelligent, and Rachel sneaks into a spa for a massage

Monica and Chandler consider their options after learning they cannot conceive a baby naturally, and invite a potential sperm donor round for dinner

Double bill. The gang visits Barbados to hear Ross address a convention, but Chandler accidentally ruins the only copy of his keynote speech

Rachel and Joey struggle to find the words to tell Ross about their kiss in Barbados, while Phoebe makes the alarming discovery that Mike has a girlfriend

Ross invites Joey and Rachel to dinner with him and Charlie. Frank Jr tries to talk Phoebe into taking care of one of his triplets, while the Bings learn more about adoption

Ross treats himself to a spray tan, but fails to follow the instructions, while Rachel and Joey's first night together proves an awkward occasion. With Jennifer Coolidge

The comedy star returns with his annual festive special from the London Palladium, with guests including Sharon Osbourne and Craig Revel Horwood

Colin Mochrie is joined by a boxer, GI Joe and a sexy French maid in Weird Newscasters, and guest Gina Rodriguez sits through an eventful firefighter-themed dinner

Comic improv show, hosted by Aisha Taylor, with Wayne Brady, Gary Anthony Williams, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles

Kemah Bob, Alasdair Beckett-King, Kate Barron and Pete Selwood share stories about Texan families, smalltown gossip and daddy issues

Satirical animation following the adventures of Stan, Cartman, Kenny and Kyle, who live in a town famed for its weird and inexplicable happenings

Cartman's classmates are punished for his failings in a PE class, prompting the pupils of South Park Elementary to start bullying him

The boys get stuck on the roof of Tom Anderson's house, then they go tubing on a river and end up lost at sea

The boys fight back when raccoons steal their nachos, then Beavis mistakes a stranger for Butthead and is unable to get rid of him

Medication Butt-Head is given for his aggression makes him a little too nice, then Beavis has to find a job when the middle-aged friends run out of beer money

The boys suspect they have been misled about the origins of Thanksgiving after watching a TV documentary exploring the holiday's history

After Van Driessen has an accident, a carefree substitute teacher is put in charge of his class

An inner-city man has his own Ratatouille, a CIA interrogation has the wrong subject, and the two valet guys have trouble believing anyone would mess with the Batmans

The former officers begin their new lives in the private sector but find themselves tormented by a figure from their past

The comedy star returns with his annual festive special from the London Palladium, with guests including Sharon Osbourne and Craig Revel Horwood

Monica competes with Phoebe in the relationship stakes and Rachel is interviewed for her dream job - but inadvertently kisses her prospective employer

Rachel starts taking cigarette breaks to ingratiate herself with new boss Kim, and Joey competes with Ross's son for a role in a TV commercial

A chance to buy bargains galore

A chance to buy bargains galore