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The guys try to get people to protect them from security at a supermarket by calling out strange phrases. They also try to get strangers to agree upon their inappropriate stories

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q pose as nutritionists conducting consultations, and ask shoppers at a grocery store if they should quit

Jess thinks she has been spending too much time acting like Reagan. Aly tells Winston an embarrassing secret, while Schmidt and Cece try to make their new home more secure

Jess avoids her feelings for Nick by taking care of her dad in Portland, while Nick himself accompanies Reagan to a party, where he panics that they do not really know each other

Kyle's brother Lonny shows up and forms an unexpected bond with Mike, and his arrival also serves to heal a rift between Mike and Vanessa

Boyd shows an interest in urban exploring, which grandpa Mike is keen to encourage, while Mandy and Kyle rub Ryan up the wrong way

Cousin Gerard persuades Robert to join a cult known as the Inner Path, which claims to teach its members how to attain peace and achieve their full potential

Debra tries to convince Ray they should see a marriage counsellor to resolve their relationship problems. Ray Romano stars

Ray complains that Ally's teacher is giving her too much homework, and ends up having to face the school district's review board

As a challenge, Ray writes a moving eulogy for Frank - despite the obvious fact he is still alive. Ray Romano and Peter Boyle star

Emma's first birthday takes an unexpected turn with the delivery of a bawdy birthday cake. Guest starring Elliott Gould

Rachel's clueless sister Amy offers to babysit Emma and ends up giving the unfortunate child a makeover, while Joey writes a letter of recommendation for the Bings

Greg Kinnear guest stars as Charlie's old flame, who is overseeing a grant Ross desperately wants, while Rachel and Monica fight over a peculiar painting

Phoebe and Mike argue about what to do with their wedding fund. Ross discovers Rachel is afraid of swings, and the Bings worry Joey may have jeopardised their adoption hopes

Monica cooks Thanksgiving dinner, but the others turn up late, so she and Chandler angrily lock them out - until an unexpected phone call changes their mood completely

Monica and Chandler meet the mother of the baby they plan to adopt, while Joey regrets dating one of Phoebe's friends

Rachel and Phoebe spot Chandler sneaking around with a beautiful blonde and follow him to a large house in the suburbs

Joey appears on a quiz show, but ends up costing his partner the prize money. Phoebe's hen party revellers get a surprise. With Danny DeVito and Donny Osmond

Phoebe's big day arrives, but wedding planner Monica and stand-in father of the bride Joey take their roles a little too seriously

Joey persuades Phoebe to teach him French for an important audition, while Monica and Chandler show a pregnant Erica the sights of New York

Rachel heads to a restaurant for a job interview, only to find herself sitting at a table within earshot of her current boss. Meanwhile, Monica and Chandler go house-hunting

Phoebe learns Joey's agent has died, but he is so upset about his friends moving away that she decides not to tell him. Meanwhile, Rachel worries about relocating to France

The gang throws a going-away party for Rachel, but she prefers to say her goodbyes individually. Monica packs for her new life in the suburbs with Chandler

Double bill. The last-ever episode of the comedy. Monica and Chandler wait for Erica to give birth and Rachel gets ready to start her job in Paris

The London-born comedian and actor in a stand-up performance, quickly flitting from one story to another as he effortlessly extracts the humour from every situation

A football hooligan discovers his long-lost brother is a secret agent, and helps him on a world-saving mission. Action comedy, starring Sacha Baron Cohen and Mark Strong

Colin Mochrie is joined by a boxer, GI Joe and a sexy French maid in Weird Newscasters, and guest Gina Rodriguez sits through an eventful firefighter-themed dinner

Colin Mochrie brings sexiness, catwalk models and Spanish game shows to an FBI gun range scene in Hollywood Director and there is an exciting Indiana Jones-themed scene

Stan plots to raise awareness about the dangers of bullying by filming a dance video, but struggles to handle the pressure that goes along with trying to take up such a noble cause

The boys spend a day ziplining in the Colorado Mountains, but the trip takes a dangerous turn and their chances of surviving become slim

Cartman discovers something inside himself he never knew he had when a new girl arrives at South Park Elementary

Return of the comedy. The girls celebrate Abbi's 30th birthday by travelling from the top of Manhattan to the bottom, running into old and new friends along the way

Ilana embarks upon her latest moneymaking scheme when she opens an outdoor workspace for smokers, while Abbi stands up to her landlord. Starring Ilana Glazer and Abbi Jacobson

The stand-up comedian presents sketches and monologues about brains, including Shakespeare, Galileo and Benjamin Franklin trying to woo a waitress

The London-born comedian and actor in a stand-up performance, quickly flitting from one story to another as he effortlessly extracts the humour from every situation

Joey tells everyone about his upcoming TV appearance, little anticipating the surprise awaiting him, and Ross flirts with a pizza-delivery woman

The guys enjoy a ride in a police car, until the mood is broken by the sound of a gunshot. Meanwhile, Rachel accidentally overhears a telephone message meant for Ross

A chance to buy bargains galore

A chance to buy bargains galore