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Joe, Murr, Q and Sal call out odd names while working at an office. Later, the guys ask park-goers for help with online dating profiles

The guys compete in a waiting room in the first-ever four-way challenge, ask park-goers if they agree or disagree on an odd topic, and try to lead a kids' art class as the teachers

Schmidt's plans for his 29th birthday party are ruined, so Jess organises a bash with her socially awkward vice principal Tanya - and acquires the use of a yellow school bus

Julia tells Nick she does not want to put a label on their relationship, Winston tries to impress a former date, and Schmidt is determined to find out why his towel is always damp

Mike agrees to let Vanessa have a movie night with all three daughters, while Jen's first few days of employment at Outdoor Man Grill become annoying

A series of time jumps finds Mike and Vanessa with two new grandchildren, as well as Mandy and Kyle living with them. Return of the comedy, starring Tim Allen

Frank and Marie announce their plans to move into a retirement home in New Jersey - much to the relief of their family

Debra and Ray visit Frank and Marie, only to learn they are facing eviction from their new home - so Robert is forced to let them move back in with him

Ray realises that the angrier Debra gets, the better their sex life becomes - so he decides to stir up conflict between her and Marie

Members of the parent-teacher association complain about Debra's outfits, leaving Ray facing the task of persuading her to dress more conservatively

Chandler agrees to spend Thanksgiving in a packing crate as penance for kissing Kathy. Monica visits Richard's son, who finds her every bit as attractive as his father did

Things start looking up for the gang as Monica gets a career opportunity that is too good to turn down and Rachel is offered a promotion

Ross embarks on a long-distance relationship, Chandler sets Rachel up with one of his workmates, and Phoebe writes a seasonal song for her friends

Phoebe's half-brother makes a startling announcement and asks a great favour of her, while Joey gets involved in a class struggle

Phoebe learns the result of her pregnancy test, while the friends' competitive spirit gets the better of them

Rachel schemes to get a handsome client to ask her out on a date, while Chandler's girlfriend is driven away by his jealousy. Guest starring Tate Donovan

Rachel comes to regret asking Ross for a favour, and Charlton Heston discovers his co-star Joey in a compromising position on the first day of filming

Ross makes the mistake of agreeing to a game of rugby with Emily's tough English friends, and one of Chandler's old flames turns up out of the blue

Ross arranges a romantic last evening with Emily before she returns to England, but Rachel spoils his plans by organising a farewell party. Comedy, guest starring Helen Baxendale

Ross opens his heart to Emily, and Phoebe receives surprising news about her pregnancy. Chandler and Joey get free adult films on their TV

Rachel's date is ruined when Joshua's parents return home earlier than expected and catch her parading round in a skimpy nightie. With Tate Donovan

Monica and Rachel plot to take back their old apartment from the guys, and there are major changes afoot for Ross and Emily

Chandler reaches the end of his tether over Joey's snoring, and Rachel has a drastic reaction to Ross's engagement

Ross reminisces with Rachel about the good times they had when they were dating, as the invitations go out for his wedding. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer

Joey loses Ross's wedding ring at the stag party, while Phoebe's pregnancy causes her to experience violent mood swings

Part one of two. Chandler, Joey and Monica set off to England for Ross's wedding to Emily, while Rachel and Phoebe stay at home. With Richard Branson and Sarah Ferguson

A hapless gallery security guard is sent to Los Angeles, where he is mistaken for a renowned art professor. Comedy, starring Rowan Atkinson, Burt Reynolds and Peter MacNicol

Team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by Dr Christian Jessen, Girls Aloud's Kimberley Walsh and comedians Russell Kane and Josh Widdicombe. Presented by Jimmy Carr

Highlights of the latest run of the irreverent panel show hosted by Jimmy Carr, who is joined by team captains Jon Richardson and Sean Lock

When he loses his braces, Butt-Head realises he is beautiful, then middle-aged Butt-Head suffers a heart attack and it is up to Beavis to save him

Middle-aged Beavis and Butt-Head work for their childhood hero Todd, then the friends try to get AI to do their homework

The goth kids' suspicions are raised when their brethren return from Troubled Acres acting all 'emo'

Ike starts going through puberty and causes Kyle a huge amount of grief - until a Yo Gabba Gabba-style intervention saves the day

Dan Tiernan, Sharon Wanjohi, Tatty MacLeod and Dee Allum cover topics including childhood magic tricks and typical French behaviour

Things go from bad to worse when Tony's visit to a primary school results in the actual launch of Australia's first space programme

A stand-up show by the Chinese-Malaysian comedian in which he delivers commentary on life and culture, while his alter ego Uncle Roger roasts the crowd

The comedian talks about games, shedding light on names of sporting teams, bingo, high scores on video games and unflattering haircuts

A satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs

A fire leaves Rachel and Phoebe homeless, forcing them to impose on their pals' hospitality. Chandler gives Joey career advice, and Ross dates a student

Ross's girlfriend goes on a wild weekend away, Rachel longs to find a date for a charity ball and Joey's fridge breaks down

A chance to buy bargains galore

A chance to buy bargains galore