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The Aussie jokers play one of their favourite games, You Laugh You Lose. All four jokers sit in a waiting room with unsuspecting members of the public

Virtual golf becomes virtual insanity as the Aussie jokers are instructed to give the strangest golf lessons ever seen. Who will refuse to do what they are told?

Winston helps Jess get a bathtub for the apartment, Schmidt is torn between trying to woo Cece and attempting to impress boss Emma, and Nick meets a woman with romantic problems

The gang tries to attend three Christmas parties in a single night, and while Jess does her best to avoid Sam, Nick struggles to keep up with a sexually adventurous Angie

Vanessa worries about Mike's growing desire to travel for work, while doubts arise when Mandy announces her plans to become a vegan

Tensions simmer when Ed replaces Mike as Outdoor Man's marketing consultant with his daughter. American comedy, starring Tim Allen

Debra clears out all the kids' old baby clothes, making Ray realise she is resigned to not having any more children

Part one of two. Flashback episode in which the Barones recall their courtship and wedding, beginning with Ray's proposal - and subsequent uncertainty over why Debra accepted

Part two of two. Ray is afraid Debra may only have agreed to marry him because she felt pressured, so he proposes again

The Barones are forced to stay with Ray's parents while their home is fumigated, providing Debra with an opportunity to meddle in Frank and Marie's lives

The US comedy starring Tim Allen as a stay-at-home father returns. Eve is picked to be her high school's first female kicker

Ryan tells Mike to stop exposing his son to violent action movies and video games, and Vanessa seeks a makeover ahead of a planned meeting with her former college roommates

Ross amuses Emma by singing Baby Got Back, while Joey and Chandler find an incriminating video in Richard's old apartment

Rachel's sister Amy joins the gang for Thanksgiving, and Monica worries about her best china getting damaged. Guest starring Christina Applegate

Chandler returns from Tulsa to visit Monica, and Rachel goes out with Phoebe for a night on the town, while Ross and Mike find they have nothing in common

Chandler feels glum at having to spend Christmas in Tulsa, so a workmate (guest star Selma Blair) stays behind to keep him company - and ends up making a pass at him

Rachel visits work to show off her baby and immediately clashes with the temp standing in for her, convinced he is trying to steal her job. Guest starring Dermot Mulroney

Rachel tries to make amends with work rival Gavin, but realises she will never get along with him. Ross urges Joey to stay away from Emma's new nanny

Ross enlists Chandler to help him make Rachel jealous, while Monica gets the chance to perform at Mike's nightclub. Guest starring Dermot Mulroney

In an effort to remind Rachel and Ross of their former happiness together, Joey and Phoebe set them up with their worst possible blind dates

Ross discovers who mugged him as a child. Chandler's internship gets off to an uninspiring start and Joey endures a draining audition. Guest starring Jeff Goldblum

Cash-strapped couple Chandler and Monica conceal from each other that they have asked Joey for money. Rachel goes overboard in a bid to make her home baby-friendly

A joke entry on Ross's college website backfires on Chandler, while Joey refuses to give Emma his favourite stuffed toy

Everyone except Ross decides to play the lottery, but Phoebe throws their tickets away. Chandler waits for an important phone call, and Rachel thinks Emma will soon start talking

Rachel joins Joey on the set of his soap opera, where a love scene makes quite an impression on her, and Chandler plans to whisk Monica away

Joey throws a party for the cast of Days of Our Lives, but refuses to invite his pals in case their behaviour embarrasses him

A dim-witted but fearless trucker battles a ghostly sorcerer to rescue a friend's fiancee in San Francisco's Chinatown. Comedy fantasy adventure, with Kurt Russell and Kim Cattrall

Team captains Jon Richardson and Sean Lock welcome guests Vernon Kay, Tim Minchin, Joe Wilkinson and Rachel Riley to the panel show hosted by Jimmy Carr

Teams captains Jon Richardson and Sean Lock are joined by guests Louie Spence, Joe Wilkinson, Elis James and Shappi Khorsandi. Jimmy Carr hosts

Van Driessen is badly injured in the woods, and only Beavis and Butt-Head can rescue him. After a wild night out, middle-aged Beavis wakes up with a strange new tattoo

Cartman falls victim to internet body-shaming, so PC Principle steps in to save the day - with the help of Steven Seagal

Craig and Tweek are outed as gay, and they are as surprised as everyone else, so Cartman's cupid self decides to work his magic

Officer Barbrady gets trigger happy, and there are major consequences. The boys play ninja in Shi Tpa Town, but get mistaken for another set of black clad baddies

Stephen Bailey, Leah Davies, Richard Stott & Kazeem Jamal share jokes on football, parenthood and waxing woes

A performance by the deadpan comedian at the final concert of a sell-out UK tour

Old-school R'n'B artist Jammy Joe hasn't fully got over his ex-girlfriend yet - but should he be following her around this much? Music video parody by KG tha Comedian

The American stand-up comedian combines animation, live performance and music to compile sketches on the theme of strategy, including his take on second helpings of food

A satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs

Joey is interviewed by a TV magazine - but insists all his friends come along, hoping they will stop him making a fool of himself

Phoebe and Monica bet on when Rachel's baby will arrive, while Chandler falls asleep at the premiere of Joey's new film

A chance to buy bargains galore

A chance to buy bargains galore