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Vanessa's flighty sister April comes to stay, arousing Mike's suspicions - is she after another loan? Elsewhere, Kristin and Kyle make a big decision

Election day causes disagreement among the Baxter family, leaving everyone wondering which party first-time voter Mandy will choose. American comedy, starring Tim Allen

Ray complains that Debra takes up too much room in bed - so she banishes him to the couch. Comedy, starring Ray Romano and Patricia Heaton

Debra gets a job, filling Ray with dread at the thought of having to take responsibility for all the household chores while she is at work

Debra and Ray are taken aback to realise they are much nicer to strangers than to each other, and resolve to show a little more mutual consideration in future

Robert begins taking Debra out dancing, but Ray feels they are becoming too close and schemes to break up their partnership

Mike's new single status makes him a heart-throb, while Stuart gets a shock following a night on the town. Comedy, guest starring Courtney Thorne Smith

Mike clashes with a newly arrived hard-nosed member of staff. Political comedy, starring Michael J Fox

Mike agrees to pose as Carter's new man _ and sure enough, it isn't long before he finds himself caught up in a love triangle

Mike pulls out all the stops to massage the Mayor's ego on his 50th birthday. Guest starring David Letterman and Patrick Ewing

The first-ever episode of the comedy, in which Rachel arrives at the local cafe after jilting her fiance at the altar. Chandler and Joey encourage Ross to enjoy bachelorhood

Carol tells Ross she plans to raise his child with her lover Susan, but he can be involved if he wants. Meanwhile, Ross and Monica's parents announce they are coming to dinner

Monica shows off her new boyfriend to the rest of the group, Chandler starts smoking again and Phoebe has a windfall

The girls spend a night indoors spying on a good-looking neighbour with White House connections, while Joey and Chandler take Ross to a ice hockey game to keep his mind busy

Phoebe and Chandler decide to break up with their partners, while Ross joins Rachel on her first trip to a launderette - where a machine shortage leads to a tense stand-off

Chandler begins a relationship with a married woman, and Joey lands a film role with a difference - as a naked body-double for Al Pacino

A power cut leaves Chandler trapped in a bank's ATM lobby with a stunning model. Ross tries to ask Rachel out on a date, and Joey learns something about Monica

The pals pay their last respects at the funeral of Ross and Monica's grandmother, and Chandler is disturbed to discover his colleagues all assume he is gay

Phoebe is not relishing the thought of spending the holidays with her grandmother and her boyfriend, sparking a mass exodus to Monica's for Thanksgiving dinner

The gang celebrates New Year's Eve with a party at Monica and Rachel's flat, and Ross gets a new room-mate - a monkey

Chandler's flamboyant mother arrives in town for a TV appearance to talk about her career as a writer of erotic fiction. Guest starring Morgan Fairchild and Jay Leno

Monica finds herself with a dozen large lasagnes on her hands, and Rachel ends her relationship with Paolo, while Joey and Chandler go shopping for a new kitchen table

Chandler catches a glimpse of Rachel in the nude - so she promptly demands he bare all to redress the balance. Joey is disturbed by news about his father

Ross bumps into his ex-wife, while Chandler meets an old flame during a double date with Joey, and Rachel, Monica and Phoebe have a run-in with some firefighters

Monica applies to become head chef in a fancy restaurant, but the owner is too high on drugs to appreciate the food she prepares to impress him

Part one of two. Phoebe feels neglected when she learns Joey has fallen in love with her identical twin, while Chandler struggles when he is asked to fire an attractive employee

An incompetent teacher shepherds his class on a school trip to Cornwall, which leads them into trouble with the locals. Comedy, starring Jack Whitehall and Harry Enfield

Joe Wilkinson, Ellie Taylor, Natalie Cassidy and Gabby Logan join captains Jon Richardson and Sean Lock on an extended edition of the irreverent panel show, hosted by Jimmy Carr

Middle-aged Butt-Head tries to avoid eviction by getting as fat as possible, then the boys use Mr Anderson's metal detector to look for treasure

Butters tries to convince Cartman that Heidi might turn her back on him, while Gerald discovers the Troll Trace leader's true intentions

Kyle and Ike team up and gather multiple groups to take down the internet and Troll Trace, while Cartman tries to stop the SpaceX programme

Protesters armed with tiki torches and confederate flags take to the streets of South Park, while Randy comes to grips with what it means to be white in today's society

Tweek is caught in the middle of a petty conflict between the president and North Korea, driving his relationship with Craig to the brink, while Cartman begs Heidi to take him back

Chaos breaks out among the children at school when Columbus Day gets cancelled due to a campaign by Randy Marsh

The comedian explores growing up, getting older, taking responsibility and all of the other terrifying realisations that come with being dragged into modern adulthood

The comedian compiles sketches on the theme of money, exploring new words concerning currency, a song about cash and a skit about ATM machines

A satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs

Rachel's sister Amy joins the gang for Thanksgiving, and Monica worries about her best china getting damaged. Guest starring Christina Applegate

Chandler returns from Tulsa to visit Monica, and Rachel goes out with Phoebe for a night on the town, while Ross and Mike find they have nothing in common

A chance to buy bargains galore

A chance to buy bargains galore