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Irish singer Niall Horan and comedian Jason Manford perform on stage, and comedy actress Miranda Hart risks handing her phone over to Michael in Celebrity Send-to-All

Rachel struggles to deal with Ross's new relationship and turns to Paolo for comfort, while Chandler has a bad experience with Joey's tailor

Monica goes shopping with Julie and tries to keep it a secret from Rachel. Phoebe manages to unwittingly disgust everyone, while Joey competes with a fellow cologne salesman

The gang's strange neighbour Mr Heckles dies, bequeathing all his possessions to Rachel and Monica. Meanwhile, Ross and Phoebe have a disagreement about evolution

Phoebe shocks everyone by announcing she is actually married to a gay Canadian ice-skater who needed a Green Card

Joey, Rachel and Phoebe admit they cannot afford to join in with Ross's birthday celebrations, and Chandler dates a woman who left a message on his answering machine by mistake

Monica inadvertently poisons Ross, and Rachel tries to find a way of breaking bad news about Phoebe's impending gig at Central Perk. Guest starring Chrissie Hynde

Rachel gets drunk and tells Ross she no longer craves his affection - throwing his mind into turmoil, as he had no idea she loved him in the first place

Ross is unsure whether to romance Rachel, so he draws up a list of her good and bad points - but she accidentally sees the offending document

Phoebe learns the truth about her father, while a malfunctioning radiator makes Monica's Christmas celebrations steamier than anticipated

Rachel meets a man who bears an uncanny resemblance to Ross, while Joey discovers he will have to pass an intimate audition on the casting couch to get a part in a daytime soap

Carol and Susan prepare for their wedding, and Rachel is stunned to learn her parents are getting a divorce

Part one of two. Phoebe falls in love, Ross tries to track down Marcel at San Diego Zoo, and Joey dates a crazed fan. Brooke Shields and Chris Isaak guest star

Part two of two. Rachel lands a date with action-movie star Jean-Claude Van Damme, and Chandler gets his comeuppance for a high-school prank. Guest starring Julia Roberts

Rachel insists she has no time for Ross, until an old prom video helps her see him in a different light. Meanwhile, Joey gives Chandler an unwanted gift

A fertility expert pioneers a treatment enabling men to become pregnant and decides to test it on himself. Comedy, with Arnold Schwarzenegger, Danny DeVito and Emma Thompson

Irish singer Niall Horan and comedian Jason Manford perform on stage, and comedy actress Miranda Hart risks handing her phone over to Michael in Celebrity Send-to-All

Ross and Rachel consummate their relationship, and it seems romance is also on the horizon for Monica - with a man old enough to be her father. With guest star Tom Selleck

Monica's parents discover she is dating their middle-aged friend, and an argument with Chandler prompts Joey to move out of the flat. Guest starring Tom Selleck and Elliott Gould

Rachel begins to feel smothered by Ross's constant attention, Phoebe makes a video for her song Smellycat, and Chandler's new flatmate Eddie causes problems

Joey makes unfortunate comments in an interview, jeopardising his role as Dr Ramoray, and Chandler's flatmate Eddie becomes increasingly annoying. Guest starring Tom Selleck

The heroic outlaw unites a band of warriors to overthrow evil Prince John and the Sheriff of Rottingham. Mel Brooks comedy, with Cary Elwes, Amy Yasbeck and Roger Rees

Satirical animation following the adventures of Stan, Cartman, Kenny and Kyle, who live in a town famed for its weird and inexplicable happenings

Extended version of the irreverent panel show hosted by Jimmy Carr, with Josh Widdicombe, Reginald D Hunter and Gemma Collins joining team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson

GK Barry, Jamali Maddix and Jimmmy pass judgement on people including a woman who lied about her age to a partner and a mother who took extreme measures over her daughter's mess

A performance by the stand-up comedian recorded at the culmination of his 2008 UK and Ireland tour at London's Hammersmith Apollo, in front of more than 3,000 fans

A stand-up performance recorded at the London Palladium, featuring the comedian's unique style of sharp, acerbic wit and camp, riotous storytelling

Karl Pilkington shares his thoughts as Ricky reads predictions for the future

Principal McVicker sends Beavis and Butt-Head to prison on a Scared Straight program, due to their extreme misbehaviors on their files

The actor and his son hit the road again, but this time are staying closer to home and heading for Europe as they travel from Essex to Italy's Amalfi coast

The duo continue their European adventure in Germany and head to Frankfurt, where Brad is pushed to the edge - literally - as he attempts to abseil down the side of a building

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