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Matt Ford and Jack Steele take over a suburban supermarket and cause chaos at the checkout, while they also try to master the art of small talk at a speed-dating event.

The Aussie jokers become waiting staff at fancy restaurant, where it's awkward for the customers but more awkward for the jokers. One joker gives a eulogy for a chicken

Stacy's grandmother puts a curse on Mike, after he persuades her to move out

Part one of two. Mike's old flame steps back into his life and Paul makes plans to propose to Claudia. Michael J Fox and Richard Kind star

Part two of two. Everyone in the office reflects on what it would be like to be Michael Flaherty's partner

Mike suggests the staff undergo drug testing to promote the Mayor's anti-drug campaign, but accidentally ingests peyote while visiting a native American chief

The Barones reminisce about more peaceful times in their first apartment and recall why they ended up living across the road from Ray's meddlesome parents

Ray's relatives reluctantly tell him the brutal truth about his performance as a panellist on Roy Firestone's live TV sports show. American comedy, starring Ray Romano

Ray attends classes to learn a range of parenting skills - which he then uses to keep Frank and Marie in line. Ray Romano stars

Ray reluctantly agrees to take Robert out on the town - but makes the mistake of revealing that the evening was not his idea

Phoebe receives shocking news about her past, while Monica mourns her previous relationships, prompting Chandler to offer his services as a boyfriend

Rachel realises she wants to start dating Ross again and writes him an 18-page letter expressing her feelings. Phoebe and her estranged mother discover they have a lot in common

Monica goes on a date with her high-school heart-throb and Phoebe convinces herself a stray cat is the reincarnation of her long-dead mother

Chandler finds himself in hot water while dating Rachel's pushy boss, and Monica sets out to prove her mother wrong

Joey agrees to help the building's caretaker with his dance practice to stop him evicting Rachel and Monica

Chandler falls for Joey's latest date, Rachel discovers her new boyfriend is a thief and Phoebe desperately tries to catch a cold

Chandler gets on more intimate terms with Joey's girlfriend, and Ross's latest conquest reveals a grubby secret

Chandler is racked with guilt for kissing Joey's girlfriend and embarks on a wild spending spree in a misguided effort to keep his pal from discovering the truth

Chandler agrees to spend Thanksgiving in a packing crate as penance for kissing Kathy. Monica visits Richard's son, who finds her every bit as attractive as his father did

Things start looking up for the gang as Monica gets a career opportunity that is too good to turn down and Rachel is offered a promotion

Ross embarks on a long-distance relationship, Chandler sets Rachel up with one of his workmates, and Phoebe writes a seasonal song for her friends

Phoebe's half-brother makes a startling announcement and asks a great favour of her, while Joey gets involved in a class struggle

Phoebe learns the result of her pregnancy test, while the friends' competitive spirit gets the better of them

Rachel schemes to get a handsome client to ask her out on a date, while Chandler's girlfriend is driven away by his jealousy. Guest starring Tate Donovan

Rachel comes to regret asking Ross for a favour, and Charlton Heston discovers his co-star Joey in a compromising position on the first day of filming

Ross makes the mistake of agreeing to a game of rugby with Emily's tough English friends, and one of Chandler's old flames turns up out of the blue

The duo continue their European adventure in Switzerland, where they take a ride on a mountain rollercoaster, before they try the Swiss tradition of yodelling

The duo continue their European adventure in Slovenia, where they go motocross racing, undergo unusual honey therapies and join the national quidditch team

Irreverent panel show hosted by Jimmy Carr, in which two teams answer questions based on opinion polls to see who best understands what is going on in Britain today

Jimmy Carr, GK Barry and Jamali Maddix pass judgement on a man who helps himself to his co-workers' lunches, and gives their oppinions on adoption disputes

The London-born comedian and actor in a stand-up performance, quickly flitting from one story to another as he effortlessly extracts the humour from every situation

Satirical animation following the adventures of Stan, Cartman, Kenny and Kyle, who live in a town famed for its weird and inexplicable happenings

The boys go hunting, and unwittingly set up camp next to an active volcano

Stan's preoccupation with his dog's sexuality jeopardises South Park's chances of winning a homecoming game

The boys need an idea for a science project, and when Kyle receives an elephant by mail order from Africa, they try to genetically engineer a new cross-breed using Cartman's pig

Chat show in which drag stars Crystal Rasmussen and Candy Warhol offer advice for solving personal problems

The energetic stand-up star rails against the annoyances of modern life in a performance recorded at the National Indoor Arena in Birmingham in 2014

A satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs

The gang holds an American football match on Thanksgiving, and opposing team captains Ross and Monica relive their sibling rivalry on the pitch

Rachel quits her waitressing job, while Ross accidentally breaks a girl's leg and ends up having to go door to door selling cookies

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