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The hero bumbles through a disaster-packed day that takes him from the swimming baths to a night at the cinema with his girlfriend. Rowan Atkinson stars

Bungling buffoon Mr Bean goes shopping for a new TV, has problems with an itchy foot and takes a lucky girl out for a night on the town. Rowan Atkinson stars

Joey sets his sights on kissing Janine, while Ross and Monica resurrect their high-school dance routine for a TV programme. Guest starring Elle Macpherson

Phoebe plans to return to her flat, and Monica is infuriated by Chandler's inability to tip correctly, while Ross dresses as an armadillo to entertain Ben

Chandler's newly divorced boss takes him to a strip club, convinced he and Monica are having problems. Ross gives Mona the key to his apartment and Rachel propositions Joey

Chandler feels glum at having to spend Christmas in Tulsa, so a workmate (guest star Selma Blair) stays behind to keep him company - and ends up making a pass at him

An inventor's machine for turning water into food has a strange side-effect, causing giant meals to fall from the sky. Animated comedy, with the voices of Bill Hader and Anna Faris

Four former video games champions are recruited to defend Earth from an invasion of 1980s arcade game characters. Sci-fi comedy, starring Adam Sandler and Peter Dinklage

Chandler gets on more intimate terms with Joey's girlfriend, and Ross's latest conquest reveals a grubby secret

Phoebe's half-brother makes a startling announcement and asks a great favour of her, while Joey gets involved in a class struggle

Ross makes the mistake of agreeing to a game of rugby with Emily's tough English friends, and one of Chandler's old flames turns up out of the blue

Joey loses Ross's wedding ring at the stag party, while Phoebe's pregnancy causes her to experience violent mood swings

Part one of two. Chandler, Joey and Monica set off to England for Ross's wedding to Emily, while Rachel and Phoebe stay at home. With Richard Branson and Sarah Ferguson

Part two of two. While preparing for Ross's wedding in London, Rachel tries to get a flight out to declare her love to him before he marries Emily

Ross goes through with his wedding to Emily, despite his massive blunder - but she sneaks out of a window at the reception, declaring she never wants to see him again

Emily makes a request that could change Ross's life for ever. Chandler upsets Monica, and Joey challenges Phoebe to perform a completely selfless act

Phoebe learns the truth about her father, while a malfunctioning radiator makes Monica's Christmas celebrations steamier than anticipated

Rachel quits her waitressing job, while Ross accidentally breaks a girl's leg and ends up having to go door to door selling cookies

The comedy star concludes his entertainment showcase with a festive special, featuring performances by soul singer Seal and comedian Bill Bailey

An FBI chemical weapons expert and a jailed SAS veteran must break into Alcatraz to bring down a renegade general and his men. Action thriller, with Sean Connery and Nicolas Cage

Four friends try to relive their youth, but find their kids have a thing or two to teach them on the last day of school. Comedy sequel, with Adam Sandler and Chris Rock

GK Barry and Jamali Maddix pass judgement on a controversial psychic, someone who ended a friendship over ketchup, and some wild revenge against an ex

Iain is joined by Guz Khan, Lara Ricote, Babatunde Aléshé and Lou Wall for a look at baffling online trends, shameless overshares and truly cursed corners of the internet

The actor and his son hit the road together on a series of adventures

The gang celebrates Thanksgiving and Monica invites old school friend Will, the only student who was fatter than her - unaware of his animosity toward Rachel. With Brad Pitt

Phoebe discovers Ben goes to school with Sting's son, and Monica spends a fortune on a new pair of boots, only to find they hurt her feet. Guest starring Trudie Styler

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