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The hapless hero and Teddy remember past experiences, like an unfortunate trip to the dentist, sleepy time in church, a Christmas turkey disaster, and the demise of his beloved Mini

Part two of two. While preparing for Ross's wedding in London, Rachel tries to get a flight out to declare her love to him before he marries Emily

Ross goes through with his wedding to Emily, despite his massive blunder - but she sneaks out of a window at the reception, declaring she never wants to see him again

Emily makes a request that could change Ross's life for ever. Chandler upsets Monica, and Joey challenges Phoebe to perform a completely selfless act

Monica is annoyed by the fake laugh Chandler uses at work whenever his boss cracks a joke and the gang gets a shock when Ross introduces his new girlfriend

An inventor's machine for turning water into food has a strange side-effect, causing giant meals to fall from the sky. Animated comedy, with the voices of Bill Hader and Anna Faris

Chandler's flamboyant mother arrives in town for a TV appearance to talk about her career as a writer of erotic fiction. Guest starring Morgan Fairchild and Jay Leno

Chandler is distressed at being ignored by the woman he is dating, while Rachel and her former fiance get back together. Guest starring Jennifer Grey

Chandler lets slip about Ross's feelings for Rachel while the palaeontologist is on a trip to China, giving her time to decide what to do about the revelation

Part two of two. Rachel lands a date with action-movie star Jean-Claude Van Damme, and Chandler gets his comeuppance for a high-school prank. Guest starring Julia Roberts

Ross foolishly lets Rachel in on his most secret sexual fantasy, while Phoebe consoles a heartbroken Monica and Chandler gets involved with an old flame whom Joey cannot stand

Ross makes a sacrifice for Rachel, Monica faces a difficult decision and Chandler is surprised by Joey's strange choice of gift

Ross discovers a strange growth on his buttocks, while Phoebe finds it hard to choose between two prospective lovers

Monica's boyfriend looks for a new challenge, while Chandler feels his boss is becoming too familiar. Guest starring Robin Williams and Billy Crystal

Chandler falls for Joey's latest date, Rachel discovers her new boyfriend is a thief and Phoebe desperately tries to catch a cold

Rachel's date is ruined when Joshua's parents return home earlier than expected and catch her parading round in a skimpy nightie. With Tate Donovan

Rachel returns from Greece, Chandler proves popular with the womenfolk, and Phoebe is upset about missing out on all the excitement in London

Chandler and Monica's relationship finally becomes public knowledge, and Ross rents a flat opposite the girls. Comedy, starring Courteney Cox and Matthew Perry

An Australian dancer (guest star Elle Macpherson) moves in with Joey and he struggles to refrain from flirting, while Rachel is embarrassed by Phoebe's jogging style

Ross nervously prepares to meet Elizabeth's dad for the first time and Phoebe decides to write a book about Monica and Chandler. Guest starring Bruce Willis

Part one of two. Chandler's plans for a romantic proposal are ruined by Richard's reappearance, and Joey unwittingly buys a boat at an auction. Guest starring Tom Selleck

Part two of two. Monica is left reeling by Richard's proposal, putting pressure on Chandler to bite the bullet and ask her to marry him instead

An FBI chemical weapons expert and a jailed SAS veteran must break into Alcatraz to bring down a renegade general and his men. Action thriller, with Sean Connery and Nicolas Cage

A blind man and his deaf friend go on the run to escape a trumped-up murder charge and crooks tracking down a top-secret microchip. Comedy, starring Richard Pryor and Gene Wilder

GK Barry, Jamali Maddix and Jimmmy pass judgement on people including a woman who lied about her age to a partner and a mother who took extreme measures over her daughter's mess

The host is joined by Tom Allen, Desiree Burch and Vicky Pattison for a savage scroll through the most absurd corners of the internet, from Gen Z to dodgy travel trends

A stand-up performance taken from the comedian's 2011 tour, featuring his trademark mix of gags and surprising story-telling

Helen Bauer's advice for people when they are feeling down

Rosie recruits Sophie Duker to help her teach some life skills to young people, who spend too much time on their phones and not enough time in the real world

Sal, Murr and Q send awkward texts to shoppers at the mall, then go rogue as retail security guards. A punishment from guest Michael Ian Black leaves the loser feeling not so jolly

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