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Q, Murr, Sal and Joe share some TMI texts with strangers, then try to sabotage each other at a dating event. Plus, the loser gets a special donation from one of the other guys

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q cruise a food court while sending texts to strangers, then throw caution to the wind

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q go to Top of the Rock for some awkward interactions, and play a game of Did They Deserve That? at a bagel shop. Rreturn of the hidden camera show

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q get strangers to protect them from angry security guards at a grocery store and team up to teach presentations on UFOs. The punishment involves a metal concert

Ray hears Debra has been discussing intimate details of their marriage with her friends - and reveals a few secrets of his own. Guest starring Maggie Wheeler (Friends)

Robert is elated to be signed by a modelling agency, convinced fame is just around the corner - but his dreams of success prove short-lived

A stranger reveals to the Barones that Frank used to be his mentor - to the bemusement of Ray and Robert, who cannot believe their father could ever have inspired anyone

Robert and Ray sneak off to play golf instead of helping Marie with her latest project - but end up coming to blows over their responsibilities to their parents

Frank and Marie announce their plans to move into a retirement home in New Jersey - much to the relief of their family

Debra and Ray visit Frank and Marie, only to learn they are facing eviction from their new home - so Robert is forced to let them move back in with him

Part one of two. Chandler's nerves get the better of him on the eve of his wedding. Joey rehearses for a film role, while Phoebe and Rachel make a startling discovery

Part two of two. The gang continues to search for the missing Chandler, who is still suffering premarital jitters. Gary Oldman and Kathleen Turner guest star

Rachel tries to decide what to do next, while Phoebe takes some of the heat off her by claiming she is the one who is pregnant. Jennifer Aniston and Lisa Kudrow star

Joey becomes convinced Phoebe is pregnant and proposes to her so she will not have to be a single mother - but Monica quickly tells him the truth

Rachel reveals the identity of the father of her baby, while Chandler and Monica go on their honeymoon, but are constantly upstaged by another couple

Ross and Rachel's attempt to explain how they ended up in bed together descends into an argument about who made the first move

Ross is horrified to learn Rachel is going on a date with a handsome soap star, and Chandler sabotages a workmate's chance of promotion

Phoebe finds herself attracted to twin sister Ursula's fiance at Monica's Halloween party, while Rachel encounters some cruel trick-or-treaters. Guest starring Sean Penn

Pregnant Rachel considers moving out, prompting Ross to tell her about a vacancy in his building, and Joey creates a nursery in an effort to make her stay. With Sean Penn

Rachel tells her father she is pregnant, prompting him to confront Ross - who is just snuggling up to new girlfriend Mona

The gang celebrates Thanksgiving and Monica invites old school friend Will, the only student who was fatter than her - unaware of his animosity toward Rachel. With Brad Pitt

Phoebe discovers Ben goes to school with Sting's son, and Monica spends a fortune on a new pair of boots, only to find they hurt her feet. Guest starring Trudie Styler

Chandler's newly divorced boss takes him to a strip club, convinced he and Monica are having problems. Ross gives Mona the key to his apartment and Rachel propositions Joey

Rachel hits the town with Joey to coach him for a big date the following night, but the pair are so compatible they begin to see each other in a new light

Joey agonises over his feelings for Rachel, but Monica mistakenly believes he is infatuated with Phoebe. Chandler discovers the pleasures of a scented bath

A concerned Joey takes Rachel to the hospital and realises his romantic feelings for her could be excluding Ross from the joys of fatherhood

A boxing promoter and his dim-witted sidekick are drawn into a match-fixing racket and a diamond robbery gone wrong. Guy Ritchie's comedy drama, with Jason Statham and Brad Pitt

Aisha Tyler hosts the legendary improv show as regulars Wayne Brady, Ryan Stiles, and Colin Mochrie are joined by guest performer Gary Anthony Williams and star guest Lauren Cohan

Regulars Wayne Brady, Ryan Stiles and Colin Mochrie are joined by guest performer Heather Anne Campbell and star guest and Glee star Kevin McHale

The town is hit by celebrity mania when Paris Hilton arrives, but although most people are awe-struck by her presence, there are one or two who cannot wait to see her leave

Cartman tries to fly from the roof of his house but ends up with severe head injuries, prompting the police to believe the concussion has given him psychic powers

The town is excited when Chef returns after travelling the world with the Super Adventure Club. However, the boys notice there is something different about him

Kojey Radical talks through the history of the Great Star of Africa diamond. Michael Dapaah shares the story of Dr George Franklin Grant, inventor of the golf tee

Sophie Duker tells the story of Dr Joycelyn Elders, the first black surgeon general in the US, and Darkwah talks about godfather of vogeuing Willi Ninja

The Glaswegian comedian returns to his home town, treating a sell-out crowd at the SECC Arena to his usual blend of social commentary, astute observations and sharp one-liners

Crystal Rasmussen and Candy Warhol offer advice about love, with Tim Renkow wanting to be more romantic with his girlfriend, while Cosmina would like to stop dating bad boys

Hosted by Jon Stewart

With the wedding only four weeks away, Chandler struggles to write his vows and turns to Joey and Ross for much-needed help

Monica convinces a reluctant Chandler to travel to Las Vegas to invite his estranged father to their wedding, while Rachel gets into trouble for driving Monica's Porsche

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