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Guests include Tom Allen, Chesney Hawkes, Alex Jones, Jermaine Jenas and James Nesbitt, while Eric Cantona performs a track from his debut album

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q attempt to trick receptionists with ridiculous disguises and try to get approval for e-mails. This week's loser has to act as a dance teacher's assistant

The guys take the remote-controlled chairs for a spin, team up to work at a virtual-reality gaming centre, and attempt to blame strangers for unusual events

Amy's brother Peter turns to Ray for advice on talking to women

Debra nags Raymond to tidy up after himself, but he is more concerned with a letter he has received from his sporting hero - which accidentally ends up in the bin

An offhand remark has dire consequences for Ray, who cannot understand why everyone is so upset. Ray Romano stars

Frank puts salt on Marie's home-made lasagne, causing her to think she has lost her touch in the kitchen

Amy chats non-stop through a basketball game, prompting Ray to suggest that she talks too much - a criticism she does not take well

Debra cannot understand why Ray keeps turning down her advances - unaware it is all part of his latest plan to get what he wants

Monica prepares a Valentine's Day surprise for Chandler, while Ross has difficulty telling girlfriend Mona that Rachel has moved in

Ross has difficulty coming to terms with Joey's revelation, but eventually persuades him to tell Rachel how he feels about her, regardless of the consequences

Ross tries to recover his favourite pink shirt from former girlfriend Mona's apartment, and Rachel tries to repair her friendship with Joey by telling him a big lie

Monica is upstaged by Ross while giving the toast at their parents' 35th wedding anniversary party, and Phoebe's boyfriend drives the gang crazy with his enthusiasm

Joey is interviewed by a TV magazine - but insists all his friends come along, hoping they will stop him making a fool of himself

Rachel panics at the thought of caring for her baby and reluctantly agrees to her mother moving in - much to Ross's annoyance

Phoebe holds a coaching session for a nervous Chandler before a job interview. Monica is stung by criticism from a restaurant reviewer, and Ross unwittingly makes Rachel jealous

Phoebe and Monica bet on when Rachel's baby will arrive, while Chandler falls asleep at the premiere of Joey's new film

Part one of two. As Rachel goes into labour, Chandler and Monica are inspired to find a private hospital room, and Phoebe meets a handsome patient

Part two of two. After 21 hours in labour, Rachel gives birth - but Joey finds Ross's engagement ring and accidently proposes to the new mother

Joey tries to tell Rachel that he did not really propose, but cannot get a moment alone with her, while Monica and Chandler continue trying for a baby

Chandler falls asleep in a meeting - with disastrous consequences - and Rachel searches for a solution to baby Emma's non-stop crying

Monica accepts a job offer from a renowned Manhattan restaurant. Phoebe and Joey agree to find dates for each other and Rachel's paediatrician drops her from his roster of clients

Phoebe's fear that she is about to lose her boyfriend is compounded by Ross's foolish comments, and Monica makes a startling discovery about Chandler while visiting him in Tulsa

The pals look forward to Phoebe's birthday meal, but Chandler and Monica argue just before setting off and Ross locks Emma inside the flat

Ross mocks Rachel's decision to hire a sensitive male nanny (guest star Freddie Prinze Jr), while Phoebe's love life is complicated by the return of a former boyfriend

A PR executive decides to transform the image of a drunken superhero whose careless crime-fighting often does more harm than good. Comedy, starring Will Smith

Jimmy Carr, GK Barry and Jamali Maddix pass judgement on a man who helps himself to his co-workers' lunches, and gives their oppinions on adoption disputes

Wrestling superstar Chris Jericho guests on the classic improv show, with Wayne Brady, Gary Anthony Williams, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles

Regulars Wayne Brady, Ryan Stiles, and Colin Mochrie are joined by guest performer Jeff Davis and US Olympic synchronised swimmers Mary Killman and Mariya Koroleva

Aisha Tyler hosts as regulars Wayne Brady, Ryan Stiles, and Colin Mochrie are joined by guest performer Gary Anthony Williams and star guest Wilson Bethel (Hart of Dixie)

The boys help a former vice-president in his quest for attention, but become trapped in a tunnel when it caves in. In their search for a way out, Cartman discovers treasure

Cartman's mother seeks help from an expert when she realises she can no longer control her son. Luckily, Cesar Millan 'The Dog Whisperer' is ready to take on the challenge

The boys form a team to play the computer game World of Warcraft, hoping to overcome a rogue competitor who keeps defeating them

The pub landlord merrily muses over a range of topics at the London venue, including the global financial crisis and his one-man crusade to fix Broken Britain.

Crystal Rasmussen and Candy Warhol answer self-image questions, with Jordan Gray wanting to become more fabulous on stage, while Kaily has a query about getting plastic surgery

A satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs

Rachel reveals the identity of the father of her baby, while Chandler and Monica go on their honeymoon, but are constantly upstaged by another couple

Ross is horrified to learn Rachel is going on a date with a handsome soap star, and Chandler sabotages a workmate's chance of promotion

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