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Joe, Sal, Murr and Q pose as receptionists, then go fishing for people's luggage at a mall, while this edition's loser has a tough sell on their hands

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q compete selling their toys to focus groups, team up to attach clothes pegs to unsuspecting shoppers, and play a game of touching laser pointer dots

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q run a hide-and-seek challenge, a stint at the Cake Boss's counter is anything but sweet, and advice for children turns awkward when heard by strangers

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q try not to laugh at gags behind a glass mirror and head to the top of Rockefeller Plaza to get opinions on their wedding proposals

Ray complains that Debra takes up too much room in bed - so she banishes him to the couch. Comedy, starring Ray Romano and Patricia Heaton

Debra gets a job, filling Ray with dread at the thought of having to take responsibility for all the household chores while she is at work

Debra and Ray are taken aback to realise they are much nicer to strangers than to each other, and resolve to show a little more mutual consideration in future

Robert begins taking Debra out dancing, but Ray feels they are becoming too close and schemes to break up their partnership

Robert and Amy move into Ray's basement, but Marie dashes their hopes of getting some privacy. Comedy, starring Ray Romano, Brad Garrett and Monica Horan

Debra and Ray reminisce about how they met, recalling incidents such as Marie's first encounter with her future daughter-in-law. Comedy, starring Ray Romano

Rachel begins to feel smothered by Ross's constant attention, Phoebe makes a video for her song Smellycat, and Chandler's new flatmate Eddie causes problems

Joey makes unfortunate comments in an interview, jeopardising his role as Dr Ramoray, and Chandler's flatmate Eddie becomes increasingly annoying. Guest starring Tom Selleck

Chandler begins to have doubts about new flatmate Eddie - just as Joey starts house-hunting. Meanwhile, the girls try to get in touch with their inner selves

Monica's boyfriend makes a good impression on Chandler and Joey. Phoebe gets a shock and Rachel begins to resent Ross planning their future

Chandler and Ross face two bullies at Central Perk, while Monica decides to have a flutter on the stock market. Comedy, guest starring Giovanni Ribisi

Rachel's birthday party is enlivened by two people she did not count on turning up - her parents. Comedy, guest starring Marlo Thomas and Ron Leibman

Phoebe catches chickenpox just as her seafaring boyfriend returns home, while Joey gets a job at Chandler's company. Guest starring Charlie Sheen

The subject of children proves a thorny one for Monica and Richard and Rachel attends her former fiance's wedding

Ross foolishly lets Rachel in on his most secret sexual fantasy, while Phoebe consoles a heartbroken Monica and Chandler gets involved with an old flame whom Joey cannot stand

Ross prepares to make an important speech at the museum, and invites the gang along for moral support - but soon regrets his decision

Phoebe learns she has attracted the unwanted attentions of a stalker, and Monica comes up with a plan to deal with her broodiness. With guest star David Arquette

Chandler ponders the importance of commitment and Phoebe's home truths make her an unpopular choice as Joey's agent

Isabella Rossellini makes Ross's day by dropping into Central Perk. Phoebe's efforts to introduce her half-brother to the city give him the wrong idea about her line of work

Janice persuades the pals to reveal their deepest, darkest secrets about a period in their relationships three years earlier. Comedy starring Matthew Perry, with Maggie Wheeler

Joey gets a job teaching a soap opera acting class, and Monica buys a bed from Janice's husband - but the wrong one is delivered

Phoebe convinces herself she is a walking jinx who keeps causing people to die mysteriously, while Chandler and Janice make a decision about their relationship

The comedian hosts the Saturday-night game show, joined by Big Narstie, Ellie Taylor, Frankie Bridge, Harry Judd, Jonathan Ross, Richie Anderson and Vogue Williams

Stand-up comedy performed in front of a sell-out crowd at London's Hammersmith Apollo, featuring observations on fatherhood, life on the road and the 'man drawer'

Comedy panel show in which the host is joined by GK Barry and Jamali Maddix to pass judgement on jaw-dropping confessions from members of the public

Aisha Tyler hosts as regulars Wayne Brady, Ryan Stiles, and Colin Mochrie are joined by guest performer Heather Anne Campbell and star guest Padma Lakshmi (Top Chef)

Aisha Tyler hosts the comic improv show as regulars Wayne Brady, Ryan Stiles, and Colin Mochrie are joined by guest performer Jeff Davis for another round of mental gymnastics

Butters becomes convinced he has seen a vampire at school, but cannot get anyone to believe him - and starts to think he would be better off joining the ranks of the undead

Kenny decides that taking his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert might earn him some affection, but his dreams are crushed when purity rings are handed out at the event

Cartman takes it upon himself to keep order in South Park, becoming the town's sole vigilante until a rival superhero known as Mysterion challenges him

The town struggles to cope with the economic downturn, prompting Kyle to pay off everyone's debts with his credit card

Chat show in which drag stars Crystal Rasmussen and Candy Warhol offer advice for solving personal problems

The comedian hosts the Saturday-night game show, joined by Big Narstie, Ellie Taylor, Frankie Bridge, Harry Judd, Jonathan Ross, Richie Anderson and Vogue Williams

Ross embarks on a long-distance relationship, Chandler sets Rachel up with one of his workmates, and Phoebe writes a seasonal song for her friends

Phoebe learns the result of her pregnancy test, while the friends' competitive spirit gets the better of them

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