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Matt Ford and Jack Steele take over a suburban supermarket and cause chaos at the checkout, while they also try to master the art of small talk at a speed-dating event.

The Aussie jokers become waiting staff at fancy restaurant, where it's awkward for the customers but more awkward for the jokers. One joker gives a eulogy for a chicken

The Aussie jokers play one of their favourite games, You Laugh You Lose. All four jokers sit in a waiting room with unsuspecting members of the public

Virtual golf becomes virtual insanity as the Aussie jokers are instructed to give the strangest golf lessons ever seen. Who will refuse to do what they are told?

Robert starts to date a woman who claims to be 22, much to the dismay of Marie and Debra, who regard the age difference as a barrier to true romance

Ray overhears Debra's parents discussing marriage counselling when they come over for Thanksgiving. Comedy, starring Ray Romano

Ray is sneezed upon at the airport and convinces himself he has caught something serious, so the long-suffering Debra is lumbered with looking after him. Ray Romano stars

Ray buys Debra an expensive Christmas present in the hope she will be grateful enough to let him go on a weekend golf trip

Ray is horrified to learn that his mother used to read the diary he kept as a teenager, which contained his most personal thoughts. Ray Romano stars

Ray and Debra are shocked to realise they have virtually nothing to talk about except the kids, and resolve to take more of an interest in each other's hobbies

The second episode showing what could have happened to the gang members had their lives taken different paths. Carol and Ross decide to spice up their marriage

Chandler's home-made gift for Monica lands him in trouble. Joey hires a lookalike, and Ross demonstrates martial arts to Rachel and Phoebe

A fire leaves Rachel and Phoebe homeless, forcing them to impose on their pals' hospitality. Chandler gives Joey career advice, and Ross dates a student

Ross's girlfriend goes on a wild weekend away, Rachel longs to find a date for a charity ball and Joey's fridge breaks down

Joey auditions for a major TV show about a man and his crime-fighting robot, but Chandler almost ruins everything

Ross nervously prepares to meet Elizabeth's dad for the first time and Phoebe decides to write a book about Monica and Chandler. Guest starring Bruce Willis

Elizabeth sneaks away with Ross to her grandmother's cabin for the weekend, unaware Rachel and Paul have had the same idea. Bruce Willis guest stars

Phoebe helps Chandler choose an engagement ring for Monica, while Rachel urges Paul to open up. Guest starring Bruce Willis

Part one of two. Chandler's plans for a romantic proposal are ruined by Richard's reappearance, and Joey unwittingly buys a boat at an auction. Guest starring Tom Selleck

Part two of two. Monica is left reeling by Richard's proposal, putting pressure on Chandler to bite the bullet and ask her to marry him instead

Monica plans an evening out to celebrate her engagement to Chandler, but ends up accusing Rachel of trying to steal her thunder by kissing Ross

Monica excitedly starts making preparations for her big day - only to discover her parents have spent all the wedding money on a beach house

Monica tries to re-create a secret recipe belonging to Phoebe's grandmother, and Chandler accepts an invitation from future father-in-law Jack to play racquetball

An attractive but unqualified man applies to be Rachel's assistant, placing her in a quandary as she struggles to decide between hiring him or choosing a more competent woman

Rachel cajoles Joey into taking Tag on a boys' night out and Chandler has trouble striking the right pose for his engagement photograph

Monica agonises over whether Rachel or Phoebe should be her maid of honour, and leaves the pair to sort it out between themselves

Robbie Williams surprises some karaoke-singing members of the audience with special renditions of his classic hits in Robbie-oke, and gives a performance of Winter Wonderland

Guests including comedians Johnny Vegas and Joe Lycett join the irreverent panel show hosted by Jimmy Carr, in which two teams answer questions based on opinion polls

Guests Olly Murs, Kimberly Wyatt, Matthew Crosby and Russell Peters join team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson. Irreverent panel show hosted by Jimmy Carr

Jimmy Carr, GK Barry and Jamali Maddix pass judgement on a man who helps himself to his co-workers' lunches, and gives their oppinions on adoption disputes

Aisha Tyler hosts the improvisation show as regulars Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles are joined by guest Gary Anthony Williams

Aisha Tyler hosts the improvisation show as regulars Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles are joined by guest Gary Anthony Williams

Satirical animation following the adventures of Stan, Cartman, Kenny and Kyle, who live in a town famed for its weird and inexplicable happenings

Satirical animation following the adventures of Stan, Cartman, Kenny and Kyle, who live in a town famed for its weird and inexplicable happenings

Satirical animation following the adventures of Stan, Cartman, Kenny and Kyle, who live in a town famed for its weird and inexplicable happenings

Robbie Williams surprises some karaoke-singing members of the audience with special renditions of his classic hits in Robbie-oke, and gives a performance of Winter Wonderland

A satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs

Emma's first birthday takes an unexpected turn with the delivery of a bawdy birthday cake. Guest starring Elliott Gould

Rachel's clueless sister Amy offers to babysit Emma and ends up giving the unfortunate child a makeover, while Joey writes a letter of recommendation for the Bings

A chance to buy bargains galore

A chance to buy bargains galore