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Joe, Sal, Murr and Q pose as hospital receptionists, doing and saying whatever the other guys tell them, and then try to convince strangers to not use a particular restroom

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q play 'do and say whatever you're told' while posing as nurses at a hospital, and then go grocery shopping with their fake wives

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q give ridiculous reasons as to why they should buy strangers' groceries, and get random people's help to reply to weird text messages in a waiting room

The guys read their fake daughter's diary pages, and give normal presentations while being told what to do and say. The punishment involves insulting the tattoos of people at a gym

Amy's brother Peter turns to Ray for advice on talking to women

Debra nags Raymond to tidy up after himself, but he is more concerned with a letter he has received from his sporting hero - which accidentally ends up in the bin

An offhand remark has dire consequences for Ray, who cannot understand why everyone is so upset. Ray Romano stars

Frank puts salt on Marie's home-made lasagne, causing her to think she has lost her touch in the kitchen

Amy chats non-stop through a basketball game, prompting Ray to suggest that she talks too much - a criticism she does not take well

Debra cannot understand why Ray keeps turning down her advances - unaware it is all part of his latest plan to get what he wants

Part two of two. Rachel and Monica fall out over two doctors, played by Noah Wyle and George Clooney, while Ross muses with his father on impending parenthood

Rachel and Monica suffer a humiliating defeat while playing poker with Chandler and Joey, and demand a rematch. Rachel decides to look for a new job

Rachel loses Ross's pet monkey, prompting the gang to form a search party to find it. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer

Chandler is distressed at being ignored by the woman he is dating, while Rachel and her former fiance get back together. Guest starring Jennifer Grey

Ross's pet monkey reaches puberty and drives everyone crazy with its uncontrollable antics, while Monica searches for the thief who stole her credit card

Chandler finds his workmates treat him differently since his promotion. Monica dates a high-school senior, and Ross's ex-wife goes into labour

Carol finally gives birth, but Ross and Susan nearly miss out on the big event thanks to Phoebe, who locks them in a cupboard to stop them bickering

Chandler lets slip about Ross's feelings for Rachel while the palaeontologist is on a trip to China, giving her time to decide what to do about the revelation

The first-ever episode of the comedy, in which Rachel arrives at the local cafe after jilting her fiance at the altar. Chandler and Joey encourage Ross to enjoy bachelorhood

Carol tells Ross she plans to raise his child with her lover Susan, but he can be involved if he wants. Meanwhile, Ross and Monica's parents announce they are coming to dinner

Monica shows off her new boyfriend to the rest of the group, Chandler starts smoking again and Phoebe has a windfall

The girls spend a night indoors spying on a good-looking neighbour with White House connections, while Joey and Chandler take Ross to a ice hockey game to keep his mind busy

Phoebe and Chandler decide to break up with their partners, while Ross joins Rachel on her first trip to a launderette - where a machine shortage leads to a tense stand-off

Chandler begins a relationship with a married woman, and Joey lands a film role with a difference - as a naked body-double for Al Pacino

A power cut leaves Chandler trapped in a bank's ATM lobby with a stunning model. Ross tries to ask Rachel out on a date, and Joey learns something about Monica

The pals pay their last respects at the funeral of Ross and Monica's grandmother, and Chandler is disturbed to discover his colleagues all assume he is gay

The father-son duo head to Mexico, where they try the sport of lucha libre wrestling, visit an island inhabited by creepy dolls and end the episode on a cliffhanger

Bradley is challenged to swing across the top of a mountain with a terrifying drop below. He and Barney also enter a bat cave and join the cast of Cirque du Soleil

Kylie Minogue and Bradley Walsh join Michael at London's Theatre Royal, featuring a special karaoke challenge for members of the audience

Mary Louise's attempt to use an Alexa-type AI device in her classroom backfires, while Caroline co-opts one of her student's projects because she needs a win

Extended version of the panel show hosted by Jimmy Carr, with guests David Hasselhoff, Rachel Riley, Rob Beckett and Justin Moorhouse

Johnny Vegas, Vernon Kay, Paul Chowdhry and Katherine Ryan join regular team captains Jon Richardson and Sean Lock on the irreverent panel show, hosted by Jimmy Carr

Aisha Tyler hosts as guests Penn & Teller, and regulars Ryan Stiles, Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie and Jeff Davis put their comedic skills to the test

Adelaide Kane joins host Aisha Tyler and regulars Wayne Brady, Jeff Davis, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles on the comic improv show

When his mum gets a job as an estate agent, Cartman becomes inspired to enter the business himself - and It is not long before chaos breaks loose

With another Cold War looming, Mr Mackey gets all nostalgic for the 1980s - in more ways than one. Butters faces off against 'Russia' in the dressage championship

Kylie Minogue and Bradley Walsh join Michael at London's Theatre Royal, featuring a special karaoke challenge for members of the audience

A satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs

Rachel starts taking cigarette breaks to ingratiate herself with new boss Kim, and Joey competes with Ross's son for a role in a TV commercial

Joey tells everyone about his upcoming TV appearance, little anticipating the surprise awaiting him, and Ross flirts with a pizza-delivery woman

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