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Joe, Sal, Murr and Q pose as hospital receptionists, doing and saying whatever the other guys tell them, and then try to convince strangers to not use a particular restroom

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q play 'do and say whatever you're told' while posing as nurses at a hospital, and then go grocery shopping with their fake wives

Debra suffers from PMT, so Ray decides to help alleviate her symptoms - but only succeeds in making matters worse. Ray Romano stars

Robert returns to work after sick leave, but soon decides he does not have the nerve to be a policeman any more and pursues a safer career in telemarketing

Robert bumps into his ex-wife, and considers rekindling the relationship. Meanwhile, Frank tells Amy the story of how the pair split up in the first place

Part one of two. Marie surprises everyone by arranging a trip to Rome for the whole family, but all Ray can do is complain. Comedy, starring Ray Romano and Doris Roberts

Charlie meets a woman from his past and after spending a short while together she proposes. Comedy, starring Joe McGann

Charlie helps out a young man - but he begins to regret his decision when Joanna becomes too friendly with him. Comedy, starring Joe McGann

Caroline feels left out when Charlie agrees to coach her volleyball team. Comedy, starring Joe McGann

Charlie sets up Jamie's grandfather on a blind date with Laura, but the evening does not go to plan. Comedy, starring Joe McGann

Pregnant Rachel considers moving out, prompting Ross to tell her about a vacancy in his building, and Joey creates a nursery in an effort to make her stay. With Sean Penn

Rachel tells her father she is pregnant, prompting him to confront Ross - who is just snuggling up to new girlfriend Mona

The gang celebrates Thanksgiving and Monica invites old school friend Will, the only student who was fatter than her - unaware of his animosity toward Rachel. With Brad Pitt

Phoebe discovers Ben goes to school with Sting's son, and Monica spends a fortune on a new pair of boots, only to find they hurt her feet. Guest starring Trudie Styler

Chandler's newly divorced boss takes him to a strip club, convinced he and Monica are having problems. Ross gives Mona the key to his apartment and Rachel propositions Joey

Rachel hits the town with Joey to coach him for a big date the following night, but the pair are so compatible they begin to see each other in a new light

Joey agonises over his feelings for Rachel, but Monica mistakenly believes he is infatuated with Phoebe. Chandler discovers the pleasures of a scented bath

A concerned Joey takes Rachel to the hospital and realises his romantic feelings for her could be excluding Ross from the joys of fatherhood

Monica prepares a Valentine's Day surprise for Chandler, while Ross has difficulty telling girlfriend Mona that Rachel has moved in

Ross has difficulty coming to terms with Joey's revelation, but eventually persuades him to tell Rachel how he feels about her, regardless of the consequences

Ross tries to recover his favourite pink shirt from former girlfriend Mona's apartment, and Rachel tries to repair her friendship with Joey by telling him a big lie

Monica is upstaged by Ross while giving the toast at their parents' 35th wedding anniversary party, and Phoebe's boyfriend drives the gang crazy with his enthusiasm

Joey is interviewed by a TV magazine - but insists all his friends come along, hoping they will stop him making a fool of himself

Rachel panics at the thought of caring for her baby and reluctantly agrees to her mother moving in - much to Ross's annoyance

Phoebe holds a coaching session for a nervous Chandler before a job interview. Monica is stung by criticism from a restaurant reviewer, and Ross unwittingly makes Rachel jealous

Phoebe and Monica bet on when Rachel's baby will arrive, while Chandler falls asleep at the premiere of Joey's new film

Joe Lycett and James Arthur are among the guests on tonight's show, and Michael takes The Wheel on the road to surprise a family in Hull

Team captains Jon Richardson and Sean Lock welcome Christian Jessen, Lorraine Kelly, Sarah Millican and Tom Rosenthal to the panel show hosted by Jimmy Carr

Team captains Jon Richardson and Sean Lock welcome guests Vernon Kay, Tim Minchin, Joe Wilkinson and Rachel Riley to the panel show hosted by Jimmy Carr

Aisha Tyler hosts the improvisation show as regulars Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles are joined by guest Jeff Davis

The mayor gets involved with the handing over of the Olympic flame - but Stuart loses the torch-bearer

Stan and Kyle pretend to be police detectives when they feel their play time has no meaning, but soon find they are not up to the job

A casino takes over South Park with the intention of forcing the residents to leave their land to make space for a new highway, but the boys urge the townsfolk to make a stand

The boys discover the joys of homosexuality as they embark on a 'gay-off' with another gang to prove themselves the campest

A performance from the comedian's 2011 tour, recorded in front of an audience of 13,000 fans at Manchester Arena, in which he reveals how becoming a star has changed his life

Joe Lycett and James Arthur are among the guests on tonight's show, and Michael takes The Wheel on the road to surprise a family in Hull

A satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs

Monica's boyfriend looks for a new challenge, while Chandler feels his boss is becoming too familiar. Guest starring Robin Williams and Billy Crystal

Phoebe receives shocking news about her past, while Monica mourns her previous relationships, prompting Chandler to offer his services as a boyfriend

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