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Charlie and Caroline celebrate his first anniversary as her housekeeper with a meal for two. However, during the course of the evening he becomes violently ill

Charlie seems distracted, and Caroline discovers it has something to do with memories of his father. Christmas edition of the comedy from 1990, starring Joe McGann and Diana Weston

Ray is disturbed to learn Michael may be held back a year at school, and fears the youngster has inherited his academic ineptitude. Comedy, starring Ray Romano and Sullivan Sweeten

Ray thinks a family portrait would make the perfect Christmas present for his parents, but does not count on it causing an argument about who should be in the picture

Amy tells Ray she suspects Robert is gay. Comedy, starring Ray Romano

Ray and Debra find out that Ally has been accused of bullying a little girl on the school bus. Comedy, starring Ray Romano

A battle of the bands brings out the worst in Harvey and Valerie. Supernatural sitcom, starring Melissa Joan Hart. Guest appearance by The Backstreet Boys

Val and Sabrina decide to buy a car between them, but sharing it places such a strain on their friendship that they look elsewhere for transportation

Sabrina's magic teacher is reassigned, so Aunt Hilda takes over her tuition

Stage fright hits Sabrina and spreads contagiously through the school when she misuses a 'fear removal' spell. Melissa Joan Hart stars

The first-ever episode of the comedy, in which Rachel arrives at the local cafe after jilting her fiance at the altar. Chandler and Joey encourage Ross to enjoy bachelorhood

Carol tells Ross she plans to raise his child with her lover Susan, but he can be involved if he wants. Meanwhile, Ross and Monica's parents announce they are coming to dinner

Monica shows off her new boyfriend to the rest of the group, Chandler starts smoking again and Phoebe has a windfall

The girls spend a night indoors spying on a good-looking neighbour with White House connections, while Joey and Chandler take Ross to a ice hockey game to keep his mind busy

Phoebe and Chandler decide to break up with their partners, while Ross joins Rachel on her first trip to a launderette - where a machine shortage leads to a tense stand-off

Chandler begins a relationship with a married woman, and Joey lands a film role with a difference - as a naked body-double for Al Pacino

A power cut leaves Chandler trapped in a bank's ATM lobby with a stunning model. Ross tries to ask Rachel out on a date, and Joey learns something about Monica

The pals pay their last respects at the funeral of Ross and Monica's grandmother, and Chandler is disturbed to discover his colleagues all assume he is gay

Phoebe is not relishing the thought of spending the holidays with her grandmother and her boyfriend, sparking a mass exodus to Monica's for Thanksgiving dinner

Chandler's flamboyant mother arrives in town for a TV appearance to talk about her career as a writer of erotic fiction. Guest starring Morgan Fairchild and Jay Leno

Chandler catches a glimpse of Rachel in the nude - so she promptly demands he bare all to redress the balance. Joey is disturbed by news about his father

Ross bumps into his ex-wife, while Chandler meets an old flame during a double date with Joey, and Rachel, Monica and Phoebe have a run-in with some firefighters

Monica applies to become head chef in a fancy restaurant, but the owner is too high on drugs to appreciate the food she prepares to impress him

Part one of two. Phoebe feels neglected when she learns Joey has fallen in love with her identical twin, while Chandler struggles when he is asked to fire an attractive employee

Part two of two. Rachel and Monica fall out over two doctors, played by Noah Wyle and George Clooney, while Ross muses with his father on impending parenthood

Rachel and Monica suffer a humiliating defeat while playing poker with Chandler and Joey, and demand a rematch. Rachel decides to look for a new job

The comedian brings his unique brand of social commentary, astute observations and sharp one-liners to Glasgow's SECC, where he performs to a sell-out crowd of 10,000 fans

The beef crisis hits South America Elementary and the boys fight for their lunchtime sandwiches. Stan struggles with Randy joining his friend group.

Satan has a party in Los Angeles on Halloween and the gang performs a ritual and manage to summon Biggie Smalls - who demands Butters helps him get to the event

The increasing number of homeless people leads the town's residents to find a creative answer to the problem, while Cartman and the gang try to devise a permanent solution

Ike is tormented by seeing dead celebrities, including Billy Mays, Farrah Fawcett, and David Carradine, so Kyle and the boys call on professional ghost hunters to help him

Butters becomes convinced he has seen a vampire at school, but cannot get anyone to believe him - and starts to think he would be better off joining the ranks of the undead

Evil ghost pirates haunt South Park during Halloween. With the voices of American band Korn

A witch casts a spell that terrorises the town and ruins Halloween for the boys, but Cartman sees a way to use the witch's power to his advantage

Aisha Tyler hosts as regulars Wayne Brady, Ryan Stiles, and Colin Mochrie are joined by guest performer Jeff Davis and star guest and fellow comedian Sheryl Underwood

Aisha Tyler hosts as regulars Wayne Brady, Ryan Stiles, and Colin Mochrie are joined by guest performer Gary Anthony Williams and star guest and Spice Girl Mel B

Aisha Tyler hosts as regulars Wayne Brady, Ryan Stiles, and Colin Mochrie are joined by guest performer Brad Sherwood and star guest and Baywatch legend Carmen Electra

Pop megastar Lexi Rich has got something for literally everyone. Ashley Roberts presents a music video parody by Jamie-Lee O'Donnel

A 2015 stand-up show by the American comedian recorded at the Vaudeville Theatre in London's West End

A satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs

The hapless fool sits an exam, but when he realises he has studied the wrong maths equations, it is already too late. He also tries to stifle a sneeze in church

The hero bumbles through a disaster-packed day that takes him from the swimming baths to a night at the cinema with his girlfriend. Rowan Atkinson stars

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