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Rowan Atkinson's comic alter ego makes another disaster-filled outing when he treats his hotel room to a makeover

The hapless hero's party falls flat, but he finds an ingenious way to beat the sales queues and bag a bargain. Slapstick comedy, starring Rowan Atkinson

Robert believes Amy is the woman of his dreams and decides to tell her the truth about Joanne and Stefania

Ray accidentally kills Ally's hamster while the kids are away for the weekend, so Debra insists they give it a dignified funeral. Ray Romano stars

Robert is promoted to lieutenant, much to the dismay of Ray, who feels his own prestige has been undermined

Ray attends a wedding and finds himself regretting a missed opportunity to walk a high-school date to her door

Sabrina tries to get her own way by cunningly causing rivalry between Hilda and Zelda but succeeds so well that they decide to live apart

Sabrina learns she's finally qualified for her witch's licence, but her delight turns to dismay on being told she has to unravel a family secret before she can use it

Sabrina's efforts to help Valerie out of a tight spot backfire, and Salem tries to find a beautiful vet to kiss him

Sabrina hires a detective to follow Harvey, convinced he and Libby are using a college assignment as an excuse for romance

Phoebe shocks everyone by announcing she is actually married to a gay Canadian ice-skater who needed a Green Card

Joey, Rachel and Phoebe admit they cannot afford to join in with Ross's birthday celebrations, and Chandler dates a woman who left a message on his answering machine by mistake

Monica inadvertently poisons Ross, and Rachel tries to find a way of breaking bad news about Phoebe's impending gig at Central Perk. Guest starring Chrissie Hynde

Rachel gets drunk and tells Ross she no longer craves his affection - throwing his mind into turmoil, as he had no idea she loved him in the first place

Ross is unsure whether to romance Rachel, so he draws up a list of her good and bad points - but she accidentally sees the offending document

Phoebe learns the truth about her father, while a malfunctioning radiator makes Monica's Christmas celebrations steamier than anticipated

Rachel meets a man who bears an uncanny resemblance to Ross, while Joey discovers he will have to pass an intimate audition on the casting couch to get a part in a daytime soap

Carol and Susan prepare for their wedding, and Rachel is stunned to learn her parents are getting a divorce

Part one of two. Phoebe falls in love, Ross tries to track down Marcel at San Diego Zoo, and Joey dates a crazed fan. Brooke Shields and Chris Isaak guest star

Part two of two. Rachel lands a date with action-movie star Jean-Claude Van Damme, and Chandler gets his comeuppance for a high-school prank. Guest starring Julia Roberts

Rachel insists she has no time for Ross, until an old prom video helps her see him in a different light. Meanwhile, Joey gives Chandler an unwanted gift

Ross and Rachel consummate their relationship, and it seems romance is also on the horizon for Monica - with a man old enough to be her father. With guest star Tom Selleck

Monica's parents discover she is dating their middle-aged friend, and an argument with Chandler prompts Joey to move out of the flat. Guest starring Tom Selleck and Elliott Gould

Rachel begins to feel smothered by Ross's constant attention, Phoebe makes a video for her song Smellycat, and Chandler's new flatmate Eddie causes problems

Joey makes unfortunate comments in an interview, jeopardising his role as Dr Ramoray, and Chandler's flatmate Eddie becomes increasingly annoying. Guest starring Tom Selleck

Chandler begins to have doubts about new flatmate Eddie - just as Joey starts house-hunting. Meanwhile, the girls try to get in touch with their inner selves

An unstable Vietnam veteran cop teams up with a by-the-book detective to smash a drug ring linked to a woman's apparent suicide. Action thriller, with Mel Gibson and Danny Glover

Jimmy, GK Barry and Jamali Maddix return to pass judgement on jaw-dropping confessions from members of the public, including a woman who lied about a dog's ashes

The boys try to grow their own tobacco like George Washington, then they go to the courthouse to settle a parking ticket and end up getting married

The boys pretend to be sad and end up in a psychiatric hospital, then Beavis's body goes through changes after he is bitten by a rabid skunk

Randy rallies his troops and King Cartman prepares for battle with Princess Kenny as the zombie masses gather outside the mall on Black Friday

Wendy tries to expose the artificial enhancement of the female form in images, and Kanye West tries to prove to the world his fiancee is not a hobbit

The boys decide to create a company in an attempt to never have to work again - only to accidently copy an existing football team's name

A performance by the Bristol-born stand-up comedian, who is renowned for his energetic physical observational work, recorded at London's O2 at the end of a UK tour

A satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs

Carol tells Ross she plans to raise his child with her lover Susan, but he can be involved if he wants. Meanwhile, Ross and Monica's parents announce they are coming to dinner

Monica shows off her new boyfriend to the rest of the group, Chandler starts smoking again and Phoebe has a windfall

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