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Charlie becomes jealous of Caroline's new creative director when they start spending a lot of time together. Martin Clunes guest stars, with Joe McGann

Charlie becomes suspicious of his father-in-law when he turns up with presents for Joanna. Comedy, guest starring Anthony Newley, with Joe McGann

Ray is disturbed to learn Michael and Geoffrey are playing fairies in the school play, especially as they chose the roles themselves

Stefania, the woman Robert fell head over heels in love with during his holiday in Italy, turns up out of the blue with her father

Ray buys a new vacuum cleaner that is intended to make housework easier for the family, but instead causes friction between Marie and Debra

Marie accuses Debra of not returning a cherished possession of great sentimental value, prompting a full-scale family argument over its whereabouts. Comedy, with Patricia Heaton

Sabrina decides her teachers don't appreciate her academic achievements, and casts a spell to make them sit up and take notice

Salem sets off a chain of events which sees Sabrina and himself miniaturised inside a toy spaceship which flies up Libby's nose. Melissa Joan Hart stars

Sabrina and Harvey compete against Libby and her boyfriend for the title of cutest teenage couple, but Susie decides to teach them a lesson about vanity

A disgruntled Sabrina opts out of the traditional family Christmas and ends up erasing everyone's memory of the festive season altogether

Monica's boyfriend makes a good impression on Chandler and Joey. Phoebe gets a shock and Rachel begins to resent Ross planning their future

Chandler and Ross face two bullies at Central Perk, while Monica decides to have a flutter on the stock market. Comedy, guest starring Giovanni Ribisi

Rachel's birthday party is enlivened by two people she did not count on turning up - her parents. Comedy, guest starring Marlo Thomas and Ron Leibman

Phoebe catches chickenpox just as her seafaring boyfriend returns home, while Joey gets a job at Chandler's company. Guest starring Charlie Sheen

The subject of children proves a thorny one for Monica and Richard and Rachel attends her former fiance's wedding

Ross foolishly lets Rachel in on his most secret sexual fantasy, while Phoebe consoles a heartbroken Monica and Chandler gets involved with an old flame whom Joey cannot stand

Ross prepares to make an important speech at the museum, and invites the gang along for moral support - but soon regrets his decision

Phoebe learns she has attracted the unwanted attentions of a stalker, and Monica comes up with a plan to deal with her broodiness. With guest star David Arquette

Chandler ponders the importance of commitment and Phoebe's home truths make her an unpopular choice as Joey's agent

Isabella Rossellini makes Ross's day by dropping into Central Perk. Phoebe's efforts to introduce her half-brother to the city give him the wrong idea about her line of work

Janice persuades the pals to reveal their deepest, darkest secrets about a period in their relationships three years earlier. Comedy starring Matthew Perry, with Maggie Wheeler

Joey gets a job teaching a soap opera acting class, and Monica buys a bed from Janice's husband - but the wrong one is delivered

Phoebe convinces herself she is a walking jinx who keeps causing people to die mysteriously, while Chandler and Janice make a decision about their relationship

The gang holds an American football match on Thanksgiving, and opposing team captains Ross and Monica relive their sibling rivalry on the pitch

Rachel quits her waitressing job, while Ross accidentally breaks a girl's leg and ends up having to go door to door selling cookies

Rachel's attractive and influential new friend sends Ross into a jealous frenzy, while Chandler cannot remember which of Joey's many sisters he kissed at a party

A performance by the Bristol-born stand-up comedian, who is renowned for his energetic physical observational work, recorded at London's O2 at the end of a UK tour

Cartman speculates about the perpetrator of the September 11 attacks, believing he knows who committed the attacks

Following the 2012 US Presidential Election, the boys try to uncover what is going on when Cartman shows Kyle he has thousands of voter ballots stashed in his bedroom

The townspeople want to build a wall to keep out all the Canadians who have entered the country illegally

Kyle cannot understand why Heidi will not break up with Cartman and gets in the middle of the school's most talked about couple

The London-born comedian and actor in a stand-up performance, quickly flitting from one story to another as he effortlessly extracts the humour from every situation

Aisha Tyler hosts as regulars Wayne Brady, Ryan Stiles, and Colin Mochrie are joined by guest performer Heather Anne Campbell for a lively rendition of think-fast performances

Aisha Tyler hosts as guests Penn & Teller, and regulars Ryan Stiles, Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie and Jeff Davis put their comedic skills to the test

Aisha Tyler hosts the comic improv show as regulars Wayne Brady, Ryan Stiles, and Colin Mochrie are joined by guest performer Brad Sherwood and star guest Grace Byers (Empire)

KG Tha Comedian is joined by Eddie Kadi, Grace Alijore and Travis Jay to debate which food is worthy of a spot in the time capsule

A stand-up special by the comedian, revealing the sharp wit and dirty mind behind his mild mannered demeanour

A satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs

Rowan Atkinson's clumsy alter ego is called upon to perform first aid, tries in vain to carry out the simple task of posting a letter, and jets off on holiday

The hapless hero plans the Christmas holiday of a lifetime - but fate pulls the rug out from under his feet and reduces the entire festive season to a farce

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