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Tom's school wishes him to move on a year. Needless to say, mum Caroline is thrilled - until she is called in to see the headmaster. Comedy, starring Diana Weston

Charlie meets a woman from his past and after spending a short while together she proposes. Comedy, starring Joe McGann

Ray and Debra amuse the guests at a party by doing a wickedly accurate impersonation of Frank and Marie - who are not amused and respond in kind

Debra shows Ray some of her keepsakes from previous relationships, prompting a severe case of jealousy on his part

Ray steels himself for the delicate matter of telling Ally where babies come from - only to learn she is more interested in discussing the meaning of life itself. Ray Romano stars

Debra runs for school president, but Ray decides to vote against her to avoid looking after the twins during all the meetings she would have to attend. Comedy, starring Ray Romano

Harvey declares his love for Sabrina, and Aunt Zelda anxiously awaits a marriage proposal from Mr Kraft

Sabrina and her aunts go to a family reunion in Hawaii. Will Sabrina finally be able to solve the family secret?

Sabrina's senior year of high school gets off to a rocky start, and things look uncertain for her future when her dad invites her to live with him in Paris

Sabrina receives her witch's licence, which brings a brand new responsibility - mentoring another young witch

Emily makes a request that could change Ross's life for ever. Chandler upsets Monica, and Joey challenges Phoebe to perform a completely selfless act

Ross delivers devastating news to Rachel - he cannot spend time with her while Emily is in New York. Meanwhile, Joey discovers Chandler's secret romance

The pals digest a huge Thanksgiving meal and reminisce about their worst holiday experiences, including the time a teenage Monica overheard Chandler calling her fat

Ross turns to Joey for advice on being unemployed, and Rachel is disturbed by her new boyfriend's relationship with his sister

The pals announce New Year's resolutions and Chandler enlists Joey's help so he can kiss Monica at midnight. Comedy, starring Matthew Perry and Courtney Cox

Monica is annoyed by the fake laugh Chandler uses at work whenever his boss cracks a joke and the gang gets a shock when Ross introduces his new girlfriend

Phoebe meets her biological father for the first time and Rachel helps Joey look more sophisticated with the addition of a trendy shoulder bag

Chandler and Monica's relationship finally becomes public knowledge, and Ross rents a flat opposite the girls. Comedy, starring Courteney Cox and Matthew Perry

Ross makes a bad impression on his new neighbours, and Monica piles the pressure on Chandler, demanding more commitment than he feels able to give

Joey wonders why he has started dreaming about dating Monica, and Phoebe finds a police badge at Central Perk

Monica competes with Phoebe in the relationship stakes and Rachel is interviewed for her dream job - but inadvertently kisses her prospective employer

Rachel starts taking cigarette breaks to ingratiate herself with new boss Kim, and Joey competes with Ross's son for a role in a TV commercial

Joey tells everyone about his upcoming TV appearance, little anticipating the surprise awaiting him, and Ross flirts with a pizza-delivery woman

The guys enjoy a ride in a police car, until the mood is broken by the sound of a gunshot. Meanwhile, Rachel accidentally overhears a telephone message meant for Ross

Phoebe asks Chandler to help her convince Gary that it is too soon for them to live together. Guest starring Michael Rapaport

Joey turns up in Las Vegas to begin filming his first major movie role, but receives disappointing news. Phoebe tries to remember why she hates Ross so much

The crooks reunite when an old enemy demands they repay the money they stole from him three years previously. Crime caper sequel, with George Clooney, Brad Pitt and Julia Roberts

Compilation from 2012 featuring highlights of the panel show hosted by Jimmy Carr, with teams captained by Jon Richardson and Sean Lock

Sarah Millican, Stephen Mangan and Joe Wilkinson are among the guests joining captains Jon Richardson and Sean Lock on a festive edition of the panel show. Hosted by Jimmy Carr

Vernon Davis joins host Aisha Tyler and regulars Wayne Brady, Jeff Davis, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles

Aisha Tyler hosts the comic improv show, with Wayne Brady, Jeff Davis, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles

Kyle teams up with TV network chiefs to make a Christmas special to bring the family together, while the holograms are still on the loose

The new principal at South Park Elementary lays down the law - and Cartman bears the brunt of his anger

The townspeople want to build a wall to keep out all the Canadians who have entered the country illegally

Drag stars Crystal Rasmussen and Candy Warhol offer advice for solving personal problems, beginning with dating tips for Desiree Burch and Kevin Clash

A satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs

Game show in which contestants take on obstacle courses as they attempt to storm the castle. Narrated by Jonathan Ross

A new class of 100 university students attempt to storm the castle, but with Turtle Path, Wet Paint and Runaway Rockaway to conquer first will any of them make the grade?

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