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The guys pose as dental assistants doing and saying whatever the others tell them, and give campers some ridiculous campfire tips

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q do and say whatever the other guys tell them while posing as physical therapists, then pitch some ridiculous ideas for TV show hosts

Ray is horrified to learn that his mother used to read the diary he kept as a teenager, which contained his most personal thoughts. Ray Romano stars

Ray and Debra are shocked to realise they have virtually nothing to talk about except the kids, and resolve to take more of an interest in each other's hobbies

Ray is disturbed to learn Michael and Geoffrey are playing fairies in the school play, especially as they chose the roles themselves

Stefania, the woman Robert fell head over heels in love with during his holiday in Italy, turns up out of the blue with her father

The team make preparations for the mayor's costume party, while Stacy is pleasantly surprised to find herself in a meaningful relationship

Everyone's busy making plans for Christmas and Mike finds himself in competition with a monkey

Stacy goes out with an obsessive cabbie, just because he's handsome. Comedy, starring Michael J Fox

The mayor's gift to the city of new public toilets sparks protests from a pressure group who complain the facilities are not designed to accommodate overweight people

Chandler agrees to spend Thanksgiving in a packing crate as penance for kissing Kathy. Monica visits Richard's son, who finds her every bit as attractive as his father did

Things start looking up for the gang as Monica gets a career opportunity that is too good to turn down and Rachel is offered a promotion

Ross embarks on a long-distance relationship, Chandler sets Rachel up with one of his workmates, and Phoebe writes a seasonal song for her friends

Phoebe's half-brother makes a startling announcement and asks a great favour of her, while Joey gets involved in a class struggle

Phoebe learns the result of her pregnancy test, while the friends' competitive spirit gets the better of them

Rachel schemes to get a handsome client to ask her out on a date, while Chandler's girlfriend is driven away by his jealousy. Guest starring Tate Donovan

Rachel comes to regret asking Ross for a favour, and Charlton Heston discovers his co-star Joey in a compromising position on the first day of filming

Ross makes the mistake of agreeing to a game of rugby with Emily's tough English friends, and one of Chandler's old flames turns up out of the blue

Ross arranges a romantic last evening with Emily before she returns to England, but Rachel spoils his plans by organising a farewell party. Comedy, guest starring Helen Baxendale

Ross opens his heart to Emily, and Phoebe receives surprising news about her pregnancy. Chandler and Joey get free adult films on their TV

Rachel's date is ruined when Joshua's parents return home earlier than expected and catch her parading round in a skimpy nightie. With Tate Donovan

Monica and Rachel plot to take back their old apartment from the guys, and there are major changes afoot for Ross and Emily

Chandler reaches the end of his tether over Joey's snoring, and Rachel has a drastic reaction to Ross's engagement

Ross reminisces with Rachel about the good times they had when they were dating, as the invitations go out for his wedding. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer

Joey loses Ross's wedding ring at the stag party, while Phoebe's pregnancy causes her to experience violent mood swings

Part one of two. Chandler, Joey and Monica set off to England for Ross's wedding to Emily, while Rachel and Phoebe stay at home. With Richard Branson and Sarah Ferguson

Three female office employees grow weary of their chauvinistic boss and set out to teach him a lesson. Comedy, starring Dolly Parton, Jane Fonda, Lily Tomlin and Dabney Coleman

Extended version of the panel show hosted by Jimmy Carr, with guests David Hasselhoff, Rachel Riley, Rob Beckett and Justin Moorhouse

The citizens of South Park are moving toward a completely plant-based diet and Cartman is pretty sure the new vegetatrian food in the cafeteria gave him a heart attack

It is Halloween and Randy is dealing with his daughter's marijuana problem, while Butters gets an unexpected surprise when he visits the Egyptian exhibit at the Denver Museum

The Mayor has evidence that Randy blew up his neighbours' yards in protest over homegrown weed and then blamed it on a Mexican Joker and now the townsfolk want to lock him up

An even stronger woman causes big problems for PC Principal, while Cartman, Stan and the rest of the boys meet their match when some girls join their board gamers club

Butt-Head blows off Beavis's ear and tries to reattach it, then the boys think Beavis has died and is now a ghost

A stand-up performance in which the comedian gives his take on issues big and small issues, as well as ones that have not happened yet and ones he has invented in his own head

Part two of two. The American stand-up continues his sketches on the theme of the number two, including a take on interviews, civil war, two guests and 'Duperman'

A satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs

Rachel's clueless sister Amy offers to babysit Emma and ends up giving the unfortunate child a makeover, while Joey writes a letter of recommendation for the Bings

Greg Kinnear guest stars as Charlie's old flame, who is overseeing a grant Ross desperately wants, while Rachel and Monica fight over a peculiar painting

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