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Joe, Sal, Murr and Q attempt to trick receptionists with ridiculous disguises and try to get approval for e-mails. This week's loser has to act as a dance teacher's assistant

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q pose as receptionists, then go fishing for people's luggage at a mall, while this edition's loser has a tough sell on their hands

Everyone's busy making plans for Christmas and Mike finds himself in competition with a monkey

Stacy goes out with an obsessive cabbie, just because he's handsome. Comedy, starring Michael J Fox

The mayor's gift to the city of new public toilets sparks protests from a pressure group who complain the facilities are not designed to accommodate overweight people

A video tape causes friction between Mike and the mayor. Comedy, starring Michael J Fox

Debra gets involved in a dispute with another parent at Ally's baseball match, but Ray fails to take her side because he is afraid of making himself unpopular

Robert's traffic-school students complain they are bored with his class, so he resorts to using a puppet to teach them

Ray begins worrying about his mortality and compiles a list of things he wants to do before he dies. Comedy, starring Ray Romano

Debra clears out all the kids' old baby clothes, making Ray realise she is resigned to not having any more children

Joey wonders why he has started dreaming about dating Monica, and Phoebe finds a police badge at Central Perk

Monica competes with Phoebe in the relationship stakes and Rachel is interviewed for her dream job - but inadvertently kisses her prospective employer

Rachel starts taking cigarette breaks to ingratiate herself with new boss Kim, and Joey competes with Ross's son for a role in a TV commercial

Joey tells everyone about his upcoming TV appearance, little anticipating the surprise awaiting him, and Ross flirts with a pizza-delivery woman

The guys enjoy a ride in a police car, until the mood is broken by the sound of a gunshot. Meanwhile, Rachel accidentally overhears a telephone message meant for Ross

Phoebe asks Chandler to help her convince Gary that it is too soon for them to live together. Guest starring Michael Rapaport

Joey turns up in Las Vegas to begin filming his first major movie role, but receives disappointing news. Phoebe tries to remember why she hates Ross so much

Part one of two. The pals visit Las Vegas, where surprises await them, while Ross misinterprets Rachel's intentions and embarks on a campaign to humiliate her in public

Part two of two. Rachel makes Ross regret playing a prank on her, while Monica and Chandler have a spot of good luck and Joey tries out a get-rich-quick scheme

Ross and Rachel wake up the morning after their impromptu marriage and regret the hasty circumstances of the ceremony, while Joey and Phoebe have a cross-country adventure

Monica and Chandler decide to move in together, but struggle explaining it to Rachel. Meanwhile, Phoebe pleads with Ross to get his marriage annulled

Ross makes a dramatic decision and encourages Chandler and Monica to move in together. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer and Matthew Perry

Ross tries his hand at teaching and adopts an English accent in the process, while Joey suffers a hernia and Rachel discovers her marriage has not been annulled

Rachel forces Ross to annul their marriage, and Phoebe tries her best to look after the triplets. American comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston

Joey and Chandler celebrate their last night as flatmates while Monica frantically tries to arrange Rachel's packing. Comedy, starring Matt LeBlanc and Matthew Perry

An Australian dancer (guest star Elle Macpherson) moves in with Joey and he struggles to refrain from flirting, while Rachel is embarrassed by Phoebe's jogging style

A man learns he has the ability to travel through time and uses the power to improve his love life. Romantic fantasy comedy, with Domhnall Gleeson and Rachel McAdams

The comedian brings his unique brand of social commentary, astute observations and sharp one-liners to Glasgow's SECC, where he performs to a sell-out crowd of 10,000 fans

Part one of two. An upcoming father-and-son picnic causes Cartman to act very strangely indeed

Part two of two. Dr Mephisto is shot just as he is about to name Cartman's father - and Kenny stands to be executed for the crime unless the gang can unmask the real culprit

The pals try to save Ike from the ordeal of being circumcised by making a fake body out of old bones from the butcher

Officer Barbrady learns to read - with help from the driver of the mobile library

Kyle has to visit the school nurse - but is terrified when he sees what is attached to her head

A stand-up performance by the comedian and actor, who talks about his boyish looks, his Jewish girlfriend, his favourite TV shows, Ice-T and a homeless person he met in New York

Thanyia Moore reveals how to ask for more, celebrate success and never let anyone hold you back when you're trying to be you

A satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs

Joey proves a hit with his co-star, and Rachel dates a stranger who seems outwardly charming - until he starts screaming at people. With guest star Ben Stiller

Ross discovers a strange growth on his buttocks, while Phoebe finds it hard to choose between two prospective lovers