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Randy tries, and fails, to impress a girl. Guest starring the Beach Boys. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

Tim decides he would like his fame to spread to Europe and pulls out all the stops when a group of Swedes pay him a visit. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

An old flame of Tim's father turns up wanting to share a disturbing secret. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

Wilson decides it's time to explore a culture he has never bothered with before - his own. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

Vanessa takes over the Halloween haunted house at Boyd's school. American comedy, starring Tim Allen, Nancy Travis, Molly Ephraim and Kaitlyn Dever

American comedy, starring Tim Allen as Mike, a stay-at-home father looking after his three daughters following his wife's promotion

Dara O Briain hosts the quiz, with sixth-formers Leyla, Oisin, and Olly trying to complete a path across or down a board of lettered hexagons to win prizes

Dara O Briain hosts the quiz, with sixth-formers Lava, Aaron, and Elliott trying to complete a path across or down a board of lettered hexagons to win prizes

Stimpy ventures into the inside of his bellybutton, then the friends are stuck in the desert

When TV personality Haggis McHaggis gets booted off the air and out of his mansion in favour of Ren and Stimpy, he is bent for revenge

Part two of two. Rachel makes Ross regret playing a prank on her, while Monica and Chandler have a spot of good luck and Joey tries out a get-rich-quick scheme

Ross and Rachel wake up the morning after their impromptu marriage and regret the hasty circumstances of the ceremony, while Joey and Phoebe have a cross-country adventure

Monica and Chandler decide to move in together, but struggle explaining it to Rachel. Meanwhile, Phoebe pleads with Ross to get his marriage annulled

Ross makes a dramatic decision and encourages Chandler and Monica to move in together. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer and Matthew Perry

Ross tries his hand at teaching and adopts an English accent in the process, while Joey suffers a hernia and Rachel discovers her marriage has not been annulled

Rachel forces Ross to annul their marriage, and Phoebe tries her best to look after the triplets. American comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston

Joey and Chandler celebrate their last night as flatmates while Monica frantically tries to arrange Rachel's packing. Comedy, starring Matt LeBlanc and Matthew Perry

An Australian dancer (guest star Elle Macpherson) moves in with Joey and he struggles to refrain from flirting, while Rachel is embarrassed by Phoebe's jogging style

Phoebe causes a stir at Rachel's workplace, Joey decides to get in touch with his feminine side, and Ross prepares for a date. Guest starring Elle Macpherson

Monica's parents arrive for Thanksgiving, leading to trouble for Chandler, who discovers they do not like him because they think he uses drugs

Joey sets his sights on kissing Janine, while Ross and Monica resurrect their high-school dance routine for a TV programme. Guest starring Elle Macpherson

Joey finally dates Janine, and Rachel worries her apartment furnishings will not satisfy Phoebe's environmental conscience. Guest starring Elle Macpherson

Phoebe causes Monica and Rachel to lose their tempers. Joey takes a job as a waiter, while Ross and Chandler bicker over who made up a raunchy joke

Rachel gives advice on being more independent to her pampered younger sister (Reese Witherspoon) who makes her regret it by flirting with Ross, while Joey gets into trouble at work

Phoebe is mistaken for a porn star, Rachel's sister falls for Ross, and Chandler reveals he is unable to cry. Guest starring Reese Witherspoon

Part one of two. A revelation from Rachel prompts the pals to ponder what might have been if their lives had taken different courses

A failed ice-hockey player with a fiery temper discovers he has a gift for golf, and decides to enter a prestigious tournament. Comedy, with Adam Sandler and Christopher McDonald

Johnathan chooses between bizarre potential suitors in Dating App, while guest star Tiffany Coyne joins the cast for a disco-themed dubbing scene and mind-bending round of Props

Aisha Tyler hosts the improvisation show as regulars Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles are joined by guests Tiffany Coyne and Jonathan Mangum

Guests including Russell Kane, Mark Watson and Louise Redknapp join the irreverent panel show hosted by Jimmy Carr, in which two teams answer questions based on opinion polls

Guests including comedians Johnny Vegas and Joe Lycett join the irreverent panel show hosted by Jimmy Carr, in which two teams answer questions based on opinion polls

The boys meet a new kid in town and are persuaded to go inside his house, where they meet his strange but extremely playful father

Chaos ensues when time travellers from the year 3045 arrive in Colorado and start taking over all the present-day workers' jobs

Beavis and Butt-Head attend an AA meeting to deal with their own alcohol problems, i.e. the problems they have *getting* booze!

After Beavis consumes too much VOLT Cola, he becomes Cornholio and is deported to Mexico by the U.S. Immigration Officers

Beavis finds an unopened can of root beer along the side of the highway, and Butt-head convinces him that it must be shook up before he opens it

Beavis and Butt-head decide to start a band

At Burger World, Beavis and Butt-Head attempt to get workers' compensation

Emmanuel Sonubi presents stand-up performances by fellow comics Sikisa, Alasdair Beckett-King and Kemah Bob

Comedy Central presents this stand up special, which sees fully grown little man Kevin Hart tell tales of marital spats and growing up stupid

Sketch series highlighting the worst and scariest aspects of the modern world, revealing a unique way to deal with behing ghosted

Rachel quits her waitressing job, while Ross accidentally breaks a girl's leg and ends up having to go door to door selling cookies

Rachel's attractive and influential new friend sends Ross into a jealous frenzy, while Chandler cannot remember which of Joey's many sisters he kissed at a party

A chance to buy bargains galore

A chance to buy bargains galore