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7:00 AM
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8:00 AM
Last Man Standing
Mike's willpower is put to the test
Mike's willpower is put to the test when Vanessa challenges him to go vegetarian for a week. Meanwhile, Ed trolls ventriloquist Jeff Dunham on social media

8:35 AM
Last Man Standing
Joe puts Mike's friendship to the test
Vanessa refuses to believe that she needs to slow down, going above and beyond with her grandma responsibilities, while Joe puts Mike's friendship to the test

9:00 AM
Last Man Standing
Mandy and Kyle opt for a home birth
Mandy and Kyle opt for a home birth, but at Mike and Vanessa's house, while Ryan and Chuck team up to construct a state-of-the-art crib

9:30 AM
Last Man Standing
Ryan teaches Mandy how to play chess
Kristin learns what it takes to be in charge at Outdoor Man, while Ryan teaches Mandy how to play chess, but he may be the one getting schooled

10:00 AM
Last Man Standing
Eve tries to switch maths teachers
Eve tries to switch maths teachers because hers has a reputation for being tough - learning an important lesson along the way

10:30 AM
Last Man Standing
Vanessa's sister visits, looking for a loan
Vanessa's freeloading sister visits, looking for a loan, while Mike keeps busy at work by playing a prank on Chuck. US comedy, starring Tim Allen

11:00 AM
Blockbusters
Dara O Briain hosts a reboot of the quiz
Dara O Briain hosts a reboot of the quiz in which students and sixth-formers try to complete a path across or down a board of lettered hexagons

11:30 AM
Blockbusters
Quiz, hosted by Dara O Briain
Dara O Briain hosts the quiz, with sixth-formers Joe, Lynette, and Ayo trying to complete a path across or down the board of lettered hexagons to win prizes

12:00 PM
Daria
Jane falls for a pizza lover
Jane falls for a pizza lover, leaving Daria feeling left out

12:30 PM
Daria
Daria and Jodie partner up for a project
Daria and Jodie partner up for a financial management project

1:00 PM
Friends
Joey tells a fellow cast member that her character is to be killed off
Joey tells a fellow soap cast member that her character is to be killed off, while Rachel and Phoebe sabotage each other's plans to date an attractive man. With Susan Sarandon

1:30 PM
Friends
Chandler hears a startling revelation
Chandler hears a startling revelation about how his relationship with Monica almost failed to get off the ground in London. Rachel teaches Ben to play pranks on Ross

2:00 PM
Friends
Joey and Ross date the same girl
Joey and Ross date the same girl, while Monica fights tooth and nail with a fellow bride-to-be for a special wedding dress

2:30 PM
Friends
Joey is nominated for an award
Joey is nominated for a minor daytime drama award, and Monica realises she will never again feel the thrill of a new romance

3:00 PM
Friends
Monica's attractive cousin visits
Monica is visited by a cousin she has not seen since childhood, whose stunning looks do not go unnoticed by Chandler. Guest starring Denise Richards

3:30 PM
Friends
Rachel meets an old college friend
Rachel meets an old college friend and wonders whether she should confront her about a boozy incident from their past that took a passionate turn. With Winona Ryder

4:00 PM
Friends
Chandler tries to write his marriage vows
With the wedding only four weeks away, Chandler struggles to write his vows and turns to Joey and Ross for much-needed help

4:30 PM
Friends
Chandler reluctantly visits his father
Monica convinces a reluctant Chandler to travel to Las Vegas to invite his estranged father to their wedding, while Rachel gets into trouble for driving Monica's Porsche

5:00 PM
Friends
Part one of two. Chandler goes missing on the eve of his wedding
Part one of two. Chandler's nerves get the better of him on the eve of his wedding. Joey rehearses for a film role, while Phoebe and Rachel make a startling discovery

5:30 PM
Friends
Part two of two. The search for Chandler continues
Part two of two. The gang continues to search for the missing Chandler, who is still suffering premarital jitters. Gary Oldman and Kathleen Turner guest star

6:00 PM
Friends
Rachel contemplates her next move
Rachel tries to decide what to do next, while Phoebe takes some of the heat off her by claiming she is the one who is pregnant. Jennifer Aniston and Lisa Kudrow star

6:30 PM
Friends
Joey proposes to Phoebe
Joey becomes convinced Phoebe is pregnant and proposes to her so she will not have to be a single mother - but Monica quickly tells him the truth

7:00 PM
Friends
Rachel reveals the identity of the father of her baby
Rachel reveals the identity of the father of her baby, while Chandler and Monica go on their honeymoon, but are constantly upstaged by another couple

7:30 PM
Friends
Ross and Rachel argue about why they slept together
Ross and Rachel's attempt to explain how they ended up in bed together descends into an argument about who made the first move

8:00 PM
Friends
Ross is horrified to learn Rachel has a date
Ross is horrified to learn Rachel is going on a date with a handsome soap star, and Chandler sabotages a workmate's chance of promotion

8:30 PM
Friends
Phoebe is attracted to her twin sister's fiance
Phoebe finds herself attracted to twin sister Ursula's fiance at Monica's Halloween party, while Rachel encounters some cruel trick-or-treaters. Guest starring Sean Penn

9:00 PM
Big Trouble in Little China
Comedy fantasy adventure, starring Kurt Russell
A dim-witted but fearless trucker battles a ghostly sorcerer to rescue a friend's fiancee in San Francisco's Chinatown. Comedy fantasy adventure, with Kurt Russell and Kim Cattrall

11:00 PM
Whose Line Is It Anyway? USA
Guest starring The Walking Dead's Lauren Cohan
In Hollywood Director, Colin tackles a Spiderman bank heist scene using unashamed nudity, Elvis impressions and catwalk model poses. Guest starring The Walking Dead's Lauren Cohan

11:30 PM
Whose Line Is It Anyway? USA
With guests Jordin Sparks and Greg Proops
Aisha Tyler hosts the improvisation show as regulars Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles are joined by guests Jordin Sparks and Greg Proops

12:00 AM
8 Out of 10 Cats
With Olly Murs, Kimberly Wyatt, Matthew Crosby and Russell Peters
Guests Olly Murs, Kimberly Wyatt, Matthew Crosby and Russell Peters join team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson. Irreverent panel show hosted by Jimmy Carr

12:30 AM
8 Out of 10 Cats
With Jack Dee, David O'Doherty, Stacey Solomon and Alex James
Guests Jack Dee, David O'Doherty, Stacey Solomon and Alex James join team captains Jon Richardson and Sean Lock on the panel show. Presented by Jimmy Carr

1:00 AM
8 Out of 10 Cats: Best Bits
Extended highlights of the comedy panel show
Extended highlights of the irreverent panel show hosted by Jimmy Carr, with team captains Jon Richardson and Sean Lock

1:30 AM
South Park
Cartman is suspicious of the girls
Cartman is suspicious of the girls when he convinces himself they have a device that can see into the future

2:00 AM
South Park
Mrs Garrison protests against same-sex marriage
Mrs Garrison enlists the children's help in proving same-sex marriage does not work, hoping to prevent Mr Slave and Big Gay Al having a wedding

2:30 AM
Beavis and Butt-Head
Classic comedy
When Beavis and Butt-Head are sick with the flu, they go to the doctor in hopes of getting prescribed mind-altering cold medicine

2:45 AM
Beavis and Butt-Head
Principal McVicker gets fed up with the duo's uncontrollable laughte
Principal McVicker gets fed up with Beavis and Butt-head's uncontrollable laughter on every word that looks dirty to them, he puts them on a No Laughing prohibition

3:00 AM
Beavis and Butt-Head
Classic comedy
Mr. Van Driessen teaches Beavis and Butt-Head how to compose haiku poetry

3:15 AM
Beavis and Butt-Head
Classic comedy
A female biker involves Beavis and Butt-Head in one of her crimes

3:30 AM
Lee Evans: XL Tour
The comedian's 2005 gig in Cardiff
The comedian's gig in Cardiff, part of his 35-date tour, featuring topics such as satellite navigation, hotel porters and romantic experiences in the bath

4:15 AM
Friends
Rachel is offered a promotion
Things start looking up for the gang as Monica gets a career opportunity that is too good to turn down and Rachel is offered a promotion

4:35 AM
Friends
Ross starts a long-distance relationship
Ross embarks on a long-distance relationship, Chandler sets Rachel up with one of his workmates, and Phoebe writes a seasonal song for her friends
