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Joe, Sal, Murr and Q try not to laugh at gags behind a glass mirror and head to the top of Rockefeller Plaza to get opinions on their wedding proposals

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q compete in a four-way job-exchange challenge, and then record people's conversations for strange reasons

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q go to Top of the Rock for some awkward interactions, and play a game of Did They Deserve That? at a bagel shop. Rreturn of the hidden camera show

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q get strangers to protect them from angry security guards at a grocery store and team up to teach presentations on UFOs. The punishment involves a metal concert

Mandy asks Mike to make a politically correct speech at her graduation, but Mike refuses to have any restrictions on his right to free speech. American comedy, starring Tim Allen

Mike and Mandy try to help Vanessa get a new teaching job after she becomes annoying while stuck at home. American comedy, starring Tim Allen

Debra shocks Ray by revealing she would like more time alone, making him fear their marriage may be heading for the rocks. Comedy, starring Ray Romano and Patricia Heaton

Debra plays amateur psychiatrist to discover why a convalescing Robert is being so nasty to everyone

Debra suffers from PMT, so Ray decides to help alleviate her symptoms - but only succeeds in making matters worse. Ray Romano stars

Robert returns to work after sick leave, but soon decides he does not have the nerve to be a policeman any more and pursues a safer career in telemarketing

Joey wonders why he has started dreaming about dating Monica, and Phoebe finds a police badge at Central Perk

Monica competes with Phoebe in the relationship stakes and Rachel is interviewed for her dream job - but inadvertently kisses her prospective employer

Rachel starts taking cigarette breaks to ingratiate herself with new boss Kim, and Joey competes with Ross's son for a role in a TV commercial

Joey tells everyone about his upcoming TV appearance, little anticipating the surprise awaiting him, and Ross flirts with a pizza-delivery woman

The guys enjoy a ride in a police car, until the mood is broken by the sound of a gunshot. Meanwhile, Rachel accidentally overhears a telephone message meant for Ross

Phoebe asks Chandler to help her convince Gary that it is too soon for them to live together. Guest starring Michael Rapaport

Joey turns up in Las Vegas to begin filming his first major movie role, but receives disappointing news. Phoebe tries to remember why she hates Ross so much

Part one of two. The pals visit Las Vegas, where surprises await them, while Ross misinterprets Rachel's intentions and embarks on a campaign to humiliate her in public

Part two of two. Rachel makes Ross regret playing a prank on her, while Monica and Chandler have a spot of good luck and Joey tries out a get-rich-quick scheme

Ross and Rachel wake up the morning after their impromptu marriage and regret the hasty circumstances of the ceremony, while Joey and Phoebe have a cross-country adventure

Monica and Chandler decide to move in together, but struggle explaining it to Rachel. Meanwhile, Phoebe pleads with Ross to get his marriage annulled

Ross makes a dramatic decision and encourages Chandler and Monica to move in together. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer and Matthew Perry

Ross tries his hand at teaching and adopts an English accent in the process, while Joey suffers a hernia and Rachel discovers her marriage has not been annulled

Rachel forces Ross to annul their marriage, and Phoebe tries her best to look after the triplets. American comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston

Joey and Chandler celebrate their last night as flatmates while Monica frantically tries to arrange Rachel's packing. Comedy, starring Matt LeBlanc and Matthew Perry

An Australian dancer (guest star Elle Macpherson) moves in with Joey and he struggles to refrain from flirting, while Rachel is embarrassed by Phoebe's jogging style

A couple seek the aid of a former rival in fighting back against the raucous college sorority that moves in next door to them. Comedy, starring Seth Rogen and Zac Efron

Lolo Jones guests on the comic improv show, with Wayne Brady, Ryan Stiles, Jeff Davis, Colin Mochrie and Aisha Tyler

Adelaide Kane joins host Aisha Tyler and regulars Wayne Brady, Jeff Davis, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles on the comic improv show

Trey Parker and Matt Stone's satirical animation following the adventures of Stan, Cartman, Kenny and Kyle

The boys try to write the most offensive book ever - but when Stan's mum finds it, they pin the blame on Butters. However, their hapless friend is then hailed as a literary genius

Randy deliberately gives himself testicular cancer so that he is allowed to buy medicinal marijuana. Meanwhile, the state bans Cartman's favourite brand of fried chicken

Stan finds himself pressured into joining a social networking website, but quickly becomes annoyed with it - only to find that the site is unwilling to let him leave

Abbi and Ilana experience wardrobe malfunctions and set out on a desperate search for a public toilet. Return of the comedy, starring Ilana Glazer and Abbi Jacobson

Ilana learns she has run out of time to complete her volunteer hours for her food co-op and persuades Abbi to pose as her while she attends a doctor's appointment

The comedian on stage in Glasgow in 2015, musing on economics, art history and diet tips, as well as the rigours of growing up and adapting to his new-found place in the world

The boys wander into an education centre for the free food and join a drawing class in the hope of seeing naked women

Josh Jones, Yuriko Kotani, John Tothill and Chantel Nash discuss topics including scaring people on trains, working in Japan and terrifying schoolkids

Part one of two. As Rachel goes into labour, Chandler and Monica are inspired to find a private hospital room, and Phoebe meets a handsome patient

Part two of two. After 21 hours in labour, Rachel gives birth - but Joey finds Ross's engagement ring and accidently proposes to the new mother

A chance to buy bargains galore

A chance to buy bargains galore