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Joe, Sal, Murr and Q play the 'laugh man standing' challenge, and then try to get strangers to repeat the strange backstory of the Gatto dogs

The guys ask people for help with writing bizarre answers on a questionnaire, and then fall in love with total strangers in the park. The loser has to ruin an autograph session

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q offer ridiculous specials to customers while posing as waiters, and team up at a housekeeping job, doing and saying whatever the others tell them

The guys volunteer to take ridiculous notes to a focus group, and try to get a bystander to back up their story to a store manager after falling into a tower of cereal boxes

Vanessa takes Mike's advice to expand her tutoring business, but becomes frustrated when he gets too involved. Kyle works to become a powerful entrepreneur

Mike and Vanessa disagree over how Eve should handle the situation when her boyfriend fails to invite her to his parents' anniversary party

Ray is disturbed to learn Michael and Geoffrey are playing fairies in the school play, especially as they chose the roles themselves

Stefania, the woman Robert fell head over heels in love with during his holiday in Italy, turns up out of the blue with her father

Ray buys a new vacuum cleaner that is intended to make housework easier for the family, but instead causes friction between Marie and Debra

Marie accuses Debra of not returning a cherished possession of great sentimental value, prompting a full-scale family argument over its whereabouts. Comedy, with Patricia Heaton

Janice wheedles a wedding invitation from Chandler and Monica, while Ross discovers something surprising about his doctoral dissertation and its position in the library

Rachel's assistant Tag spends Thanksgiving with the gang, and a puppy smuggled into the flat by Phoebe unnerves Chandler

Rachel gets a dressing-down at work for dating Tag, while Monica tries to buy her neighbours' friendship

Phoebe plans to return to her flat, and Monica is infuriated by Chandler's inability to tip correctly, while Ross dresses as an armadillo to entertain Ben

Monica turns up uninvited at her cousin's wedding. Chandler and Rachel feel guilty for eating a neighbour's cheesecake that was mistakenly delivered to their apartment

Ross and Joey get trapped on the roof while waiting to watch a meteor shower, and Monica's exhaustion leads to trouble with Chandler

Phoebe encounters a suicidal office worker during her first day as a telemarketer, while Ross and Monica are upset to discover their parents intend to sell their childhood home

The pals celebrate Rachel's 30th birthday and reminisce about their own, including Monica's attempt to hide her intoxication from her parents

Joey tells a fellow soap cast member that her character is to be killed off, while Rachel and Phoebe sabotage each other's plans to date an attractive man. With Susan Sarandon

Chandler hears a startling revelation about how his relationship with Monica almost failed to get off the ground in London. Rachel teaches Ben to play pranks on Ross

Joey and Ross date the same girl, while Monica fights tooth and nail with a fellow bride-to-be for a special wedding dress

Joey is nominated for a minor daytime drama award, and Monica realises she will never again feel the thrill of a new romance

Monica is visited by a cousin she has not seen since childhood, whose stunning looks do not go unnoticed by Chandler. Guest starring Denise Richards

Rachel meets an old college friend and wonders whether she should confront her about a boozy incident from their past that took a passionate turn. With Winona Ryder

With the wedding only four weeks away, Chandler struggles to write his vows and turns to Joey and Ross for much-needed help

Monica convinces a reluctant Chandler to travel to Las Vegas to invite his estranged father to their wedding, while Rachel gets into trouble for driving Monica's Porsche

A bigoted misanthropic writer is drawn out of his self-imposed isolation by his gay neighbour and a waitress. Romantic comedy, starring Jack Nicholson, Helen Hunt and Greg Kinnear

Keegan-Michael Key joins regulars Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles for more irreverant fun on the comic improv show

Aisha Taylor welcomes guest Randy Couture, alongside regulars Wayne Brady, Jonathan Magnum, Ryan Stiles and Colin Mochrie

Aisha Tyler hosts as regulars Wayne Brady, Ryan Stiles, and Colin Mochrie are joined by guest performer Gary Anthony Williams and star guest Mircea Monroe (Episodes)

Clyde's right-wing podcast causes uproar at South Park Elementary, especially with Cartman, while Mr Mackey joins ICE and is welcomed with open arms by President Trump

Cartman takes inspiration from Game of Thrones as he seeks to form alliances in order to acquire an Xbox One on the biggest shopping day of the year

As the countdown to Black Friday continues, Cartman steps up his attempts to manipulate Stan and Kenny

Randy rallies his troops and King Cartman prepares for battle with Princess Kenny as the zombie masses gather outside the mall on Black Friday

Beavis and Butthead adopt a dog

Beavis and Butt-Head screw up their class' fundraising project

The comedian performs a stand-up show, recorded at the famous venue for a global streaming event

Cash-strapped couple Chandler and Monica conceal from each other that they have asked Joey for money. Rachel goes overboard in a bid to make her home baby-friendly

A joke entry on Ross's college website backfires on Chandler, while Joey refuses to give Emma his favourite stuffed toy

A chance to buy bargains galore

A chance to buy bargains galore