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The guys persuade a focus group participant to sign off on different contract items, then must get a stranger to listen to them reading their daughter's diary entries

The guys learn a hard lesson about being kind to food service staff, before giving relationship advice. SNL's Colin Jost gives the losing Joker a shock in his punishment

As Winston and Aly choose a godparent, Winston struggles with the reality of becoming a father. Schmidt returns to work, while Cece takes her turn being a stay-at-home parent

Nick's plan to propose to Jess is thrown off course when they decide to get a dog. Winston sees color for the first time. US comedy, starring Zooey Deschanel

Jen assists Mike with his next vlog and soon tells Vanessa she is considering a marketing degree

In preparing to give a speech announcing her candidacy for state assembly, Vanessa hires then fires both Carol Larabee and Mike as campaign managers

Debra and Ray grow irritated by Robert and Amy's over-the-top displays of affection - especially when the pair start giving them relationship advice. Starring Ray Romano

Gianni is hired to do some work on the kitchen, but infuriates Debra with his laziness. Comedy, starring Ray Romano, Jon Manfrellotti and Patricia Heaton

Amy's brother comes to see her, but soon outstays his welcome. Comedy, starring Ray Romano

Ray and Debra begin telling lies in a bid to cover up previous falsehoods, but Marie soon suspects what they are doing. Comedy, with Ray Romano, Patricia Heaton and Doris Roberts

Rachel begins to feel smothered by Ross's constant attention, Phoebe makes a video for her song Smellycat, and Chandler's new flatmate Eddie causes problems

Joey makes unfortunate comments in an interview, jeopardising his role as Dr Ramoray, and Chandler's flatmate Eddie becomes increasingly annoying. Guest starring Tom Selleck

Chandler begins to have doubts about new flatmate Eddie - just as Joey starts house-hunting. Meanwhile, the girls try to get in touch with their inner selves

Monica's boyfriend makes a good impression on Chandler and Joey. Phoebe gets a shock and Rachel begins to resent Ross planning their future

Chandler and Ross face two bullies at Central Perk, while Monica decides to have a flutter on the stock market. Comedy, guest starring Giovanni Ribisi

Rachel's birthday party is enlivened by two people she did not count on turning up - her parents. Comedy, guest starring Marlo Thomas and Ron Leibman

Phoebe catches chickenpox just as her seafaring boyfriend returns home, while Joey gets a job at Chandler's company. Guest starring Charlie Sheen

The subject of children proves a thorny one for Monica and Richard and Rachel attends her former fiance's wedding

Ross foolishly lets Rachel in on his most secret sexual fantasy, while Phoebe consoles a heartbroken Monica and Chandler gets involved with an old flame whom Joey cannot stand

Ross prepares to make an important speech at the museum, and invites the gang along for moral support - but soon regrets his decision

Phoebe learns she has attracted the unwanted attentions of a stalker, and Monica comes up with a plan to deal with her broodiness. With guest star David Arquette

Chandler ponders the importance of commitment and Phoebe's home truths make her an unpopular choice as Joey's agent

Isabella Rossellini makes Ross's day by dropping into Central Perk. Phoebe's efforts to introduce her half-brother to the city give him the wrong idea about her line of work

Janice persuades the pals to reveal their deepest, darkest secrets about a period in their relationships three years earlier. Comedy starring Matthew Perry, with Maggie Wheeler

Joey gets a job teaching a soap opera acting class, and Monica buys a bed from Janice's husband - but the wrong one is delivered

Phoebe convinces herself she is a walking jinx who keeps causing people to die mysteriously, while Chandler and Janice make a decision about their relationship

Comedy special in which Jeff tackles how much time people dedicate to their devices, the things they spend money on, and cancel culture

Satirical animation following the adventures of Stan, Cartman, Kenny and Kyle, who live in a town famed for its weird and inexplicable happenings

The boys decide to lose the play-offs on purpose when they realise they face an entire summer being taken up by baseball

A bleeding statue of Mary in the next town causes mayhem, and Stan's dad is arrested for drink-driving

Stan persuades the South Park residents to buy hybrid cars, but as everyone starts to enjoy their new ecological purchase, storm clouds begin to gather above the town

Middle-aged Beavis and Butt-Head attend a city council meeting to get their apartment demolished, then the boys struggle to prank a neighbourhood home

The boys fall into a sewer and think they have died and gone to hell, then Butt-Head teaches Beavis a new game, which puts him in the hospital

Jack Dee, Kelly Osbourne, Micky Flanagan and Jamelia join host Jimmy Carr on the irreverent panel show in which teams answer questions based on opinion polls

Guests Nick Grimshaw, Peter Serafinowicz, Daniel Sloss and Rachel Riley join teams captained by Sean Lock and Jon Richardson to answer questions based on opinion polls

Susie McCabe, Daniel Foxx, Horatio Gould and Mary O'Connell cover topics including slimming clubs, Pride parades and wheeler dealer dads

Tony is forced to investigate the feasibility of a very fast train, which looks to be a 30-year project. Amy decides to conduct an office safety audit

The energetic stand-up star rails against the annoyances of modern life in a performance recorded at the National Indoor Arena in Birmingham in 2014

Life isn't easy for the elderly, so Rosie recruits Ed Gamble to help her make them feel less lonely

The American stand-up comedian turns his thoughts to safety issues, performing sketches about fire and the dangers of scented candles

Joey and Chandler celebrate their last night as flatmates while Monica frantically tries to arrange Rachel's packing. Comedy, starring Matt LeBlanc and Matthew Perry

Phoebe causes a stir at Rachel's workplace, Joey decides to get in touch with his feminine side, and Ross prepares for a date. Guest starring Elle Macpherson

A chance to buy bargains galore

A chance to buy bargains galore