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7:00 AM
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8:00 AM
Most Ridiculous
Maisie Adam narrates more of the funniest online videos
Maisie Adam narrates more of the funniest online videos, featuring noisy dogs, classic golf course gaffes and the worst wedding fails

8:35 AM
Most Ridiculous
Featuring clips of the most ridiculous dancers
Maisie Adam narrates more of of the funniest online videos, featuring clips of football flops, the most ridiculous dancers and what dogs are most scared of

9:00 AM
Michael McIntyre's Big Show
With guests Kylie Minogue and Bradley Walsh
Kylie Minogue and Bradley Walsh join Michael at London's Theatre Royal, featuring a special karaoke challenge for members of the audience

10:00 AM
Friends
Rachel struggles to deal with Ross's new relationship
Rachel struggles to deal with Ross's new relationship and turns to Paolo for comfort, while Chandler has a bad experience with Joey's tailor

10:30 AM
Friends
Phoebe manages to unwittingly disgust everyone
Monica goes shopping with Julie and tries to keep it a secret from Rachel. Phoebe manages to unwittingly disgust everyone, while Joey competes with a fellow cologne salesman

11:00 AM
Friends
The gang's neighbour Mr Heckles dies
The gang's strange neighbour Mr Heckles dies, bequeathing all his possessions to Rachel and Monica. Meanwhile, Ross and Phoebe have a disagreement about evolution

11:30 AM
Friends
Phoebe reveals she is married
Phoebe shocks everyone by announcing she is actually married to a gay Canadian ice-skater who needed a Green Card

12:00 PM
Friends
Ross celebrates his birthday
Joey, Rachel and Phoebe admit they cannot afford to join in with Ross's birthday celebrations, and Chandler dates a woman who left a message on his answering machine by mistake

12:30 PM
Friends
Monica inadvertently poisons Ross
Monica inadvertently poisons Ross, and Rachel tries to find a way of breaking bad news about Phoebe's impending gig at Central Perk. Guest starring Chrissie Hynde

1:00 PM
Friends
Rachel confesses all to Ross
Rachel gets drunk and tells Ross she no longer craves his affection - throwing his mind into turmoil, as he had no idea she loved him in the first place

1:30 PM
Friends
Ross draws up a list of Rachel's good and bad points
Ross is unsure whether to romance Rachel, so he draws up a list of her good and bad points - but she accidentally sees the offending document

2:00 PM
Friends
Phoebe learns the truth about her father
Phoebe learns the truth about her father, while a malfunctioning radiator makes Monica's Christmas celebrations steamier than anticipated

2:30 PM
Friends
Joey gets a part in a daytime soap
Rachel meets a man who bears an uncanny resemblance to Ross, while Joey discovers he will have to pass an intimate audition on the casting couch to get a part in a daytime soap

3:00 PM
Friends
Carol and Susan prepare to tie the knot
Carol and Susan prepare for their wedding, and Rachel is stunned to learn her parents are getting a divorce

3:30 PM
Friends
Part one of two. Joey dates a crazed fan
Part one of two. Phoebe falls in love, Ross tries to track down Marcel at San Diego Zoo, and Joey dates a crazed fan. Brooke Shields and Chris Isaak guest star

4:00 PM
Friends
Part two of two. Rachel lands a date with Jean-Claude Van Damme
Part two of two. Rachel lands a date with action-movie star Jean-Claude Van Damme, and Chandler gets his comeuppance for a high-school prank. Guest starring Julia Roberts

4:30 PM
Friends
Rachel sees Ross in a different light
Rachel insists she has no time for Ross, until an old prom video helps her see him in a different light. Meanwhile, Joey gives Chandler an unwanted gift

5:00 PM
Friends
Monica falls for an old family friend
Ross and Rachel consummate their relationship, and it seems romance is also on the horizon for Monica - with a man old enough to be her father. With guest star Tom Selleck

5:30 PM
Friends
Joey decides to move out
Monica's parents discover she is dating their middle-aged friend, and an argument with Chandler prompts Joey to move out of the flat. Guest starring Tom Selleck and Elliott Gould

6:00 PM
Friends
Rachel feels smothered by Ross
Rachel begins to feel smothered by Ross's constant attention, Phoebe makes a video for her song Smellycat, and Chandler's new flatmate Eddie causes problems

6:30 PM
Friends
Eddie becomes increasingly annoying
Joey makes unfortunate comments in an interview, jeopardising his role as Dr Ramoray, and Chandler's flatmate Eddie becomes increasingly annoying. Guest starring Tom Selleck

7:00 PM
Friends
Joey starts house-hunting
Chandler begins to have doubts about new flatmate Eddie - just as Joey starts house-hunting. Meanwhile, the girls try to get in touch with their inner selves

7:30 PM
Friends
Ross plans his future with Rachel
Monica's boyfriend makes a good impression on Chandler and Joey. Phoebe gets a shock and Rachel begins to resent Ross planning their future

8:00 PM
Michael McIntyre's Big Show
With guests Kylie Minogue and Bradley Walsh
Kylie Minogue and Bradley Walsh join Michael at London's Theatre Royal, featuring a special karaoke challenge for members of the audience

9:00 PM
Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
Spoof spy adventure, starring Mike Myers
A sex-mad British secret agent from the 1960s is revived in the 1990s to do battle once again with his arch-enemy. Spoof spy caper, starring Mike Myers and Elizabeth Hurley

11:00 PM
Police Squad!
Frank Drebin investigates a murder
Frank Drebin investigates a murder, and discovers a beautiful blonde is being threatened by her dentist. First episode of the comedy, starring Leslie Nielsen

11:30 PM
Police Squad!
Drebin investigates a boxer's death
Frank Drebin goes undercover to investigate the death of a boxer

12:00 AM
Iain Stirling's Roast the Internet
Comedy entertainment show about the worst things found online
Comedy entertainment show about the worst things on the internet, with Joe Thomas, London Hughes and Harriet Kemsley joining the host on the first edition

1:00 AM
CC Live: Stand Up Shorts
With Dan Tiernan, Sharon Wanjohi, Tatty MacLeod and Dee Allum
Dan Tiernan, Sharon Wanjohi, Tatty MacLeod and Dee Allum cover topics including childhood magic tricks and typical French behaviour
