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The bungling buffoon visits hospital to cure a nasty little problem, and later has trouble sleeping. Starring Rowan Atkinson

The clumsy buffoon goes to the barbers', but ends up dabbling with the other customers' hair. Later on, he decides to attend a school fun day. Starring Rowan Atkinson

Chandler lets slip about Ross's feelings for Rachel while the palaeontologist is on a trip to China, giving her time to decide what to do about the revelation

Part two of two. Rachel lands a date with action-movie star Jean-Claude Van Damme, and Chandler gets his comeuppance for a high-school prank. Guest starring Julia Roberts

Ross foolishly lets Rachel in on his most secret sexual fantasy, while Phoebe consoles a heartbroken Monica and Chandler gets involved with an old flame whom Joey cannot stand

Ross makes a sacrifice for Rachel, Monica faces a difficult decision and Chandler is surprised by Joey's strange choice of gift

Ross discovers a strange growth on his buttocks, while Phoebe finds it hard to choose between two prospective lovers

Monica's boyfriend looks for a new challenge, while Chandler feels his boss is becoming too familiar. Guest starring Robin Williams and Billy Crystal

Chandler falls for Joey's latest date, Rachel discovers her new boyfriend is a thief and Phoebe desperately tries to catch a cold

Rachel's date is ruined when Joshua's parents return home earlier than expected and catch her parading round in a skimpy nightie. With Tate Donovan

Rachel returns from Greece, Chandler proves popular with the womenfolk, and Phoebe is upset about missing out on all the excitement in London

Chandler and Monica's relationship finally becomes public knowledge, and Ross rents a flat opposite the girls. Comedy, starring Courteney Cox and Matthew Perry

An Australian dancer (guest star Elle Macpherson) moves in with Joey and he struggles to refrain from flirting, while Rachel is embarrassed by Phoebe's jogging style

Ross nervously prepares to meet Elizabeth's dad for the first time and Phoebe decides to write a book about Monica and Chandler. Guest starring Bruce Willis

Part one of two. Chandler's plans for a romantic proposal are ruined by Richard's reappearance, and Joey unwittingly buys a boat at an auction. Guest starring Tom Selleck

Part two of two. Monica is left reeling by Richard's proposal, putting pressure on Chandler to bite the bullet and ask her to marry him instead

Ross has difficulty coming to terms with Joey's revelation, but eventually persuades him to tell Rachel how he feels about her, regardless of the consequences

Ross tries to recover his favourite pink shirt from former girlfriend Mona's apartment, and Rachel tries to repair her friendship with Joey by telling him a big lie

Monica is upstaged by Ross while giving the toast at their parents' 35th wedding anniversary party, and Phoebe's boyfriend drives the gang crazy with his enthusiasm

Joey is interviewed by a TV magazine - but insists all his friends come along, hoping they will stop him making a fool of himself

Rachel panics at the thought of caring for her baby and reluctantly agrees to her mother moving in - much to Ross's annoyance

Phoebe holds a coaching session for a nervous Chandler before a job interview. Monica is stung by criticism from a restaurant reviewer, and Ross unwittingly makes Rachel jealous

Phoebe and Monica bet on when Rachel's baby will arrive, while Chandler falls asleep at the premiere of Joey's new film

Part one of two. As Rachel goes into labour, Chandler and Monica are inspired to find a private hospital room, and Phoebe meets a handsome patient

Part two of two. After 21 hours in labour, Rachel gives birth - but Joey finds Ross's engagement ring and accidently proposes to the new mother

Joey tries to tell Rachel that he did not really propose, but cannot get a moment alone with her, while Monica and Chandler continue trying for a baby

A blind man and his deaf friend go on the run to escape a trumped-up murder charge and crooks tracking down a top-secret microchip. Comedy, starring Richard Pryor and Gene Wilder

A sex-mad British secret agent from the 1960s is revived in the 1990s to do battle once again with his arch-enemy. Spoof spy caper, starring Mike Myers and Elizabeth Hurley

Comedy panel show in which the host is joined by GK Barry and Jamali Maddix to pass judgement on jaw-dropping confessions from members of the public

Comedy entertainment show about the worst things on the internet, with Joe Thomas, London Hughes and Harriet Kemsley joining the host on the first edition

A stand-up performance taken from the comedian's 2011 tour, featuring his trademark mix of gags and surprising story-telling

A stand-up special by the American comedian and actress in whcih she gives advice on how to use Facebook and how to avoid making out with homeless men

Jack Rooke's tips on how to live, laugh and love

Monica is upstaged by Ross while giving the toast at their parents' 35th wedding anniversary party, and Phoebe's boyfriend drives the gang crazy with his enthusiasm

Joey is interviewed by a TV magazine - but insists all his friends come along, hoping they will stop him making a fool of himself

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