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Q, Murr and Sal clean out their garages before giving truly spooky presentations, while David Cross brings a sense of danger to the losing joker

Sal, Q and Murr show off the latest fashions for an awestruck crowd, before attempting to find true love. Brooke Shields doles out the punishment for the loser

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q offer ridiculous specials to customers while posing as waiters, and team up at a housekeeping job, doing and saying whatever the others tell them

The guys volunteer to take ridiculous notes to a focus group, and try to get a bystander to back up their story to a store manager after falling into a tower of cereal boxes

James's farming experience finally comes in handy at City Hall, while Stuart and Paul discover they have something in common. Comedy, starring Michael J Fox

Mike helps the mayor come to terms with the death of his father

Debra and Ray make their wills, but struggle to pick guardians for the children. They finally manage to decide - but not everyone is happy. Comedy, starring Ray Romano

Debra is upset by her hippie sister's decision to become a nun, and resolves to prove her new-found faith is just a phase. Comedy, starring Patricia Heaton

Debra upsets Ray by comparing him to his irritating cousin Gerard, so he sets out to seek reassurance from his family. Comedy, starring Ray Romano, Patricia Heaton and Fred Stoller

Debra develops a demanding sexual appetite, which prompts Ray to find out what has brought about the change in his wife

The pals look forward to Phoebe's birthday meal, but Chandler and Monica argue just before setting off and Ross locks Emma inside the flat

Ross amuses Emma by singing Baby Got Back, while Joey and Chandler find an incriminating video in Richard's old apartment

Rachel's sister Amy joins the gang for Thanksgiving, and Monica worries about her best china getting damaged. Guest starring Christina Applegate

Chandler returns from Tulsa to visit Monica, and Rachel goes out with Phoebe for a night on the town, while Ross and Mike find they have nothing in common

Chandler feels glum at having to spend Christmas in Tulsa, so a workmate (guest star Selma Blair) stays behind to keep him company - and ends up making a pass at him

Rachel visits work to show off her baby and immediately clashes with the temp standing in for her, convinced he is trying to steal her job. Guest starring Dermot Mulroney

Rachel tries to make amends with work rival Gavin, but realises she will never get along with him. Ross urges Joey to stay away from Emma's new nanny

In an effort to remind Rachel and Ross of their former happiness together, Joey and Phoebe set them up with their worst possible blind dates

Ross discovers who mugged him as a child. Chandler's internship gets off to an uninspiring start and Joey endures a draining audition. Guest starring Jeff Goldblum

Cash-strapped couple Chandler and Monica conceal from each other that they have asked Joey for money. Rachel goes overboard in a bid to make her home baby-friendly

A joke entry on Ross's college website backfires on Chandler, while Joey refuses to give Emma his favourite stuffed toy

Everyone except Ross decides to play the lottery, but Phoebe throws their tickets away. Chandler waits for an important phone call, and Rachel thinks Emma will soon start talking

Rachel joins Joey on the set of his soap opera, where a love scene makes quite an impression on her, and Chandler plans to whisk Monica away

Joey throws a party for the cast of Days of Our Lives, but refuses to invite his pals in case their behaviour embarrasses him

Chandler and Monica go to a fertility clinic for tests. Ross helps Joey pretend to be intelligent, and Rachel sneaks into a spa for a massage

Monica and Chandler consider their options after learning they cannot conceive a baby naturally, and invite a potential sperm donor round for dinner

Rosie Jones returns with the game show all about judgement and first impressions, with Joe Thomas and Harriet Kemsley joining captains Katherine Ryan and Judi Love

The comedian and Mock the Week host in performance at Edinburgh Playhouse in 2012, combining quick-fire gags and set pieces with plenty of audience interaction

Comedy entertainment show about the worst things on the internet, with Joe Thomas, London Hughes and Harriet Kemsley joining the host on the first edition

The cast perform a vampire scene as aggressive talk-show guests, Jackass stuntmen and Elvis, while pop star Jordin Sparks joins for a samba dubbing scene

Ryan Stiles and Colin Mochrie go through a portal to hell, while guest Tiffany Haddish joins Wayne Brady and Ryan as a three-headed singer harmonising about hot dogs

Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny compete in the rodeo bull-riding event

Chef makes the mistake of suing Capitalist Records and winds up behind bars, so the boys throw a huge concert to raise his bail money. With the voice of Ozzy Osbourne

Stan thinks his spooky pet fish may be involved in a series of murders which have overshadowed Halloween

The boys pay a visit to Cartman's Grandma and experience an unforgettable Christmas

The boys must write an essay for a school project and Tweek suggests they write about the gnomes that visit him every night and steal his underpants

A stand-up show by the comedian, in which she rails against period poverty, the perimenopause and why her mum needs to get out of her house now

Aurie Styla advises people on being a serial killer

Chandler reaches the end of his tether over Joey's snoring, and Rachel has a drastic reaction to Ross's engagement

Ross reminisces with Rachel about the good times they had when they were dating, as the invitations go out for his wedding. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer

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