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Joe, Sal, Murr and Q make scenes while stealing money from the tip jar at a pizzeria, and then go through a text exchange challenge at a food court

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q conduct interviews for DNA testing and cause mischief at the grocery store while wearing bathrobes

The guys must do and say what they are told to while working at the Universal Orlando location of Fast & Furious: Supercharged, where every single refusal counts as a thumbs down

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q try to get customers to call out a ridiculous nickname, and attempt to persuade a stranger to agree with their silly life lessons

Mike tries to seduce Caitlin on a flight to San Francisco and Carter leads a hunger strike. Michael J Fox stars

Mike sets off for Paris in a last-ditch attempt to stop Caitlin marrying Trevor, and Stuart pretends he is producing a calendar for charity just to see Nikki in a swimming costume

The family criticises Ray for not attending Sunday Mass like Frank, prompting him to become a regular churchgoer. Charles Durning guest stars

Robert is injured in the line of duty and Ray realises he is partly responsible. Unfortunately his bedside manner leaves a lot to be desired. Comedy, starring Ray Romano

Debra is angry to discover Ray recorded a Super Bowl game over their wedding video, and forces him to make amends

Ray's efforts to take an interest in one of Ally's hobbies backfire, leaving him searching for a particularly rare trading card to make amends

The guys learn a hard lesson about being kind to food service staff, before giving relationship advice. SNL's Colin Jost gives the losing Joker a shock in his punishment

Double bill. The gang visits Barbados to hear Ross address a convention, but Chandler accidentally ruins the only copy of his keynote speech

Rachel and Joey struggle to find the words to tell Ross about their kiss in Barbados, while Phoebe makes the alarming discovery that Mike has a girlfriend

Ross invites Joey and Rachel to dinner with him and Charlie. Frank Jr tries to talk Phoebe into taking care of one of his triplets, while the Bings learn more about adoption

Ross treats himself to a spray tan, but fails to follow the instructions, while Rachel and Joey's first night together proves an awkward occasion. With Jennifer Coolidge

Emma's first birthday takes an unexpected turn with the delivery of a bawdy birthday cake. Guest starring Elliott Gould

Rachel's clueless sister Amy offers to babysit Emma and ends up giving the unfortunate child a makeover, while Joey writes a letter of recommendation for the Bings

Greg Kinnear guest stars as Charlie's old flame, who is overseeing a grant Ross desperately wants, while Rachel and Monica fight over a peculiar painting

Phoebe and Mike argue about what to do with their wedding fund. Ross discovers Rachel is afraid of swings, and the Bings worry Joey may have jeopardised their adoption hopes

Monica cooks Thanksgiving dinner, but the others turn up late, so she and Chandler angrily lock them out - until an unexpected phone call changes their mood completely

Monica and Chandler meet the mother of the baby they plan to adopt, while Joey regrets dating one of Phoebe's friends

Rachel and Phoebe spot Chandler sneaking around with a beautiful blonde and follow him to a large house in the suburbs

Joey appears on a quiz show, but ends up costing his partner the prize money. Phoebe's hen party revellers get a surprise. With Danny DeVito and Donny Osmond

Phoebe's big day arrives, but wedding planner Monica and stand-in father of the bride Joey take their roles a little too seriously

The comedian hosts from London'sTheatre Royal Drury Lane, with guests Dermot O'Leary, Tony Hadley and Tom Kerridge, and music from Jess Glynne

Joe Wilkinson, Ellie Taylor, Natalie Cassidy and Gabby Logan join captains Jon Richardson and Sean Lock on an extended edition of the irreverent panel show, hosted by Jimmy Carr

Rosie Jones returns with the game show all about judgement and first impressions, with Joe Thomas and Harriet Kemsley joining captains Katherine Ryan and Judi Love

Wayne, Ryan and Colin sing a doo-wop tribute to Rachel, who died in a tragic breakfast accident, while Scenes from a Hat topics include flight attendants and speaking body parts

Ryan and Colin tackle a gang of international criminals with the help of audience member noises, while the cast also make a visit to an adult-themed Sesame St in Scenes from a Hat

Kyle and Stan feel like they have lost their best friend when Chef is entranced by the girl of his dreams, while Cartman is upset when he has to go to the optician

Cartman stumbles across an annoying dinosaur species thought to be extinct

The boys arrange a fight between Tweek and Craig, but find neither of them has the necessary combat skills or killer instinct. Meanwhile, Kenny starts taking home economics classes

The Sexual Harassment Panda visits the school, giving Cartman the idea of suing Stan

The comedian hosts from London'sTheatre Royal Drury Lane, with guests Dermot O'Leary, Tony Hadley and Tom Kerridge, and music from Jess Glynne

The Great British Bake Off: An Extra Slice host Tom Allen hows viewers around his (parents') home, while People Just Do Nothing star Allan Mustafa gives a tour of his home studio

A satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs

Part two of two. While preparing for Ross's wedding in London, Rachel tries to get a flight out to declare her love to him before he marries Emily

Surrogate mum Phoebe goes into labour and gives birth to triplets, but it proves harder than she had thought to hand them over to her brother

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