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7:00 AM
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8:00 AM
Michael McIntyre's Big Show
An evening of comedy and music at the London Palladium
An evening of entertainment, recorded live at the London Palladium. Rylan hand over his phone in Send to All, and there is music from Joel Corry and Tom Grennan

9:00 AM
Impractical Jokers: Outtakes and Chill
Q and Murr enjoy never-before-seen outtakes from the last few years
Q and Murr enjoy never-before-seen outtakes from the last few years, as they wait for Sal to show up with dinner in this special episode

9:30 AM
Impractical Jokers: The Inspired Unemployed
Australian version of the prank show, starring Matt Ford and Jack Steele
Australian version of the prank show, starring Matt Ford and Jack Steele. The duo act as receptionists and create chaos among the clients

10:00 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Ray appears on a TV sports show
Ray's relatives reluctantly tell him the brutal truth about his performance as a panellist on Roy Firestone's live TV sports show. American comedy, starring Ray Romano

10:30 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Ray goes to parenting classes
Ray attends classes to learn a range of parenting skills - which he then uses to keep Frank and Marie in line. Ray Romano stars

11:00 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Ray takes Robert out on the town
Ray reluctantly agrees to take Robert out on the town - but makes the mistake of revealing that the evening was not his idea

11:30 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
A piano brings back memories
Ray resumes the piano lessons he gave up 25 years earlier, and begins wondering why he ever stopped in the first place. Comedy, starring Ray Romano

12:00 PM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Ray's golfing form falters
Ray tricks Debra into letting him play golf - but struggles to put a good round together as he contends with a guilty conscience. Comedy, starring Ray Romano

12:30 PM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Ray discovers his parents planned to divorce when he was a child
Ray is shocked to discover his parents planned to divorce when he was a child, and only stayed together to help him recover from an accident

1:00 PM
Impractical Jokers: Fantasy Draft
With basketball stars Mo Bamba and Terrence Ross
Joey Fatone joins forces with basketball stars Mo Bamba and Terrence Ross to assemble the ultimate professional Impractical Jokers team

1:30 PM
Friends
Rachel's sister looks after Emma
Rachel's clueless sister Amy offers to babysit Emma and ends up giving the unfortunate child a makeover, while Joey writes a letter of recommendation for the Bings

2:05 PM
Friends
Rachel and Monica fight over a peculiar painting
Greg Kinnear guest stars as Charlie's old flame, who is overseeing a grant Ross desperately wants, while Rachel and Monica fight over a peculiar painting

2:40 PM
Friends
Ross discovers Rachel's worst fear
Phoebe and Mike argue about what to do with their wedding fund. Ross discovers Rachel is afraid of swings, and the Bings worry Joey may have jeopardised their adoption hopes

3:10 PM
Friends
Monica cooks Thanksgiving dinner
Monica cooks Thanksgiving dinner, but the others turn up late, so she and Chandler angrily lock them out - until an unexpected phone call changes their mood completely

3:45 PM
Friends
Joey dates one of Phoebe's friends
Monica and Chandler meet the mother of the baby they plan to adopt, while Joey regrets dating one of Phoebe's friends

4:15 PM
Friends
Rachel and Phoebe spot Chandler with a blonde beauty
Rachel and Phoebe spot Chandler sneaking around with a beautiful blonde and follow him to a large house in the suburbs

4:45 PM
Friends
With Danny DeVito and Donny Osmond
Joey appears on a quiz show, but ends up costing his partner the prize money. Phoebe's hen party revellers get a surprise. With Danny DeVito and Donny Osmond

5:20 PM
Friends
Phoebe and Mike's wedding day arrives
Phoebe's big day arrives, but wedding planner Monica and stand-in father of the bride Joey take their roles a little too seriously

6:00 PM
Friends
Joey tries to learn French
Joey persuades Phoebe to teach him French for an important audition, while Monica and Chandler show a pregnant Erica the sights of New York

6:30 PM
Friends
Monica and Chandler go house-hunting
Rachel heads to a restaurant for a job interview, only to find herself sitting at a table within earshot of her current boss. Meanwhile, Monica and Chandler go house-hunting

7:00 PM
Friends
Joey's agent dies
Phoebe learns Joey's agent has died, but he is so upset about his friends moving away that she decides not to tell him. Meanwhile, Rachel worries about relocating to France

7:35 PM
Friends
Rachel prepares to leave for Paris
The gang throws a going-away party for Rachel, but she prefers to say her goodbyes individually. Monica packs for her new life in the suburbs with Chandler

8:00 PM
Friends
Double bill. Last-ever episode of the comedy
Double bill. The last-ever episode of the comedy. Monica and Chandler wait for Erica to give birth and Rachel gets ready to start her job in Paris

9:00 PM
Crocodile Dundee
Comedy, starring Paul Hogan
An Australian hunter with a larger-than-life reputation accompanies a reporter from the Outback to the urban jungle of Manhattan. Comedy, starring Paul Hogan and Linda Kozlowski

10:55 PM
Jimmy Carr's Am I the A**hole?
A man who steals from shopping trollies
GK Barry, Jamali Maddix and the host pass judgement on a man who steals from shopping trollies, while a mother and daughter settle an awkward dispute

11:55 PM
Whose Line Is It Anyway? USA
With guest Katie Cassidy
Brad Sherwood chooses between a bizarre character line-up in Let's Make a Date, while Wayne Brady and Brad combine for a Mick Jagger-style duet about guest Katie Cassidy

12:25 AM
Whose Line Is It Anyway? USA
With star guest Verne Troyer
Aisha Tyler hosts as regulars Wayne Brady, Ryan Stiles, and Colin Mochrie are joined by guest performer Nyima Funk and star guest and Mini-Me personification Verne Troyer

12:55 AM
Whose Line Is It Anyway? USA
With star guest Darren Criss
Aisha Tyler hosts as regulars Wayne Brady, Ryan Stiles, and Colin Mochrie are joined by guest performer Jeff Davis and star guest Darren Criss (Glee)

1:25 AM
South Park
Part one of three. The boys tackle terrorists
Part one of three. An encounter with a leprechaun leads the boys to a bizarre world where anything can happen, but a terrorist attack leaves them facing a tough choice

1:55 AM
South Park
Part two of three. Stan and Kyle are held captive
Part two of three. Stan and Kyle are held captive by government agents determined to find a way into Imaginationland, while Cartman tries to win a bet

2:25 AM
South Park
Part three of three. Stan fights for his life
Part three of three. Stan and Butters fight for their lives against an army of imaginary evil forces, and the Supreme Court declares war

2:55 AM
Al Murray Live - Barrel of Fun
Stand-up from London's Hammersmith Apollo
Stand-up from London's Hammersmith Apollo. Al Murray takes on topics including the difference between men and women, the Pope, and squirrels

4:15 AM
Friends
Monica prepares a Valentine's Day surprise
Monica prepares a Valentine's Day surprise for Chandler, while Ross has difficulty telling girlfriend Mona that Rachel has moved in

4:35 AM
Friends
Joey confesses his feelings to Rachel
Ross has difficulty coming to terms with Joey's revelation, but eventually persuades him to tell Rachel how he feels about her, regardless of the consequences

