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The comedy star returns with his annual festive special, featuring Chris Kamara playing Send to All and Katherine Jenkins providing the music

Q, Murr, Sal and Joe share some TMI texts with strangers, then try to sabotage each other at a dating event. Plus, the loser gets a special donation from one of the other guys

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q cruise a food court while sending texts to strangers, then throw caution to the wind

Ray and the family attend an open day at the twins' school, during which first-grader Michael shocks them by reading out a story obviously based on their constant bickering

Frank becomes jealous when Marco begins spending time with Marie, and insists they end their friendship. Starring Peter Boyle

Ray loses his wedding ring and is propositioned by an attractive woman at the airport, so a jealous Debra decides to get her own back

Ray and Debra try to conceal an embarrassing accident, but their lies send Frank into a DIY frenzy that puts him in hospital

Debra and Marie hatch an elaborate plan to get Amy back with Robert - but only succeed in driving her into the arms of an all-too-eager Gianni

The Barones watch Geoffrey having trouble getting the hang of a game, but Ray learns the hard way that his son's lack of ability should not interfere with his enjoyment

Monica prepares a Valentine's Day surprise for Chandler, while Ross has difficulty telling girlfriend Mona that Rachel has moved in

Ross has difficulty coming to terms with Joey's revelation, but eventually persuades him to tell Rachel how he feels about her, regardless of the consequences

Ross tries to recover his favourite pink shirt from former girlfriend Mona's apartment, and Rachel tries to repair her friendship with Joey by telling him a big lie

Monica is upstaged by Ross while giving the toast at their parents' 35th wedding anniversary party, and Phoebe's boyfriend drives the gang crazy with his enthusiasm

Joey is interviewed by a TV magazine - but insists all his friends come along, hoping they will stop him making a fool of himself

Rachel panics at the thought of caring for her baby and reluctantly agrees to her mother moving in - much to Ross's annoyance

Phoebe holds a coaching session for a nervous Chandler before a job interview. Monica is stung by criticism from a restaurant reviewer, and Ross unwittingly makes Rachel jealous

Phoebe and Monica bet on when Rachel's baby will arrive, while Chandler falls asleep at the premiere of Joey's new film

Part one of two. As Rachel goes into labour, Chandler and Monica are inspired to find a private hospital room, and Phoebe meets a handsome patient

Part two of two. After 21 hours in labour, Rachel gives birth - but Joey finds Ross's engagement ring and accidently proposes to the new mother

Joey tries to tell Rachel that he did not really propose, but cannot get a moment alone with her, while Monica and Chandler continue trying for a baby

Chandler falls asleep in a meeting - with disastrous consequences - and Rachel searches for a solution to baby Emma's non-stop crying

Monica accepts a job offer from a renowned Manhattan restaurant. Phoebe and Joey agree to find dates for each other and Rachel's paediatrician drops her from his roster of clients

Phoebe's fear that she is about to lose her boyfriend is compounded by Ross's foolish comments, and Monica makes a startling discovery about Chandler while visiting him in Tulsa

The pals look forward to Phoebe's birthday meal, but Chandler and Monica argue just before setting off and Ross locks Emma inside the flat

Ross mocks Rachel's decision to hire a sensitive male nanny (guest star Freddie Prinze Jr), while Phoebe's love life is complicated by the return of a former boyfriend

GK Barry, Jamali Maddix and Jimmy pass judgement on a flatmate who uses radioactive material to get her own way, and a woman obsessed with STI checks

A stand-up performance in which the comedian explains what makes Britain so great, sets the mood for his philosophical musings, and wonders why sex is always better in a hotel

A stand-up special by the comedian, revealing the sharp wit and dirty mind behind his mild mannered demeanour

Wrestling superstars The Bella Twins guest on the comic improv show, with regulars Wayne Brady, Jeff Davis, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles

Aisha Taylor hosts the comic improv show, with guest Kathie Lee Gifford, and regulars Wayne Brady, Brad Sherwood, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles

Heather Morris joins host Aisha Tyler and regulars Wayne Brady, Brad Sherwood, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles

Maisie Adam narrates more of the funniest online videos, featuring silly students and ridiculous swimmers and revealing how not to impress a date

Comedian Maisie Adam narrates another batch of comical clips, including sailing slip-ups and bowling fails, and the winner of humans versus technology

Cartman undergoes a personal journey, while the boys investigates a mystery at the planetarium

The boys build rival clubhouses and Stan invites Wendy to take part in a game of truth or dare

Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny compete in the rodeo bull-riding event

Thanyia Moore reveals how to ask for more, celebrate success and never let anyone hold you back when you're trying to be you

A performance from the comedian's 2011 tour, recorded in front of an audience of 13,000 fans at Manchester Arena, in which he reveals how becoming a star has changed his life

A satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs

Part one of two. Chandler, Joey and Monica set off to England for Ross's wedding to Emily, while Rachel and Phoebe stay at home. With Richard Branson and Sarah Ferguson

Part two of two. While preparing for Ross's wedding in London, Rachel tries to get a flight out to declare her love to him before he marries Emily

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