Comedy Central Wednesday

Kenny decides that taking his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert might earn him some affection, but his dreams are crushed when purity rings are handed out at the event

Cartman takes it upon himself to keep order in South Park, becoming the town's sole vigilante until a rival superhero known as Mysterion challenges him

The town struggles to cope with the economic downturn, prompting Kyle to pay off everyone's debts with his credit card

Nile Rodgers and Chic surprise members of the audience, Jonathan Ross hands over his phone for Send to All, and Chris and Rosie Ramsey are rudely awakened for a Midnight Gameshow

A satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs

The girls spend a night indoors spying on a good-looking neighbour with White House connections, while Joey and Chandler take Ross to a ice hockey game to keep his mind busy

Phoebe and Chandler decide to break up with their partners, while Ross joins Rachel on her first trip to a launderette - where a machine shortage leads to a tense stand-off

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