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6:00 AM
Cruise TV with LoveitBookit
Teleshopping for all things cruise-related
Teleshopping for all things cruise-related, including the hottest destinations, ground-breaking ships and the latest deals

7:00 AM
Cruise TV with LoveitBookit
Teleshopping for all things cruise-related
Teleshopping for all things cruise-related, including the hottest destinations, ground-breaking ships and the latest deals

8:00 AM
Michael McIntyre's The Wheel
Guests include Dermot O'Leary, Jessica Ennis-Hill, Roman Kemp and Adam Kay
The comedian hosts the game show, joined by Dermot O'Leary, Jessica Ennis-Hill, Roman Kemp, Adam Kay, Angela Scanlon, Kay Burley and Alex Brooker

9:00 AM
Michael McIntyre's Big Show
With Holly Willoughby and Perrie Edwards, and music by Busted vs McFly
Holly Willoughby plays Remember Me, and Perrie Edwards is woken up for a Midnight Gameshow. With music by Busted vs McFly

10:00 AM
Friends
Ross makes a sacrifice for Rachel
Ross makes a sacrifice for Rachel, Monica faces a difficult decision and Chandler is surprised by Joey's strange choice of gift

10:30 AM
Friends
Joey's play gets terrible reviews
Joey proves a hit with his co-star, and Rachel dates a stranger who seems outwardly charming - until he starts screaming at people. With guest star Ben Stiller

11:00 AM
Friends
Ross finds a growth on his buttocks
Ross discovers a strange growth on his buttocks, while Phoebe finds it hard to choose between two prospective lovers

11:30 AM
Friends
Guest starring Robin Williams and Billy Crystal
Monica's boyfriend looks for a new challenge, while Chandler feels his boss is becoming too familiar. Guest starring Robin Williams and Billy Crystal

12:00 PM
Friends
Phoebe receives shocking news
Phoebe receives shocking news about her past, while Monica mourns her previous relationships, prompting Chandler to offer his services as a boyfriend

12:30 PM
Friends
Ross faces the music
Ross goes through with his wedding to Emily, despite his massive blunder - but she sneaks out of a window at the reception, declaring she never wants to see him again

1:00 PM
Michael McIntyre's Big Show
With Holly Willoughby and Perrie Edwards, and music by Busted vs McFly
Holly Willoughby plays Remember Me, and Perrie Edwards is woken up for a Midnight Gameshow. With music by Busted vs McFly

2:00 PM
Michael McIntyre's The Wheel
Guests include Dermot O'Leary, Jessica Ennis-Hill, Roman Kemp and Adam Kay
The comedian hosts the game show, joined by Dermot O'Leary, Jessica Ennis-Hill, Roman Kemp, Adam Kay, Angela Scanlon, Kay Burley and Alex Brooker

3:00 PM
Friends
Rachel returns from Greece
Rachel returns from Greece, Chandler proves popular with the womenfolk, and Phoebe is upset about missing out on all the excitement in London

3:30 PM
Friends
Surrogate mum Phoebe goes into labour
Surrogate mum Phoebe goes into labour and gives birth to triplets, but it proves harder than she had thought to hand them over to her brother

4:00 PM
Friends
Ross faces a dilemma
Emily makes a request that could change Ross's life for ever. Chandler upsets Monica, and Joey challenges Phoebe to perform a completely selfless act

4:30 PM
Friends
Joey discovers Chandler's secret romance
Ross delivers devastating news to Rachel - he cannot spend time with her while Emily is in New York. Meanwhile, Joey discovers Chandler's secret romance

5:00 PM
Friends
The pals recall previous Thanksgivings
The pals digest a huge Thanksgiving meal and reminisce about their worst holiday experiences, including the time a teenage Monica overheard Chandler calling her fat

5:30 PM
Friends
Ross turns to Joey for employment advice
Ross turns to Joey for advice on being unemployed, and Rachel is disturbed by her new boyfriend's relationship with his sister

6:00 PM
Friends
The pals make New Year's resolutions
The pals announce New Year's resolutions and Chandler enlists Joey's help so he can kiss Monica at midnight. Comedy, starring Matthew Perry and Courtney Cox

6:30 PM
Friends
Chandler's behaviour annoys Monica
Monica is annoyed by the fake laugh Chandler uses at work whenever his boss cracks a joke and the gang gets a shock when Ross introduces his new girlfriend

7:00 PM
Mr Bean
The bumbling hero visits the fair
The bumbling hero tries his level best to turn a babysitting job into a fun-packed day at the fair. Slapstick comedy, starring Rowan Atkinson

7:30 PM
Mr Bean
The clumsy hero lives up to his reputation during a visit to a school
An orientation day gives the hapless Mr Bean a chance to revisit his school days. Comedy, starring Rowan Atkinson

8:00 PM
Mr Bean
The hapless fool plays crazy golf
Rowan Atkinson's comic alter ego visits the launderette, managing to lose his trousers along the way, then treats himself to a chaotic game of crazy golf

8:30 PM
Mr Bean
The bungling buffoon has trouble sleeping
The bungling buffoon visits hospital to cure a nasty little problem, and later has trouble sleeping. Starring Rowan Atkinson

9:00 PM
Lethal Weapon 3
Action thriller sequel, with Mel Gibson and Danny Glover
Detectives Riggs and Murtaugh go on the trail of a former policeman selling impounded weaponry to criminal gang bosses. Action thriller sequel, starring Mel Gibson and Danny Glover

11:20 PM
Jimmy Carr's Am I the A**hole?
Wilf Webster from The Traitors confesses to inviting his mum on his honeymoon
Jimmy, GK Barry and Jamali Maddix pass judgement on jaw-dropping confessions, including Wilf Webster from The Traitors, who invited his mum on his honeymoon

12:20 AM
8 Out of 10 Cats: Bumper Edition
Compilation of highlights from 2012
Compilation from 2012 featuring highlights of the panel show hosted by Jimmy Carr, with teams captained by Jon Richardson and Sean Lock

1:10 AM
8 Out of 10 Cats: Bumper Edition
With Sarah Millican, Stephen Mangan and Joe Wilkinson
Sarah Millican, Stephen Mangan and Joe Wilkinson are among the guests joining captains Jon Richardson and Sean Lock on a festive edition of the panel show. Hosted by Jimmy Carr

2:00 AM
South Park
Club sports take over Craig's afternoons and weekends
When club sports take over Craig's afternoons and weekends, Tweek signs up to spend more time with him, but soon his whole family are struggling to keep up with the demands

2:30 AM
Whose Line Is It Anyway? USA
With Jonathan Mangum and Wanya Morris
Aisha Tyler hosts as regulars Wayne Brady, Ryan Stiles, and Colin Mochrie are joined by guest performer Jonathan Mangum and star guest and Boyz II Men member Wanya Morris

3:00 AM
Dragony Aunts
Chat show, with Crystal Rasmussen and Candy Warhol
Chat show in which drag stars Crystal Rasmussen and Candy Warhol offer advice for solving personal problems

3:10 AM
Jimmy Carr: Comedy Central Live 2
A stand-up performance
A stand-up performance in which the comedian explains what makes Britain so great, sets the mood for his philosophical musings, and wonders why sex is always better in a hotel

3:30 AM
Mike Judge's Beavis and Butt-Head
When he loses his braces, Butt-Head realises he is beautiful
When he loses his braces, Butt-Head realises he is beautiful, then middle-aged Butt-Head suffers a heart attack and it is up to Beavis to save him

3:50 AM
Mike Judge's Beavis and Butt-Head
The friends try to get AI to do their homework
Middle-aged Beavis and Butt-Head work for their childhood hero Todd, then the friends try to get AI to do their homework

4:15 AM
Guessable?
With Rosie Jones, Jordan Grey, Sam Campbell and Thanyia Moore
Sara Pascoe, Alan Davies, Darren Harriott and John Kearns welcome Rosie Jones, Jordan Grey, Sam Campbell and Thanyia Moore to play another round of absurd guessing games

