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Claire struggles to get hold of the year's must-have gadget for Phil's birthday, while Mitchell decides it is time to toughen up. Comedy, starring Julie Bowen

Jay and Phil compete for the position of a basketball coach, while Mitchell introduces Cameron to a prospective employer. Comedy, starring Ed O'Neill and Ty Burrell

Comedy clips showcasing amusing internet videos featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorcycle and bicycle variety

Dorset-based couples Sue and Shaun, John and Livi, and Sam and Emma compete for the £1,000 prize, starting with a Mediterranean-inspired menu

Chef Gordon Ramsay heads to the Greek at the Harbour restaurant in southern California, where owner Makis Mikelatos works 17 hours a day, seven days a week

Chef Gordon Ramsay heads to Mike & Nellie's Steakhouse in Oakhurst, New Jersey, where the owner is mourning his father, who was also his business partner

Wedding bells ring for the final couple in the experiment, before all five sets of newly-weds jet off to Panama for their honeymoons

Nerves jangle as Luke and Manny face their first day at high school. Cam takes on a substitute gig, leaving Mitch to look after Lily

Gloria panics when Joe is deemed too aggressive, and Cam spins Lily a little white lie about her missing cat, but it soon spirals out of control

Apu makes money by turning the Kwik-E-Mart into a tourist attraction and Lisa fears her genetic make-up means she will follow in her family's footsteps and end up stupid

Bart is horrified at Marge's attempts to make him befriend Ralph Wiggum - until he learns his police chief dad has a master key to every shop in Springfield

Bart decides he wants a little brother, and unofficially adopts a youngster named Charlie from the local orphanage. With the guest voice of Kim Cattrall (Sex and the City)

Grampa bumps into a newspaper columnist who becomes fascinated with his life and writes a series of stories about him, but Homer becomes suspicious of the journalist's motives

Jake makes an arrest without much proof, and so has to spend the next 48 hours collecting enough evidence to keep his suspect in custody. Comedy, starring Andy Samberg

Jake's dreams come true when he gets the chance to spend the day with his hero, veteran crime reporter Jimmy Brogan, but their encounter has unexpected consequences

The adults take a trip to Las Vegas, where Phil spends most of his time with his magician heroes and Mitch runs into an ex-boyfriend. Stephen Merchant guest stars

Plans for a relaxed evening at Jay's turn out to be anything but, Mitchell is not happy with a gift from Cam's dad, and Phil and Gloria get scissor-happy at her old salon

The Dunphys and Pritchetts head Down Under so Phil can get in touch with his Australian roots, and Mitch and Cam meet up with an old friend they both hate. Rhys Darby guest stars

Phil tracks down the record he lost his virginity to, Claire accuses Cameron of being a snob when he refuses her daughter's hand-me-downs, and Jay enters Stella into a dog show

Homer realises he knows very little about Lisa and tries to fill the gaps in his knowledge by hiring a dodgy private detective to spy on her. With the guest voice of Elliott Gould

Homer takes Ned Flanders' advice and starts praying regularly, hoping God will lend a sympathetic ear and make it possible for him to buy a better home

Bart separates from his parents and moves into a loft apartment, where his neighbours are punk band Blink-182 and skateboarding hero Tony Hawk

Homer develops a ravenous appetite for a new spare rib sandwich, while Lisa is offered a college scholarship - but only if she agrees to deliberately lose a spelling contest

Homer builds a robot for Bart to enter the Robot Rumble TV show, but finds the task harder than expected and resorts to trickery

Homer's new snowplough business proves an unexpected success, but drives a wedge between him and Barney. Featuring the voices of Linda Ronstadt and Adam West

One of the brides receives a surprise gift on her honeymoon in Panama. Two other newly-weds struggle to deal with a massive bombshell

Dating guru Anna Williamson visits Coleen Nolan at her day job in the Loose Women studios, before sending her on a date with a joker

The armchair critics share their opinions on Squid Game and Strictly Come Dancing, and BBC news coverage of the Facebook outage

A look at back at the times the pickers got it spot on and chose their perfect date, including some of the success stories that led to romance and happy endings

Science technician Ian has a date with shy nursery nurse Stacie and glamorous 22-year-old dental nurse Cece is looking for someone who can see that beauty is more than skin deep

Dating guru Anna Williamson visits Coleen Nolan at her day job in the Loose Women studios, before sending her on a date with a joker

One of the brides receives a surprise gift on her honeymoon in Panama. Two other newly-weds struggle to deal with a massive bombshell

Marge campaigns against a violent sport that has captivated Springfield's male population, antagonising promoter Chett Englebrecht, who challenges her to a fight

Dracula, the Wolf Man, the Mummy and Frankenstein's monster gatecrash a Halloween party at 742 Evergreen Terrace, getting tipsy before trying their luck with the ladies

When Adam takes Beverly to her high-school reunion, he tries to prevent a reality where she winds up with the wrong man

An 11-year-old boy captures his family on video as they grow up in the 1980s. First episode of the comedy, starring Jeff Garlin and Wendi McLendon-Covey

Fun-loving groom-to-be Liam wants a wedding day that really celebrates his native Isle of Wight, but his future wife Kandi is hoping for a more conventional day

Claire is suspicious when Grandpa Dunphy pays a surprise visit, while Cameron tries to find his inner drummer, and Jay and Gloria regret taking Manny to see a horror film

Jay discovers Gloria has planned a romantic getaway to Hawaii for his birthday. Starring Ed O'Neill and Sofia Vergara

Comedy clips showcasing amusing internet videos on the themes of food and animals