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Jay and Claire help Manny and Luke with a school project - building capsules to best protect an egg in a two-storey drop

Lily utters her first expletive during her debut as a flower girl, and Claire goes head to head with Duane Bailey in a televised debate for the town council seat

Comedy clips showcasing amusing internet videos featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorcycle and bicycle variety

Aussies Karla and Aiden begin the contest in south London, entertaining Delilah, Laurence, Jane and John with a modern menu inspired by their first rendezvous

The chef travels to Fishtown, Philadelphia, where he tries to help the owners of the Hot Potato Cafe, which has not made a profit in two years

The chef travels to Flamangos restaurant in Whitehouse, New Jersey, where he tries to help the owners turn around the business's fortunes

A holiday themed episode celebrates people's hilarious reactions to presents, including a boy who gets a pony and ignores it. Plus, decoration disasters

Harry makes a move on Brianna but just as sparks start to fly, he picks up an injury. Meanwhile, Anthony's so sick of Tzarina that he considers his future on the boat

Marge campaigns against a violent sport that has captivated Springfield's male population, antagonising promoter Chett Englebrecht, who challenges her to a fight

Dracula, the Wolf Man, the Mummy and Frankenstein's monster gatecrash a Halloween party at 742 Evergreen Terrace, getting tipsy before trying their luck with the ladies

Marge poses for a charity calendar and becomes Springfield's number-one sex symbol, while Carl gets a promotion at the plant and hires Homer to be his new assistant

Bart tracks down a former Springfield Elementary student who pulled off the 'ultimate prank', and Marge starts shopping at a natural foods store. With the guest voice of Jonah Hill

Peralta invites his newly discovered half-sister Kate (New Girl star Nasim Pedrad) to come and stay with him in New York, but she turns out to ne a bit of a nightmare

Unstable former undercover cop Pimento shows up as the insurance investigator when Charles's food truck is destroyed by fire. Comedy, starring Joe Lo Truglio and Jason Mantzoukas

Phil has a vasectomy, Jay and Gloria disagree over whether to find out the sex of the baby and Mitchell tries to get Cameron working

Phil and Claire embarrass Haley while dropping her off at college, Jay and Gloria cause disruption at a baby class, and Cam and Mitchell clash with a lesbian couple

Phil struggles to accept the news when Luke announces he no longer wants to be a magician, while Jay is having trouble getting to sleep thanks to Gloria's loud snoring

The friends pitch in for a charity yard sale, where Manny uncovers a secret, Phil feels pressured to buy something and Claire interrogates Alex's new boyfriend

Homer becomes a firefighter, and initially proves surprisingly efficient - but soon decides the job does not pay well enough, and seeks other forms of compensation for his heroism

Santa's Little Helper is enrolled in the Animal Police Academy and soon graduates - but realises he is not cut out for life as a law-enforcer and rebels by biting Bart

Principal Skinner uses his Counter Truancy Unit to thwart a possible terror attack at Springfield Elementary's Annual Bake Sale. With the voice of 24's Kiefer Sutherland

Homer accidentally causes the sacking of newsreader Kent Brockman, who resolves to win his job back with a high-profile campaign

Sanjay's son turns the Kwik-E-Mart into a health-food store against Apu's insistence on tradition and Bart is called upon to take down the new enterprise

Professor Frink plays matchmaker when he creates an algorithm to make the lonely people of Springfield fall in love

Tzarina cracks under pressure in the kitchen. Harry's future on the Katina is in doubt as he struggles with an injury and tensions flare when Marina asks Wihan on a date

Behind the scenes on Princess Cruises and Regent Seven Seas Cruises, following staff as they experience the highs and lows of working life at sea

The armchair critics share their opinions on shows including Strictly Come Dancing, Coronation Street, Antiques Roadshow, Frozen Planet II and Kings of Pain

The armchair critics share their opinions on Bad Sisters, Nadiya's Everyday Baking, The Kardashians, Super/Natural and Emma Willis: Delivering Babies

Two divorcees go in search of a more successful match, and a woman who despairs of ever finding the right man finds her head turned by another man in the restaurant

Behind the scenes on Princess Cruises and Regent Seven Seas Cruises, following staff as they experience the highs and lows of working life at sea

Tzarina cracks under pressure in the kitchen. Harry's future on the Katina is in doubt as he struggles with an injury and tensions flare when Marina asks Wihan on a date

Janine's plan for a relaxing weekend away is derailed when her mother shows up unannounced asking for help. And Gregory decides that he needs to brush up on his people skills

Murray's furniture shop faces competition from a rival so Adam offers to make his father a television commercial, and Barry's attempts to court a girl at school end in failure

Marvin tries to convince Barry and his friends to invest their money with him, and Beverly invites 50 people over for a Thanksgiving 'potluck' dinner

Terry and Holt have different ideas on how to deal with a fellow police officer who is creating trouble in Terry's neighbourhood

The officers head off for the annual conference, which is usually a good excuse for a big party. But their fun is ruined when Holt asks them to be on their best behaviour

The chef travels to the La Grange suburb of Chicago to help the owners of Cafe 36, an upmarket bistro threatening to destroy the marriage of its owners due to financial losses

Phil is so preoccupied with trying to charm a prospective client that he fails to notice the man's behaviour toward Claire. Guest starring Greg Kinnear

Phil and Claire make Mitch and Cameron a life-changing promise after drinking heavily at a restaurant, and Jay's concerns about Manny and Gloria's relationship are eased

Comedy clips showcasing amusing internet videos on the themes of food and animals