E4 Thursday

Bad moods must be catching when Phil and Jay spend the afternoon together. Meanwhile, Gloria teaches Haley how to stand up to her boss

Alex goes head-to-head with a school rival, while Gloria prepares for her US citizenship test. Starring Ed O'Neill and Julie Bowen

Comedy clips showcasing amusing internet videos featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorcycle and bicycle variety

The chef tries to reverse the fortunes of the Mixing Bowl diner in Bellmore, New York, where a talented cook's work is being undone by the manager's disastrous marketing plans

Peralta intervenes before Boyle gets too serious in his new relationship, Diaz and Santiago encounter a costumed crimefighter and Holt faces a challenge to his leadership

Gina helps Peralta find a new home, Holt and Jeffords organise self-evaluations for all the staff at the precinct and Diaz takes revenge on one of the weekend squad officers

Bart persuades his family to go on a cruise and for once the Simpsons enjoy their holiday, but events take a turn for the worse when the troublemaker tries to prolong the trip

Homer finds himself in Marge's bad books after ruining a night out, so he takes marital advice from movie star Stradivarius Cain (Bryan Cranston)

The youngster attracts the attention of a bully who starts following him around, so he tries his hand at jiu-jitsu and even covers himself in bubble-wrap for protection

Mary bans Sheldon from reading a mature comic book, so the gifted youngster decides the time has come to stop living under his mother's thumb

A conflicted Haley is forced to make a big decision, while Manny returns to college, but his girlfriend Sherry continues to stay at Jay and Gloria's

It is another epic Halloween full of costumes, tricks and treats for the Dunphy-Pritchett-Tucker clan as they deal with huge, unexpected news

Elated at being named one of People magazine's '30 to Watch Under 30', Raj makes a pass at Penny and his arrogance annoys his friends. Guest starring Charlie Sheen

Sheldon is forced to confront his fear of driving when both Penny and Howard refuse to give him a lift to work. Guest starring Octavia Spencer

Sheldon is flattered when a graduate student takes a shine to him, but she soon removes forces him to work on a troublesome scientific problem

Sheldon bans Penny from the apartment for numerous minor infringements, so she decides to retaliate. Howard and Raj search for the America's Next Top Model house

When an Internal Affairs investigator reveals there may be a mole in the precinct, Peralta and Holt must find out who it is before Deputy Chief Wuntch gets wind of the situation

Peralta befriends a woman he meets in a bar, only to find out she is the defence attorney representing a perpetrator he is trying to put behind bars

Homer and Marge take the kids to Diz-Nee Land, where they discover a ride that transports them to the home planet of Kang and Kodos

Homer makes a connection with Bart after being hypnotised into thinking he is a 10-year-old boy, and the pair embark on a series of mischievous adventures

Sheldon and Howard stake their most coveted comic books on a bet over the species of a cricket. Jim Parsons and Simon Helberg star

Sheldon succeeds in getting Penny to conform to his standards, so Leonard adopts a similar strategy. Meanwhile, Howard and Raj meet two women at a goth nightclub

Raj accepts Sheldon's offer to work for him as he is desperate to avoid being sent back to India, and Howard starts spending more time with Leonard and Penny

Sheldon's opponent in a competition is his arch-enemy, Star Trek: The Next Generation actor Wil Wheaton. Meanwhile, Leonard asks Penny to set Howard up with one of her friends

Lisa refuses to apologise for insulting Miss Hoover, but she comes to learn about her teacher's private pain

Film producer Mary Tannenbaum decides to shoot a Christmas movie in Springfield, and Skinner falls in love

Homer is banned from driving, forcing Marge to take charge of the family car and run errands for everyone. Featuring the guest voices of Steve Busmen and Jackson Browne

Bart makes the mistake of falling for a girl whose boyfriend is the school bully, while Homer begins exercising, thanks to a treadmill with a built-in TV

Keith draws a line in the sand with Danni, while Gary grows frustrated with Emma's lack of improvement. A sweet 16 celebration gives Cloyce the chance to impress

Jon heads into the agency to talk to Anna and Dr Tara about growing up in the spotlight with S Club 7, and Liv heads out on her first date - taking part in a paella cookery session

Twenty one-year-old post-grad student Madeleine is paired with rugby-playing Tom Hardy impersonator Ewan, while 35-year-old Sophie seeks a man who isn't going to 'mess her around'

A 21-year-old man wants to find a partner who shares his love of adventure, while a 22-year-old pansexual woman is open to dating any gender

Sheldon is awarded a prestigious prize by the university and worries about the speech he will have to give at the ceremony, so Penny and Raj try to build up his confidence

Leonard tells Penny he loves her, but fails to get the desired response. Sheldon also finds himself competing against actor Wil Wheaton once again when the gang goes bowling

Abe is accused of a serious crime, prompting Kent Brockman to slanderously jump on the podcast bandwagon. With the guest voice of Stellan Skarsgard.

Morty is enraged when he finds out that Jerry and a mischievous alien called Glootie have launched an app, and Rick discovers a secret toilet facility in an idyllic dimension

The team wonders why the swallows have not returned to San Juan Capistrano

Yung Hee finally wonders if being on a mystery team is what she wants to do with her life

Jon heads into the agency to talk to Anna and Dr Tara about growing up in the spotlight with S Club 7, and Liv heads out on her first date - taking part in a paella cookery session

Keith draws a line in the sand with Danni, while Gary grows frustrated with Emma's lack of improvement. A sweet 16 celebration gives Cloyce the chance to impress

The youngster attracts the attention of a bully who starts following him around, so he tries his hand at jiu-jitsu and even covers himself in bubble-wrap for protection

Mary bans Sheldon from reading a mature comic book, so the gifted youngster decides the time has come to stop living under his mother's thumb

Holt and Jake investigate the theft of antique coins from the university where Kevin works as a lecturer. Jeffords and Santiago get competitive about taking the squad out for lunch

Jake and the squad race to track down a hacker who has infiltrated the precinct's computers. Rosa has relationship issues, and Hitchcock and Scully try to cook the perfect lasagne

Claire is in a quandary after receiving a job offer from a big hotel chain, while Gloria tries to engineer a break-up between Manny and his girlfriend

Everyone gathers at Jay and Gloria's to celebrate Alex's graduation, but an ear infection prevents Phil him from flying home from a business trip to be there

Comedy clips showcasing amusing internet videos on the themes of food and animals