E4 Thursday

The American comedy returns. Jay and Gloria are in for a shock when they look for a pre-school for Joe, and Cam tries to remain supportive of Mitch's career crisis

Alex tells Phil and Claire the wrong date for her first day at college and the rest of the family come up with an elaborate excuse to avoid going to Lily's football game

Comedy clips showcasing amusing internet videos featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorcycle and bicycle variety

The chef tries to change the fortunes of an Irish pub in the Hamptons, New York, where the chances of the establishment becoming a success are being ruined by two feuding brothers

When an Internal Affairs investigator reveals there may be a mole in the precinct, Peralta and Holt must find out who it is before Deputy Chief Wuntch gets wind of the situation

Peralta befriends a woman he meets in a bar, only to find out she is the defence attorney representing a perpetrator he is trying to put behind bars

Homer and Marge take the kids to Diz-Nee Land, where they discover a ride that transports them to the home planet of Kang and Kodos

Homer makes a connection with Bart after being hypnotised into thinking he is a 10-year-old boy, and the pair embark on a series of mischievous adventures

Dr Sturgis recommends Sheldon and Missy for a university research study on twins. but Mary is unhappy when the test results go to Sheldon's head. Comedy, starring Iain Armitage

Mary clashes with Sheldon's drama teacher over plans for a Halloween fundraiser for the church. Georgie falls for a rebellious teenage girl that Sheldon is tutoring

There is impending chaos in the air when Jay holds a Super Bowl party at the same time as Claire is hosting Haley's baby shower - both events being in Jay's house

Cameron and Mitchell learn that Lilly has started her periods, so they call in reinforcements to give her advice. Phil tells Luke he recently attended a prenatal class with Haley

Sheldon and Howard stake their most coveted comic books on a bet over the species of a cricket. Jim Parsons and Simon Helberg star

Sheldon succeeds in getting Penny to conform to his standards, so Leonard adopts a similar strategy. Meanwhile, Howard and Raj meet two women at a goth nightclub

Raj accepts Sheldon's offer to work for him as he is desperate to avoid being sent back to India, and Howard starts spending more time with Leonard and Penny

Sheldon's opponent in a competition is his arch-enemy, Star Trek: The Next Generation actor Wil Wheaton. Meanwhile, Leonard asks Penny to set Howard up with one of her friends

Though still heartbroken over Sophia, Jake's spirits are lifted when the squad is invited to a counter-terrorism training simulation

Peralta teams up with Holt's husband Kevin to find out why the captain is in a bad mood, while Boyle tries to get a confession out of an elderly bank-robbery suspect

Marge and Lisa turn a sad experience into a graphic novel-turned-Broadway show. But they struggle with creative differences and ego

Homer discovers that Maggie is a gifted whistler and tries to use his daughter's talent to make her famous. Meanwhile, Marge impresses Fat Tony

The comedy flashes back to reveal how Sheldon saved the lives of his pals, and looks at the origins of his friendship with Leonard, as well as explaining the housemates' agreement

Raj and Howard register Sheldon with an online dating site hoping to find his perfect woman, while Penny gets drunk and seduces Leonard

Penny is stunned when Sheldon announces he is about to go on his first-ever date, and Howard's new robotic arm creates problems

Sheldon tries to extend his lifespan, concerned he will not be around long enough for his consciousness to be downloaded into a robot body. Guest starring Steve Wozniak

Lisa makes an imaginary friend, while Homer gets his hands on a new vehicle. With the voice of Benedict Cumberbatch

Mystery and intrigue comes to Springfield as a British secret agent arrives in search of a spy. With the voice of Stephen Fry

Maggie becomes obsessed with unlikely babysitter Moe - much to the dismay of Marge and Homer, who respond by forbidding him to see her again

In an attempt to improve his public image, Mr Burns takes to selling plant-based burgers, but Lisa is unable to believe that he has changed his ways.

Gary asks Daisy a loaded question, while Diana re-evaluates her feelings, and another group of friends come aboard looking for an unforgettable experience

Kerry Katona pops in to chat with Paul and Anna, and Made in Chelsea's Sam Prince also joins the agents to hear feedback from his date with Faye

Fred and the staff serve an extra portion of romance for Valentine's Day and for guests like Brendan who has been on around a thousand dates, it might just be their special night

Marlie and Adam - both from Yorkshire - are invited to choose a potential new partner based on their naked bodies - and then even things up by taking their own clothes off

Leonard is depressed that everyone is paired off except him, and resorts to desperate measures to get a girlfriend, while an anxious Sheldon looks for a way out of his relationship

A visit from Raj's sister Priya creates tension among the guys, especially when Leonard has to coax Sheldon into hiding his romantic past with her from the rest of the gang

Homer and the family look back into the past in the 700th episode of the cartoon, while one of Ned Flanders' secrets is revealed

On a treasure-seeking expedition in an alien temple, Rick and Morty discover that a heist expert has snatched the prize from under their noses so seek revenge

The latest adventure involves baby octopus, plantains, smoked kippers and cream of mushroom soup

White privilege turns on itself this episode

Kerry Katona pops in to chat with Paul and Anna, and Made in Chelsea's Sam Prince also joins the agents to hear feedback from his date with Faye

Gary asks Daisy a loaded question, while Diana re-evaluates her feelings, and another group of friends come aboard looking for an unforgettable experience

Dr Sturgis recommends Sheldon and Missy for a university research study on twins. but Mary is unhappy when the test results go to Sheldon's head. Comedy, starring Iain Armitage

Mary clashes with Sheldon's drama teacher over plans for a Halloween fundraiser for the church. Georgie falls for a rebellious teenage girl that Sheldon is tutoring

Jake and Amy set to work on an uncrackable case, Holt adjusts to a new beat and Hitchcock looks for the love of his life

Adam unintentionally lets it slip that Barry never completed his community service requirement. Meanwhile, Barry and his friends graduate from high school

Phil helps Haley persuade Claire to let Dylan move in, Mitch gets a job with Jay's rivals and Gloria and Cameron come to blows over how to deal with Manny's problem at school

Phil goes into nesting mode after finding some abandoned duck eggs, while Mitchell worries about Cam's friendship with a group of frat boys

Comedy clips showcasing amusing internet videos on the themes of food and animals