E4 Thursday

Claire takes Haley and Alex into the office, Gloria is chosen for jury duty, while Cam and Mitchell are in need of a mediator when they bicker over who to invite to their party

Luke is arrested for driving without a licence, Cam encourages Gloria to sell her family's special hot sauce, while Haley and Dylan run into Andy and Beth at the cinema

Comedy clips showcasing amusing internet videos featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorcycle and bicycle variety

The fiery chef comes to the aid of Anthony Trobiano, whose restaurant in Great Neck, New York, is failing even though his partner's parents have given him their life savings

Though still heartbroken over Sophia, Jake's spirits are lifted when the squad is invited to a counter-terrorism training simulation

Peralta teams up with Holt's husband Kevin to find out why the captain is in a bad mood, while Boyle tries to get a confession out of an elderly bank-robbery suspect

Marge and Lisa turn a sad experience into a graphic novel-turned-Broadway show. But they struggle with creative differences and ego

Homer discovers that Maggie is a gifted whistler and tries to use his daughter's talent to make her famous. Meanwhile, Marge impresses Fat Tony

The young genius and Dr Sturgis have a falling out when the teacher marks an answer wrong on Sheldon's test. Mary takes over for Pastor Jeff when he is sick

The youngster boycotts his favourite bread company when the taste of his favourite loaf changes, but it soon gets out of control. Georgie tries to console Veronica after a break-up

Phil, Claire, Alex and Luke decide to give Haley the day off when they realise the twins can help them with their never-ending to-do lists

Mitch and Cam help Lily overcome her insecurities about wearing a bathing suit, while Jay starts to feel neglected as Gloria's new internship is taking up so much of her time

The comedy flashes back to reveal how Sheldon saved the lives of his pals, and looks at the origins of his friendship with Leonard, as well as explaining the housemates' agreement

Raj and Howard register Sheldon with an online dating site hoping to find his perfect woman, while Penny gets drunk and seduces Leonard

Penny is stunned when Sheldon announces he is about to go on his first-ever date, and Howard's new robotic arm creates problems

Sheldon tries to extend his lifespan, concerned he will not be around long enough for his consciousness to be downloaded into a robot body. Guest starring Steve Wozniak

The division incurs another personnel change that threatens to put Jake and Amy's budding relationship at risk. Comedy, starring Andy Samberg

Jake thinks Boyle might have met his soulmate in Genevieve, an art gallery owner, and tries to set the pair up on a date. Comedy, starring Andy Samberg

On his deathbed, Grampa makes a confession to Homer that proves hard to reconcile when he recovers

Homer gets far more than he bargained for when he gets Flanders a job at the nuclear plant, while Marge worries that the spark has gone from her marriage

Sheldon is distraught when his online gaming account is hacked, so his friends decide to find out who is responsible - but make the mistake of confronting the culprit in person

Amy and Sheldon start a gossip experiment to see how quickly rumours spread among the gang, while Howard tells his friends he is planning to propose to Bernadette

Sheldon is infuriated when Priya uses her legal knowledge to find a loophole in the room-mate agreement - but his spirits are lifted by a night on the town

Amy and Penny ask Bernadette to help them spy on Leonard and Priya after the couple invite her and Howard to dinner. Raj finds a cure for his fear of talking to women

Ned Flanders' home is destroyed by a hurricane, so the locals rally round to help rebuild it. Unfortunately, their shoddy workmanship causes him to suffer a nervous breakdown

An overdose of spicy food causes Homer to experience hallucinations that inspire him to find his true soulmate. Featuring the guest voice of Johnny Cash

Bart lands himself in trouble when he steals a mobile phone from actor Denis Leary and ends up leading his family to the ancient ruins of Machu Picchu

Marge babysits Ned Flanders' boys so he can attend a convention, while Homer takes the Simpson children to an animal retirement home - where Bart is kidnapped by a chimpanzee

Compilation episode looking behind the scenes of the Symphony of the Seas, featuring some of the 2,200 crew members that work on the mammoth ship

Dr Tara spices up the morning at the agency for Paul and Anna. Louis has an emotional consultation talking about his past as the agents try to understand him a little more

The armchair critics review shows including Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?, (Un)well, Extinction: The Facts, Des, The Third Day, and BBC Breakfast. From September 2020

Fred Sirieix and the staff serve extra portions of love with fingers crossed for Valentine's Day, as 35-year-old divorcee Chris is matched with veterinary nurse Kaz

A wealthy benefactor at the university makes Leonard consider how far he is willing to push himself in the name of science. Comedy, starring Johnny Galecki

Howard is torn between Bernadette and his mother. Leonard rekindles his romance with Raj's sister Priya, and Amy uses Penny's emotions as the basis for a research project