6:00 AM
Modern Family
Claire and Gloria plan to spend time with their children outdoors
Claire and Gloria plan to spend time with their children outdoors, and Phil witnesses an unexpected moment of weakness from Jay. Comedy, starring Julie Bowen and Sofia Vergara

6:30 AM
Modern Family
Claire and Phil swap parenting roles
Claire and Phil swap parenting roles, and Gloria falls for a sob story, while Jay helps an overzealous entrepreneur with his dog training scheme

6:55 AM
Rude(ish) Tube Shorts
Amusing internet videos featuring food and animals
Comedy clips showcasing amusing internet videos on the themes of food and animals

7:00 AM
Couples Come Dine with Me
Three couples from Portsmouth compete
Three couples from Portsmouth compete, with Claire and Alex kicking things off with an organic, nutritionally balanced meal that satisfies their new-age philosophies

8:00 AM
Ramsay's 24 Hours to Hell and Back
Gordon visits Bayou on the Vine in Kansas City
Gordon visits Bayou on the Vine, a family-run Cajun restaurant in the redeveloped Jazz District of Kansas City, Missouri that is struggling with an uncertain future

9:00 AM
Ramsay's 24 Hours to Hell and Back
Gordon Ramsay helps the owners of LA gastropub and karaoke bar Boardwalk 11
Gordon Ramsay helps the owners of Boardwalk 11, an LA gastropub and karaoke bar, where the late-night singing has become more appealing than the dining experience

10:00 AM
Below Deck
There is a chaotic start to the season for Captain Kerry
There is a chaotic start to the season for Captain Kerry, thanks to a seasick chef, some novice crewmembers, and a demanding germaphobe guest

11:00 AM
Modern Family
Jay hosts a Super Bowl party
There is impending chaos in the air when Jay holds a Super Bowl party at the same time as Claire is hosting Haley's baby shower - both events being in Jay's house

11:30 AM
Modern Family
Phil tells Luke he recently attended a prenatal class with Haley
Cameron and Mitchell learn that Lilly has started her periods, so they call in reinforcements to give her advice. Phil tells Luke he recently attended a prenatal class with Haley

12:00 PM
The Simpsons
Bart gets a job working for Krusty
Bart lands a job on the Krusty the Clown Show and becomes an instant celebrity, complete with his own catchphrase. With the guest voice of Conan O'Brien

12:30 PM
The Simpsons
Featuring the guest voice of Kathleen Turner
Lisa takes offence at a new doll that supposedly demeans women, and persuades its inventor to design a more up-to-date model. With the guest voice of Kathleen Turner

1:00 PM
The Simpsons
Homer makes peace with Ned Flanders
Homer begins to believe Ned Flanders may not be so bad after all, and starts hanging around with him - but his friendliness and good cheer are not reciprocated for long

1:30 PM
The Simpsons
Bart wins an elephant
Bart wins a competition and becomes the lucky owner of a fully grown elephant, which proceeds to eat his hard-up family out of house and home

2:00 PM
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Part one of three. Jake and Holt adjust to their new lives in Florida
Part one of three. Jake and Holt adjust to their new lives in Florida under the Witness Protection Programme, while knowing that Jimmy 'the Butcher' Figgis remains on the loose

2:30 PM
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Part two of three. Jake and Holt plan to attack Jimmy the Butcher
Part two of three. Jake and Holt plan to attack Jimmy the Butcher, only to end up arrested and under interrogation - the last thing anyone under witness protection needs

3:00 PM
Modern Family
Everyone joins Jay on one last family trip to Paris
Everyone joins Jay on one last family trip to Paris, where he is accepting a lifetime achievement award, but an old enemy finds a way to haunt him

3:30 PM
Modern Family
Claire lands an interview for her dream job
Claire lands an interview for her dream job, while Cam and Mitch debate the pros and cons of adopting another baby

4:00 PM
Modern Family
Mitchell is having a hard time letting go of his old life
Mitchell is having a hard time letting go of his old life, leading to an intervention from Gloria, while Haley, Luke and Alex decide to throw a party at the Dunphy house

4:30 PM
Modern Family
Phil and Claire decide that one of the kids needs to move out
First of the two-part finale of the comedy, with Phil and Claire deciding that one of the kids needs to move out so they can take control of the house again

5:00 PM
The Simpsons
Sideshow Bob is released from prison
Sideshow Bob is released from prison and goes to work for his brother on a dam-building project. With the guest voices of Kelsey Grammer and David Hyde Pierce

5:30 PM
The Simpsons
Lisa babysits Bart
Homer and Marge plan a night out at Springfield's newly renovated waterfront, and decide Lisa is sensible enough to babysit older brother Bart, much to his annoyance

6:00 PM
The Simpsons
Alcohol is outlawed in Springfield
Alcohol is outlawed in Springfield, prompting Homer to begin brewing his own beer and launch a new business venture as a prohibition-busting bootlegger

6:30 PM
The Simpsons
Bart catches Principal Skinner in a compromising situation
Bart catches Principal Skinner in a clinch with Mrs Krabappel and finds himself being used as a go-between in their illicit relationship

7:00 PM
The Simpsons
Reports of Mr Burns's death provoke a media storm
Reports of Mr Burns's death provoke a media storm as the townsfolk reveal their true feelings about him, but it is not long before he reappears

7:30 PM
The Simpsons
Homer and Bart embark on a father-son bonding ocean voyage
Marge signs Homer and Bart on a father-son bonding ocean voyage in a bid to heal their troubled relationship

8:00 PM
Below Deck
Bosun Caio's leadership skills leave a lot to be desired
With chef Lawrence still struggling to get to grips with life aboard the St David, Captain Kerry considers making a new appointment

9:00 PM
Notting Hill
Romantic comedy, starring Julia Roberts and Hugh Grant
A London bookshop owner falls for a glamorous Hollywood film star, but intrusive media interest makes for a tricky relationship. Romantic comedy, with Hugh Grant and Julia Roberts

11:25 PM
Open House: The Great Sex Experiment
Welsh pair Jonny and Sarah plan to have sex with other couples
Having bottled out in the past, Welsh couple Jonny and Sarah try to overcome their nerves, as they plan to have sex with other people for the first time

12:25 AM
Naked Attraction
Sarah from Plymouth becomes the first returning picker
Sarah from Plymouth becomes the first returning picker having previously been on the show as David. Twenty-year-old plumber Jamie from Swansea is looking for love
